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[Cornballer]

Quakes are terrible. Ugh.

 

[Cystm]

Thank you, based Kamara. Two goals in 14 minutes.

Via /Fusir:

1 - 1.

1 - 2.

Quakes are terrible. Ugh.

You guys are nearly as bad as my cf97.

We have the Union to look down on, at least.

 

[Dr Campino]

What has got into Kah? He just keeps scoring.

 

[B-Dubs]

What has got into Kah? He just keeps scoring.

I'll tell you what, I took him off my fantasy team and he wants to make me cry.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

We have the Union to look down on, at least.

...For now

Spoiler

 

[Cystm]

...For now

Spoiler

We will probably take turns as worst in the league before it's all said and done.

Tranquillo will lift you guys up beyond that tho.

If nothing else you also have Bournemouth to grow old with.

 

[xbhaskarx]

From twitter...

Did we just establish, mathematically, that 1 Chris Rolfe shot = 25 normal shots?

#DCU become the first #MLS team in history to win a game with one shot. Not one shot on goal... One. Total. Shot.

 

[xbhaskarx]

Pfft, can't believe you aren't repping Quakes-Dynamo tonight. It'll be a scintillating exhibition of attacking soccer for the ages.

Quakes are terrible. Ugh.

I was boycotting Quakes-Dynamo because both teams are pretty unbearable to watch even when NOT playing on hot/humid Houston summer evenings.

Quakes MOTM was Kei Kamara, whose two goals against Colorado kept them out of the basement.

 

[Meier]

I'll tell you what, I took him off my fantasy team and he wants to make me cry.

Same. :\ Had the chance to add him back but figured it couldn't continue. Sheesh!

 

[xbhaskarx]

4th division Chattanooga FC...

NPSLSoccer.net @NPSLSoccer
18,227 the announced attendance for tonight's #NPSLFinals!

 

[Dr Campino]

Not RSL's night. Down 4-0 and a straight red now. Mansally lost his cool.

 

[ActStriker]

115 points this week.

Based Giovinco

I'm in the Top 10 now!

 

[The Chosen One]

Alright I'm going to start paying attention to my fantasy team again now. Time for a late-season comeback. I didn't even have Giovinco on my team, which shows just how neglected my team was. I actually would have had a decent week if he was on my team.

 

[Blue Lou]

4th division Chattanooga FC...

NPSLSoccer.net @NPSLSoccer
18,227 the announced attendance for tonight's #NPSLFinals!

I wonder whether the NASL will try to lure them. When you think of lower league US soccer, you generally don't think of Tennessee.

 

[Osorio]

Poor Seattle

Barrett scores and pulls a hamstring in the celebration

 

[ZZMitch]

Well that start just happened

 

[Osorio]

Zardes scores as soon as I take him off my fantasy team. Nice!

 

[NobleGreenBeast]

Thank you Zardes!

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Ricketts got lucky as fuck right there

 

[smokeandmirrors]

https://twitter.com/RobHarris/status/630488065014951940

well then

 

[Grover Cleveland]

https://twitter.com/RobHarris/status/630488065014951940

well then

That just looks like a regular ass day in Jersey to me.

 

[NobleGreenBeast]

Well there it is. An assist and a goal for Gio in his MLS debut.

 

[Blue Lou]

This is only their third meeting, right?

 

[Osorio]

https://twitter.com/RobHarris/status/630488065014951940

well then

That's outside the GSU bar.

Nothing new.

 

[Osorio]

Lletget is a boss

 

[LyleLanley]

https://twitter.com/RobHarris/status/630488065014951940

well then

Does this mean Soccer has made it in America?

 

[Osorio]

Does this mean Soccer has made it in America?

No it means an MLS fight has finally made it to Twitter.

This has been going on since the league's inception.

So in a way, yeah, I guess it has made it.

 

[B-Dubs]

https://twitter.com/RobHarris/status/630488065014951940

well then

Jersey gonna Jersey.

That's outside the GSU bar.

Nothing new.

That sounds about right.

 

[Cornballer]

I was boycotting Quakes-Dynamo because both teams are pretty unbearable to watch even when NOT playing on hot/humid Houston summer evenings.

Quakes MOTM was Kei Kamara, whose two goals against Colorado kept them out of the basement.

It was as bad as you imagined and you were correct to skip it.

The Quakes-Colorado Western Conference Dumpster Fire battle royale is next weekend, and thankfully I already sold my ticket to some poor soul that wanted to attend the game.

 

[Cystm]

If these guys start to gel like this consistently, this league belongs to them.

 

[Osorio]

Lineup is out: Robles, Perinelle, Miazga, Lawrence, Lade, McCarty, Felipe, Kljestan, Grella, Sam, BWP.

Bench: Reynish, Ouimette, Davis, Zizzo, SWP, Veron, Abang

 

[Silver Arrows]

So, quick question..is this MLS-GAF then, alongside a catch-all for American soccer?

Because I'm a Whitecaps fan and a Canadian, so I'm not quite sure if I should be here.

 

[ActStriker]

So, quick question..is this MLS-GAF then, alongside a catch-all for American soccer?

yes

this thread is really America+Canada. We have a decent amount of TFC posters

 

[Nesotenso]

So, quick question..is this MLS-GAF then, alongside a catch-all for American soccer?

Because I'm a Whitecaps fan and a Canadian, so I'm not quite sure if I should be here.

all divisions and teams of North American soccer are discussed here.

 

[Silver Arrows]

yes

this thread is really America+Canada. We have a decent amount of TFC posters

Alright, thanks

 

[B-Dubs]

Lineup is out: Robles, Perinelle, Miazga, Lawrence, Lade, McCarty, Felipe, Kljestan, Grella, Sam, BWP.

Bench: Reynish, Ouimette, Davis, Zizzo, SWP, Veron, Abang

This is about what I expected, why change what works?

 

[Osorio]

This is about what I expected, why change what works?

Great bench to work with. Want to see what's up with Veron.

 

[Cystm]

Oh fuck, that Tifo.

Edit: Redbull always being hypocrites with their tifos.

Henry and Cahill say hi.


Lmao.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Oh fuck, that Tifo.

Edit: Redbull always bring hypocrites with their tifos.

Henry and Cahill say hi.

didnt see it. i assume it dealt with pirlo and lampard being old?

 

[Cystm]

They cut away real quick hahaha.

"Retirement home" portraits of Pirlo and Lamps below it.

These guys are going so hard. This shit is amazing.

 

[Osorio]

Oh fuck, that Tifo.

Edit: Redbull always bring hypocrites with their tifos.

Henry and Cahill say hi.


Lmao.

To be fair they left at the same age Lampard and Pirlo came in.

Or close, I think they left at 37

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Figured it was a retirement joke

also mix to villa to lampard was great right there

 

[MetatronM]

That was really pretty except for the finish. Mix->Villa->Lampard, just missed.

 

[Cystm]

So much energy. I love it.

Edit:

Lovely cross from angelino. So. Damn. Good.

Good save by Robles.

 

[Osorio]

I wouldn't mind a NYCFC groundshare. Yankee Stadium is so garbage atmosphere wise

Robles is a god.

 

[Osorio]

BWP!

 

[B-Dubs]

Dat BWP

 

[MetatronM]

Saunders is pissed at his back line earlier than usual today.

 

[xbhaskarx]

How come every time I watch NYC their best player is Poku, yet Kreis never seems to start him...

 

[Osorio]

So close from Miazga.

Glad he's finally a threat on set pieces.