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[PleaseDontBanMe]

or is it just me?


whenever I attempt to lay my pimp game down I either get banned from a chat or laughed at


I will be a 40 yr old virgin next year

 

[lock2k]

 

[Max_Po]

or is it just me?


whenever I attempt to lay my pimp game down I either get banned from a chat or laughed at


I will be a 40 yr old virgin next year

macking ? Virgin ?

 

[lock2k]

You Just need to get wiggity wiggity wack

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

I'm 100% sure I will die alone unless I meet a woman with autism

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

so just give up and accept my inevitable fate?

 

[Cunth]

Borrow one of TaySan ’s hoes

 

[West Texas CEO]

so just give up and accept my inevitable fate?

Nah man, just put in effort and learn Game.

 

[O-N-E]

How vigorously have you pursued this goal?

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

How vigorously have you pursued this goal?

i attempt to mack

and get turned down

I probably have attempted this about once a year through AOL chatrooms/Twitch/Tinychat etc over the decades

I tried doing it in real life once in 2007 and when i called her later that night a Dry cleaning service picked up

So probably not that often because I kinda always know how its going to end

with either a permanent ban or a laugh.

 

[O-N-E]

i attempt to mack

and get turned down

I probably have attempted this about once a year through AOL chatrooms/Twitch/Tinychat etc over the decades

I tried doing it in real life once in 2007 and when i called her later that night a Dry cleaning service picked up

So probably not that often because I kinda always know how its going to end

with either a permanent ban or a laugh.

I don't know your character, or wtf you actually mean by macking. So I'll just assume you're trying to find a woman for a relationship.

The obvious advice, if you want to get it done, once in 40 years is not enough. Use your best judgement, learn from mistakes, move forward. Don't just stop if you still want it (again, assuming you're not up to some shady shit).

 

[nush]

I probably have attempted this about once a year through AOL chatrooms/Twitch/Tinychat etc over the decades

There's your problem, you're not building up enough XP. Get killed by the first low level enemy and restart a new game every time.

 

[teezzy]

or is it just me?


whenever I attempt to lay my pimp game down I either get banned from a chat or laughed at


I will be a 40 yr old virgin next year

How are you going to get laid over the internet?

 

[teezzy]

Here you go OP. Learn from the master. I've only ever choked when I wasn't adhering to his advice.

 

[nush]

How are you going to get laid over the internet?

There's the apps you just make an account on a message hot ladies in your area for fun tonight.

 

[Fugitive Sex]

Can someone translate the opening post for me?

 

[nush]

Can someone translate the opening post for me?

 

[12Goblins]

I think your first mistake is that you are macking in chat rooms?

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

I think your first mistake is that you are macking in chat rooms?

What other options are there?

 

[teezzy]

What other options are there?

Go to a bar. Join some sort of social thing. Maybe get a dating app?

Truthfully dude, shit is harder during covid.

 

[teezzy]

Any friends? Friends of friends? Friends of family?

Kinda gotta establish a base connection first. Baby steps

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Any friends? Friends of friends? Friends of family?

Kinda gotta establish a base connection first. Baby steps

None of thee above

 

[Taxexemption]

What other options are there?

You need to go out in the real world, to bars. You can meet women online too. 1 woman a year isn't going to work though. You need to get used to rejection, you should be approaching like 5 women a week in real life and try to talk to them. I was told for guys just getting into dating you should expect to be doing that for a long time, maybe even 2 years to get good at this if this is something you aren't naturally good at.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

You need to go out in the real world, to bars. You can meet women online too. 1 woman a year isn't going to work though. You need to get used to rejection, you should be approaching like 5 women a week in real life and try to talk to them. I was told for guys just getting into dating you should expect to be doing that for a long time, maybe even 2 years to get good at this if this is something you aren't naturally good at.

Well that doesn't sound like fun at all

 

[teezzy]

None of thee above

Honestly dude,

Your first goal should be to make some friends. Like I said: baby steps

Any coworkers youre friendly with per chance?

 

[bender]

This thread is soooooooooo funny.

 

[teezzy]

Remember that season 1 episode of Star Trek TOS where that Charlie kid cant fuck anyone on the Enterprise so he starts making everyone he doesnt liie disappear?

