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[Sephzilla]

Also if I ran Nintendo, Smash Brothers would play more like the superior N64 version instead of the less good Melee.

And I'd tell the developers to cut the shit with clone characters in order to pad out the roster

 

[Toki767]

Also if I ran Nintendo, Smash Brothers would play more like the superior N64 version instead of the less good Melee.

And I'd tell the developers to cut the shit with clone characters in order to pad out the roster

You wouldn't be able to tell Sakurai anything.

 

[Professor Beef]

Also if I ran Nintendo, Smash Brothers would play more like the superior N64 version instead of the less good Melee.

And I'd tell the developers to cut the shit with clone characters in order to pad out the roster

You better be trying to gun for a JPN position. Because if you're looking towards the US branch, then you'd be the Foley to NoJ's Stephanie McMahon.

 

[Sephzilla]

You wouldn't be able to tell Sakurai anything.

If I'd see that Ganondorf is a stat-tweeked Captain Falcon I'd tell him one thing

 

[RecRoulette]

While we're on a roll of Xeno hot takes, I think they should play up the nationality of the wrestlers more. They're bringing in people from all over the world now. Beat us over the head with it. Make the show seem like a truly international competition with wrestlers from all different countries representing their home in some way.

So you want everyone to be Rusev?

 

[Professor Beef]

So you want everyone to be Rusev?

We should be so lucky

 

[Bluekaveli]

Of course I knew this but it's funny knowing that the commentators piss their pants at the table.

 

[Zach]

Less Smash Bros. talk; more Steiner Bros. talk.

 

[Sephzilla]

Now I want a gimmick where Rusev's nationality changes every month or week

Less Smash Bros. talk; more Steiner Bros. talk.

If I ran Nintendo, Scott Steiner would be in Smash Brothers.

NEW CHALLENGER INCOMING

"HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!"

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

Less Smash Bros. talk; more Steiner Bros. talk.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

If I ran Nintendo, Scott Steiner would be in Smash Brothers.

NEW CHALLENGER INCOMING

"HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!"

Special taunt when facing King Dedede

"HE'S FAT"

 

[SallyIsNow]

If I ran Nintendo, Sony would own it.

 

[Toki767]

I always preferred the top rope DDT over the bulldog.

 

[Professor Beef]

Special taunt when facing King Dedede

"HE'S FAT"

Special taunt when facing Yoshi: "I'M DOING HIM AN EGG"

 

[painey]

Big Poppa Punjabi

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

If I ran Nintendo, Sony would own it.

Nah. Sony is too busy losing money in all their non-kideo divisions.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Nah. Sony is too busy losing money in all their non-kideo divisions.

I thought they killed those?

 

[Sephzilla]

Special taunt when facing King Dedede

"HE'S FAT"

Special taunt when facing Yoshi: "I'M DOING HIM AN EGG"

Special taunt when facing Duck Hunt

"I HATE DUCKS"

 

[BronsonLee]

Of course I knew this but it's funny knowing that the commentators piss their pants at the table.

wait WHAT

 

[ReiGun]

👏👏👏

Good for Jinder and the Bollywood Boys. Get that money, brehs.

 

[Zach]

 

[RecRoulette]

Of course I knew this but it's funny knowing that the commentators piss their pants at the table.

The fuck you talking about? You mean bully extraordinaire John Bradshaw Layfield uses a diaper?

 

[Bluekaveli]

wait WHAT

Yep, sitting at that table for hours, they piss their pants if they have to go. That's why you wear darks.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Fun fact despite not being Canadian Mike Awesome was in two different Team Canada stables in two different promotions lol.

 

[Bluekaveli]

The fuck you talking about? You mean bully extraordinaire John Bradshaw Layfield uses a diaper?

They don't wear diapers, they just piss or shiy their clothes. True story, Prichard even confirmed it with a JR story

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

Yep, sitting at that table for hours, they piss their pants if they have to go. That's why you wear darks.

Fuck

 

[Toki767]

It's amazing how devastating the Frankensteiner looked simply because most of the big guys back then couldn't do a flip.

 

[BronsonLee]

Yep, sitting at that table for hours, they piss their pants if they have to go. That's why you wear darks.

So that's why JBL and Cole looked so sad when they drove past me after Mania

Also you are a sneaky liar

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

 

[Aiii]

While we're on a roll of Xeno hot takes, I think they should play up the nationality of the wrestlers more. They're bringing in people from all over the world now. Beat us over the head with it. Make the show seem like a truly international competition with wrestlers from all different countries representing their home in some way.

Unfortunately the USA crowd have been so indoctrinated with blind patriotism that the second you do this is the second you make every non-US wrestler a heel.

And I wish that was a satirical statement.

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

Scott always looked so bored in the ring in their WWE days

 

[Zach]

Haha. That looks so weak. More like Brock Feather, amirigh?

 

[Beefy]

.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Zach: A 290 pound guy doing a shooting star press looks weak.

Please continue.

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

I think I found a more boring tag team than Enzo & Cass....

Lex Luger & British Bulldog. THis WM chrono journey is going to really test my wrestling patience

 

[Caderfix]

Just wait until Mania 34. Braun will show how it's done.

 

[Tagyhag]

Just wait until Mania 34. Braun will show how it's done.

That would blow my mind. Hell, his kip-up already blows my mind.

 

[Bluekaveli]

So that's why JBL and Cole looked so sad when they drove past me after Mania

Also you are a sneaky liar

What did I lie about? I never lie!

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I do love looking at Brock successfully doing the SSP because it makes it clear that him almost dying in the match with Angle didn't have that much to do with how far away Kurt was.

Just wait until Mania 34. Braun will show how it's done.

He's busting that out for Payback, brother.

Spoiler

WM 34 will have the Phoenix Splash

 

[Raw64life]

How Scott Steiner never died doing this I'll never know.

 

[Bluekaveli]

That would blow my mind. Hell, his kip-up already blows my mind.

 

[Bluekaveli]

How Scott Steiner never died doing this I'll never know.

Because you're a geek and he's a freak!

 

[tm24]

Man, that Breaking the Barrier event that Powerbomb.tv is running is running one of my current dream matches and ugh i dont want to pay for more wrestling sub services but man, Los Traumas vs Puma/Tiger sounds soooooooooooooooooo fucking good

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

How Scott Steiner never died doing this I'll never know.

How did he never kill anyone doing the steiner screwdriver

 

[avengers23]

If I'd see that Ganondorf is a stat-tweeked Captain Falcon I'd tell him one thing

Sephzilla to Sakurai:

 

[Menome]

So, who here is going to take on the bold mission of watching the entirety of JBL's announcing career, just to try and find a screenshot where he's pissed his pants?

 

[Bluekaveli]

So, who here is going to take on the bold mission of watching the entirety of JBL's announcing career, just to try and find a screenshot where he's pissed his pants?

I have better shit to do than look at someone's crotch.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I have it on high authority the commentary team uses the ole' filibuster trick and wear catheters.

 

[RecRoulette]

So, who here is going to take on the bold mission of watching the entirety of JBL's announcing career, just to try and find a screenshot where he's pissed his pants?

"Hmm, 234 episodes later, no piss, but 15 boners, two of them during Jack Swagger matches."

We already have this anyway.

 

[Man God]

Also if I ran Nintendo, Smash Brothers would play more like the superior N64 version instead of the less good Melee.

And I'd tell the developers to cut the shit with clone characters in order to pad out the roster

N64 version has the highest percentage of clones. Where is your god now?

(I'm right here.)