Any one have a childbirth aborted without there say?

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This isn't a matter of me being a bad father.
It's a matter of a lot of females wanting to live there life and not have a child slow them down.

Just because a woman got ran up in more times than an olympic marathon doesn't mean her vaginal walls are blown out!

My ex told me she was with 23 guys before she met me, she was the tightest ever!
I would get abrasions off of it.
Expecially after a couple of orgasms and you all said it was due to dryness.
No really after an orgasm swelling occurs or maybe I just get more into it making it have less room.
But really that shit hurt after a while.
 
On the flip side of the coin I was with a female that claimed 3, they love that number.
Well anyway
It felt like parking a tricylcle in a two car garage!
Nah It felt like throwing a hot dog into Yankee Stadium!
Like a raft in the murky depths of the sea!

She seemed entertained downright enthralled.
Me on the other hand.....

I liken the experiance to sticking your dick into a micro waved bowl of Jello.

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MMMMMmmmm Jello Puddin Pops!
 
KiNeSiS said:
This isn't a matter of me being a bad father.
It's a matter of a lot of females wanting to live there life and not have a child slow them down.

Just because a woman got ran up in more times than an olympic marathon doesn't mean her vaginal walls are blown out!

My ex told me she was with 23 guys before she met me, she was the tightest ever!
I would get abrasions off of it.
Expecially after a couple of orgasms and you all said it was due to dryness.
No really after an orgasm swelling occurs or maybe I just get more into it making it have less room.
But really that shit hurt after a while.

Abrasions???????


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DaCocoBrova said:
:lol OK. Dunno what makes you think that, but whatever.

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Size is relative. Short of the whole communal shower thing, and the comments that females make (consistantly)

I rest my case. ;)


Seriously though, if I was mistaken, then I'm mistaken-- I didn't say it to offend you. Just that between your splooging over the size of your dick and the "d00d, I make girls orgasm AT LEAST a dozen times in the first half hour" posts from a while back, it seemed that you were very "concerned" with your sexual prowess (i.e., that you were a boaster in that regard). Doesn't bother me, but I do tend to look at such braggadocio as juvenile; keep this in perspective, however-- I also tend to think that people who brag about anything are very insecure, regardless of their actual talents. So take it in context. :D


A guy who goes on and on about how good-looking he is to anyone who'll listen may in fact be very handsome, but he's certainly not secure in that fact. I've known a few guys like this, and two of them were models. Likewise, a guy who at every opportunity makes it a point to allude to his sexual prowess may be very good in the sack, but he's similarly not secure with that fact, else he wouldn't seek validation.


Now, you may not fall into that category-- all I'm saying is that from a few of the posts I've seen you make, it could be construed that way. ;) :P Don't take it personal-- it was just a social commentary. :)


EDIT: As for my personal theory as to why guys with abnormally large dicks are seemingly more concerned with it (and with the entire sexual realm; i.e., they tend to be more sexually aggressive) than others are, I feel it's perhaps because an excess of testosterone during development helped increase the size of their penis; on top of that, testosterone has known psychological effects, increased aggression (sexual and otherwise) being counted among them. So if we were doing a study of "dick size versus sexual aggressiveness", testosterone levels might be what is known as a "confounding variable" (that is, a third variable that is responsible for the two experimental variables-- dependent and independent-- but which was not itself under direct study). :)


Keep in mind that this is all anecdotal, so I may be entirely off (regarding the "guys with big wangs are more aggressive" stuff), but it's held in nearly every case I've seen.
 
Full head of hair homie.

OK. Dunno what makes you think that, but whatever.



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Size is relative. Short of the whole communal shower thing, and the comments that females make (consistantly)



I rest my case. ;)

They say it, not me.
 
Loki said:
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EDIT: As for my personal theory as to why guys with abnormally large dicks are seemingly more concerned with it (and with the entire sexual realm; i.e., they tend to be more sexually aggressive) than others are, it's because I feel that perhaps an excess of testosterone during development helped increase the size of their penis; on top of that, testosterone has known psychological effects, increased aggression (sexual and otherwise) being counted among them. So if we were doing a study of "dick size versus sexual aggressiveness", testosterone levels might be what is known as a "confounding variable" (that is, a third variable that is responsible for the two experimental variables-- dependent and independent-- but which was not itself under direct study). :)


Keep in mind that this is all anecdotal, so I may be entirely off (regarding the "guys with big wangs are more aggressive" stuff), but it's held in nearly every case I've seen.



