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Alligator attacks handler at kids birthday party

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
Jup u see this over and over again with people that think they have full control over those animals yet its just a matter of time before they get hit.

Hey guys swimming with sharks is perfectly fine. Oh shit.
I swam with some sharks In Hawaii. No bites.
 

Hulk_Smash

Banned
The unfortunate thing about a lot of these alligator zoos are that the animals in them have usually been picked up by animal control after stupid people start feeding them, causing the alligator to lose its fear of people. Once that happens it will start viewing human contact as sources of food, and it can't integrate back into nature. That's when your pets and children get attacked.

Alligators are generally not aggressive with things it knows are too big for it so long as you don't fuck with it. When down in Florida understand that there are gators in every single body of fresh water. Let them do their thing, and they won't come near you.
You’re right about gators being in every fresh water body of water. When I lived in Florida, we had a gator that loved to visit our retention pond behind our house in our subdivision. It did not like being near people. People got close to it, it would swim away.
 
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V1LÆM

Gold Member
sucks the kids had to see that but the stupid woman got what she deserved. arguably probably not enough. the gator should've chomped her arm clean off and snacked on it.

don't fucking keep them captive and profit off them.
 
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