Remember guys, breathe in, breathe out
If ya worked up, pull ya Wii out
Hope for good luck, pull ya Mii out
Scalpers go wild and pull a fee out
Breathe in, breathe out
Let them scalpers fight, pull your agree out
If a scalper act up, pull Wave 3 out
When I pull Dedede out scalpers turn "Amiibout"
Golly, more of this bullshit pre-order crap
I got to 'pologize to CH4OS and Cap (pa)
But is it cool to rap about how I won
If I told GAF I snatched it from Geedorah and xplicitone? (xplicitone!)
First person with a tent and a backpack
Smartphone, 3DS, and a knapsack
Always said if I rapped I'd say somethin' significant
But now I'm rappin' 'bout Nintendo, holds, and GAF again
And it's still about the collection
Big glass stand and whatever other protection
Store named PygeHD
More bullshit than Reggie
What'cha gon' buy next? Whatever new Amiibo is in
I'm tryin' to reduce the salt
And I'm so broke I wonder like "Damn, will I default?"
I mean twelve Pac-Mans, should I just hault?
What the hell was wrong with me Diggeh?
Sing along with my bruh