Nah, my ex would have beat the hell out of me on a continual basis. God knows I would have. :D
 
Bogdan said:
It has been obvious from the start of this thread that you have been bragging about your massive wang. Really though no one cares. There are Inuit people that in all likelihood double you up.

I hope you enjoyed the ride... But it's time to

Get Off My Dick!

Dayum! I haven't bragged about sh!t. I don't need my e-ego stroked by a bunch of nerds (with a few exceptions).

Fuck outta here.
 
DaCocoBrova said:
I don't need my e-ego stroked by a bunch of nerd (witha few exceptions).Fuck outta here.

There's something odd about someone on a message board calling someone ELSE on a message board out for being too nerdy, but I can't quite put my finger on it! Maybe your big dick is in the way, DCB. :)
 
DaCocoBrova said:
I hope you enjoyed the ride... But it's time to

Get Off My Dick!

Dayum! I haven't bragged about sh!t. I don't need my e-ego stroked by a bunch of nerds (with a few exceptions).

Fuck outta here.


sorry, but you're the one who brought up the big dick thing. so if you got the balls, you should be able to handle the heat.
 
evil solrac v3.0 said:
sorry, but you're the one who brought up the big dick thing. so if you got the balls, you should be able to handle the heat.


Are you saying he has no balls and a big penis, or just really small ones and a big penis?
 
Tazznum1 said:
Nah, my ex would have beat the hell out of me on a continual basis. God knows I would have. :D

I didn't mean "sexually aggressive" in terms of being violent or anything (S&M included :P), but rather in terms of how aggressively one pursues sex and the emphasis one places on it in their lives (i.e., one's sex drive, which, in addition to determining how frequently one wants sex within a relationship, also affects how aggressively one pursues females they are not yet in relationships with). :)

DaCocoBrova said:
Get Off My Dick!

Are you saying that your dick is big enough to fit an entire human being on it? The evidence of your boastfulness mounts! ;) :D


(yes, this was a joke)

but I can't quite put my finger on it! Maybe your big dick is in the way, DCB. :)

:lol


DCB, this is all in good fun. :)
 
Loki said:
I didn't mean "sexually aggressive" in terms of being violent or anything (S&M included :P), but rather in terms of how aggressively one pursues sex and the emphasis one places on it in their lives (i.e., one's sex drive, which, in addition to determining how frequently one wants sex within a relationship, also affects how aggressively one pursues females they are not yet in relationships with). :)



Are you saying that your dick is big enough to fit an entire human being on it? The evidence of your boastfulness mounts! ;) :D


(yes, this was a joke)



:lol


DCB, this is all in good fun. :)

Oh I thought you mean violent in general. But if you mean high sex drive etc. I fully concur.
 
We now call him Mr. Personality. The running joke between me and my bf is that he and his wife are expecting another baby any day now....just think how they have sex.

Oh yes. :|
There it is. :|

oh oh :|
 
Tazznum1 said:
We now call him Mr. Personality. The running joke between me and my bf is that he and his wife are expecting another baby any day now....just think how they have sex.

Oh yes. :|
There it is. :|

oh oh :|

If what you say is true, nice. How does it feel to be the mistress?
 
2-3" erect.

Come on, that has GOT to be impossible.

No, it's not impossible! I downloaded a few uncut episodes of Howard Stern Show on E! and instead of being the usual good stuff (humor and boobs), it was... ahem... a Smallest Penis Contest. I watched in horror as they walked on stage, only to be met with a different mood; outright confusion. The men had wangs that were literally less than an inch long. These things literally looked like marbles or even vaginas, I shit you not!

Howard made some of the funniest comments ever and the coolest part was that they all ended up winning the vacation because as the sponsor put it "there's nothing worse than being the loser of a smallest penis contest."

If you hunt this down, I assure all of you, you won't be disgusted, just utterly baffled and probably quite happy afterwards. :lol :lol :lol
 
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