Galactic Fork
A little fluff between the ears never did any harm...
So for those who write letters to their villagers, do you put thought into them or do you just type "Dear [Animal's name], KABLOOEY! From [Your name]"?
I have little stories that go with my letters. Like Paula is an art theif, Skye is a serial killer, Axel used to be my spy... he never forgets, Chrissy has mental problems, and Elvis was the cause of the horrible flea epidemic.
Edit: Gah! Does anybody have oranges in their village? I swear it's the only fruit tree I don't have... And of course, that's the one Chrissy asks for.