Your main goal should be to not be him, first and foremost

 

[Taxexemption]

Well that doesn't sound like fun at all

Dating often isn't fun. Even when you start finding women that will date you some will be total trainwrecks that you will want to get away from.

 

[nush]

Well that doesn't sound like fun at all

You're right, it's not. But avoiding it isn't helping you, you've got to go out there and get burned until you develop a thick skin. Realign your goals, not the goal is get a girlfriend but the goal is to actually talk TALK to a woman you don't know. I talked to one new woman today, I achieved my goal.

Build from there.

 

[bender]

 

[teezzy]

Getting laid is work even for people who are skilled at it. Much like losing weight or avoiding balding, it's probably one thing which most people wish there was a catch all easy fix for

Theres this guy at work who I'm sorta pity friends with. I dont like him. Hes flabby, unattractive, pasty, soft spoken, constantly self deprecating, and has awful posture. Decent taste in movies though. He uses that to mingle.

He should work more on himself. Start working out. Seek some therapy. Improve the package. It's a game dude. You have to sell and market yourself. Make them come to your and even then you have to go chase em.

Check out our fitness thread here. Get some physique. Get some confidence. I've read your posts here, you're a decent dude. Start with that and build on that.

Get ready to be kicked in the balls repeatedly. That's life

 

[teezzy]

Also seriously watch that video I shared dude. I'm not sharing that in bad faith

 

[bender]

"Never trust a man with a Twilight avatar." -Thales of Miletus

 

[Stiflers Mom]

@op: Your best chance is your social circle.

 

[bender]

@op: Your best chance is your social circle.

Last one to finish has to eat the bread?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Last one to finish has to eat the bread?

Not that one... : D

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Get ready to be kicked in the balls repeatedly. That's life

Yep, even if you have decent success with women you will experience horrible things while dating from time to time.
There are some unhinged people out there.

 

[bender]

Not that one... : D

 

[TaySan]

Dating is a numbers game bro. Just keep shooting your shot and eventually someone will say yes. Just gotta keep trying.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Last one to finish has to eat the bread?

Ah, you must've had some real fun college days..

 

[jufonuk]

or is it just me?


whenever I attempt to lay my pimp game down I either get banned from a chat or laughed at


I will be a 40 yr old virgin next year

Maybe if you didn’t talk like it’s still the late 90’s early 2000’s that would help.

The Dreamcast is dead Timmy. It’s not coming back.

But if it’s advise ye want.

Have you actually tried talking to a female first, get to know them to build up a rapport. Actually show an Interest?
Then after time tried to take it to the next level ?

Or you just like A/S/L? Show bobs and Vagene?

Highly illogical

 

[nush]

Yep, even if you have decent success with women you will experience horrible things while dating from time to time.
There are some unhinged people out there.

To be fair there are some genuinely terrible women out there is dating, not talking about looks but attitude, they do provide the best dating stories though. Also teach you the red flags so you can bail out without getting in too deep.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Thanks for all the advice


After reading all the comments I've decided that it's probably best to just give up and continue to watch VR porn. Happiness first and foremost should be the ultimate goal in ones life and if I were to travel down the path of macking I certainly would not end up a happy fellow.


Thanks for all the words of encouragement though


And I will never make people disappear. That is highly illogical. (I will also never create people also for obvious reasons)


Live long and prosper

 

[RoadHazard]

I'm pretty good at it when I'm drunk and my inhibitions are gone. Otherwise, not so much.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Thanks for all the advice


After reading all the comments I've decided that it's probably best to just give up and continue to watch VR porn. Happiness first and foremost should be the ultimate goal in ones life and if I were to travel down the path of macking I certainly would not end up a happy fellow.


Thanks for all the words of encouragement though


And I will never make people disappear. That is highly illogical.


Live long and prosper

 

[GymWolf]

Does macking mean flirting?!

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Does macking mean flirting?!

 

[bad guy]

You need to work on your back-hand slap.

 

[nush]

I'm starting to see why you have really been having problems. Pick up artist shit does not work. Self improvement does.