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Alligator attacks handler at kids birthday party

Nobody_Important

“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
That is horrifying. Hope the woman is okay and that the kids are not scarred by this.
 

bender

What time is it?
I don't need to kill all humans we you stupid meat sacks keep pulling stunts like this.

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AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
First time I have seen it with audio. Glad the dad got in there and helped her.

Alligator zoos are not a rare thing in Florida, I have been to a couple of them, but my kids only got to hold the little gators.
 

dorkimoe

Member
I've seen car crashes, explosions, beheadings, death, and i think this is the most insane clip i have ever seen. Stable footage, no screaming or yelling just intense as fuck and a death roll
 

GeorgPrime

Banned


Damn, how scary would that br


The moment you realize

"Jumping in the water with the alligator was the best thing she could have done"

Staying outside the basin and trying to get your hand out while the alligator does the death roll
 
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This is why you dont go into this kind of work. I'm sure everyone starts out super vigilant dealing with animals like this but as time passes, its gotta be impossible not to get kind of lazy and careless...then you lose a fucking limb.
 

jason10mm

Gold Member
The only thing more baller would have been if the guy whipped out a ballpoint pen and stabbed the croc in that little spot on their head that leads right to their tiny reptile brain.....

.... And then made a pair of boots out of the hide.
 
Goes to show that no amount of training or bonding can change a creature's nature. They're wild animals at the end of the day, they can never truly be tamed, not even by their masters.
 

Kenpachii

Member
Goes to show that no amount of training or bonding can change a creature's nature. They're wild animals at the end of the day, they can never truly be tamed, not even by their masters.

Jup u see this over and over again with people that think they have full control over those animals yet its just a matter of time before they get hit.

Hey guys swimming with sharks is perfectly fine. Oh shit.

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The unfortunate thing about a lot of these alligator zoos are that the animals in them have usually been picked up by animal control after stupid people start feeding them, causing the alligator to lose its fear of people. Once that happens it will start viewing human contact as sources of food, and it can't integrate back into nature. That's when your pets and children get attacked.

Alligators are generally not aggressive with things it knows are too big for it so long as you don't fuck with it. When down in Florida understand that there are gators in every single body of fresh water. Let them do their thing, and they won't come near you.
 
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