I'm using the AC Community app on Wii U and you can read a stream of Pascal quotes if you go to his profile. They're amazing. "I've eaten sugar cookies before, but, maaaan, I'm pretty sure they've all got sugar in them." "Why do people get down on kids who go to clown college? Maaaan, I'd rather have an educated clown entertain me." "Be careful not to let my mom hear you say that sports don't matter, because, maaaan, she'll agree for hours."