I actually went back to Excitebike 64 recently, and finally, after 14 years, beat the game! Pretty awesome. I'd gotten stuck at the Platinum circuit of the Professional (Hard) difficulty, that is just two from the end, but it was just so, so hard... but I finally did it, and then the last one too. It's such an amazing game, easily one of the best motorcycle racing games ever!
Oh god, watching the guy second on the left play is so painful. Why did no one tell him how to hold the controller. :/
Mike finally notices how wrongly that guy is holding the controller near the end of the video, but doesn't bother to actually show him how to hold it.
Watching that guy play was pretty painful. And he was using the best character, too!