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Amusing Nazi anecdotes, pt II

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White Man

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The other day, my friend ‘Zachariah’ in New York tells me that he thinks one of the new chick interns working with him is a Nazi. I asked why, and he sent me a link to her Live Journal page, and yeah, she’s totally a Nazi. And Zachariah’s last name is Shapiro, btw.

I told him that there are few things hotter than hate fucking, but he didn’t seem interested in exploring the possibility. I then suggested it would make a fine pornographic film, especially if there were elements of dominance and submission. Then he just stopped talking to me.

Yeah, amusing.
 

White Man

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I'll get the link off him later.

I remember a few lines like "Dreaming of a WHITE Christmas." There was a gallery of concentration camp images, and her hero was listed as Josef Mengele. I'm not even sure I'd be able to link it without getting banned.
 

ShadowRed

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Damn White man you are living up to your name today. Post the freaking link already. Are there pictures as well. I once banged a skinhead chick once. Not really a good lay but I'm not sure if it was because she sucked at it period or because she wasn't totally into it. I would give a discription of whta happened. The circumstances not the actually act, but it seems if you post about getting laid on this board it mean an automatic closing. So I'll save my time.
 

White Man

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It's the Comte Robert de Montesquiou-Fezensac, a minor 19th century Decadent poet. His stuff is pretty over the top. He's the basis for Baron de Charlus in Proust's In Search of Lost Time and the incomparable Des Esseintes in Joris-Karl Huysmans A Rebours (Against Nature, my personal equivalent to Mark David Chapman's Catcher in the Rye) Jean Cocteau idolized him, as well.

He's more famous for having cool paintings made of him, but he wrote some pretty out there poetry. Sort of like a 19th Century Jamie Stewart. Good luck tracking any down. He's more known for being a personal inspiration to people than an artistic inspiration.

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In A Rebours (1884), Huysman lays out a story of a wealthy aesthete, the Duc Jean de Esseintes, experiments with exotic pleasures (mostly sexual). He lives in his home as in a monastary and dreams of the progress of syphilis down the ages. Finally, he is welcomed into the embrace of a femme fatale whose genitalia are made in the image of a venus flytrap. Des Esseintes seals himself off from the world, so afraid of being dissapointed by reality that he is afraid of even leaving his home.
 
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