Angry Video Game Nerd

hilsev said:
That game was so bad that I almost didn't finish watching the review, honestly lost my apatite.
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Hahaha, seriously same here. After the outtake I had enough. But since it was really really close to the end, I needed to watch the rest.

Without exaggeration, it definitely seemed like 12 year olds put this thing together.
 
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miksar said:
A game that makes you laugh so hard shouldn't be considered the worst. There is a bunch of really frustrating games on 3DO, at least this one doesn't take itself too seriously.
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It's not even a game. It's a powerpoint presentation.
 
I wish he would have done a 3 part on the 3DO. Part one, Focus on the System. Part Two, go through a bunch of games. Part 3, Plumbers Dont wear Ties.
 
i had to hide my browser when there were too many minutes of a dude with no shirt on a bed,
LOL

lesson: E.T. 2600 is not the worst game in the history of gaming, there exists worse... proven by the Angry VG Nerd
 
This crossed that line for me. This was actually so bad it was depressing to watch. I felt seriously embarrassed and depressed after watching. Not even sure why, it just seemed like an incredibly cheap porn movie without the porn.
 
JasoNsider said:
This crossed that line for me. This was actually so bad it was depressing to watch. I felt seriously embarrassed and depressed after watching. Not even sure why, it just seemed like an incredibly cheap porn movie without the porn.
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Strange, I actually kind of want this game now because it looks so hilarious. I don't really get the feeling the makers of this game were taking the task or the production very seriously. It strikes me as satirical more than anything.
 
maharg said:
Strange, I actually kind of want this game now because it looks so hilarious. I don't really get the feeling the makers of this game were taking the task or the production very seriously. It strikes me as satirical more than anything.
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That's my feeling as well. It looks like the video game equivalent of the French dub for Fist of the North Star (those who're French here will instantly get what I mean :D).
 
Amazing. When I saw the title screen I thought "this can't get any worse"... :lol
To be honest, there were a lot of crappy FMV titles back then, but this grabs the top spot by a couple of parsecs (ok, I know that technically isn't FMV, but anyway...). Even shit like Lost In Town or Night Trap actually seem a masterpiece in comparison. And I don't really think it was meant to be satirical or something... they just slapped toghether the bare minimum for a "game" and hoped that sexy images and the fact it was on 3DO were enough to sell. The feeble attempts at self-awareness are just there as a pathetic excuse for the abysmal production value.
 
Kilrogg said:
That's my feeling as well. It looks like the video game equivalent of the French dub for Fist of the North Star (those who're French here will instantly get what I mean :D).
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Im not french, but close enough i guess.

Now that was bad, and it was on purpose too: l'école du Nanto de vison, Hokuto a huitres, Hokuto de cuisine, hokuto a beurre! :lol
 
Kandrick said:
Im not french, but close enough i guess.

Now that was bad, and it was on purpose too: l'école du Nanto de vison, Hokuto a huitres, Hokuto de cuisine! :lol
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Don't tell me Belgium/Swiss/Québec or whatever French-speaking country you're from also had that travesty of an adaptation?
 
Kilrogg said:
Don't tell me Belgium/Swiss/Québec or whatever French-speaking country you're from also had that travesty of an adaptation?
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Well i remember watching it on TF1 in Club Dorothée, here in Switzerland :lol

These AB productions were pure shit, City Hunter ( Nicky Larson ) translation was lame too. And lets not even talk about censorship :lol

They all talked like they were retarded too, specially the bad guys :lol
 
Dra-Q said:
Who didn't? Which one?

@topic: Nice blonde at the start.
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If you're asking which girl, I think it was Kasumi. I saved all my old mags, so I could probably find the issue if I went digging. I'm not even sure if it was EGM, might have been another gaming mag.

Good times.
 
A game that exemplifies low-budget, no thought out idea concepts of soft-core porn flicks, but even the sexy parts they get wrong and becomes comedy instead...done on Powerpoint, even if the yonly sold one copy of this game, they still made profit. Unbelievable.
 
daycru said:
So that's how Matt Striker got his start.
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I also saw a similarity to Matt Striker, but thought it was too old. But Wikipedia says Striker is 35, so he would have been 20 when this was made. Makes sense.
 
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot @ the game
who payed for this?
why the hell would anyone aprove of this getting released O.o

whatever they were smoking, give me some, looks like some good shit
 
this is random but at the beginning, the randomness of cars and pandas and stuff is suppose to represent the guy having a dream ... avgn immitation at the end is great

I, in no way, endorse or defend this game. Just pointing out the randomness that James didn't pick up on. Everything he says still stands.
/disclaimer post
 
:lol :lol :lol

I'm utterly amazed that someone would actually pay the money to have that game published. I mean, it feels like they were trying to make the worst game they possibly could.
 
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