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April Wrasslin' |OT| A Max Landis Production
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Yeah that is exactly how I see this going
n/t they are far more valuable to the company via merch sales to be buried that badly
So Roman Reigns is saddled with AJ Styles in the main event of Payback. What a waste of the big dog's time.
Haitch needs to return and be decimated another two times. You can't just lose once after preventing Barack vs. Reigns, and be like it's okay. It's not okay. The wrong cannot be made right like this.
And the right can only be made with Reigns killing Haitch in the middle of the ring.
Haitch needs to return and be decimated another two times. You can't just lose once after preventing Barack vs. Reigns, and be like it's okay. It's not okay. The wrong cannot be made right like this.
And the right can only be made with Reigns killing Haitch in the middle of the ring.
there's so much potential for an outsiders gimmick in 2016, with social media, youtube and all that shit.
A tad late but the casual watcher observations from the posters a few pages back were awesome. That perspective is always funny and sometimes pretty enlightening to me.
In exchange for having to watch various Real Housewives series -- if you want to see proper long-term booking and building up an obscure character into a sympathetic babyface to take on a long-reigning heel, this past season of Real Housewives of Orange County was top notch -- my wife gets subjected to whatever I get through on RAW or NXT before she falls asleep.
Random Observationsor shit my wife says with wrestling on TV...
John Cena - gorilla arms
Roman Reigns - thought he was ugly, but then she found out he's Samoan so now he's hot... also really bad at talking
Dean Ambrose - looks like a McPoyle and doesn't look like he can beat anyone up
Paige - softbody, eats too much on Total Divas, doesn't look like she can't beat anyone up
Sasha Banks - really good
Becky Lynch - really good and very pretty
Paul Heyman - talks too much but is way better than the the wrestlers at talking
Triple H - same as Heyman
Steph McMahon - same as Heyman, also looks like a man
Shane McMahon - cute
Shinsuke Nakamura - wanted to know why he was hitting the other guy for real when wrestling is supposed to be fake
Sami Zayn - wanted to know why he was letting the other guy hit him for real and why he didn't get mad and hit back... then he did hit back and she thought that was fair
Neville - body looks gross
Baron Corbin - stupid tattoos
In exchange for having to watch various Real Housewives series -- if you want to see proper long-term booking and building up an obscure character into a sympathetic babyface to take on a long-reigning heel, this past season of Real Housewives of Orange County was top notch -- my wife gets subjected to whatever I get through on RAW or NXT before she falls asleep.
Random Observationsor shit my wife says with wrestling on TV...
John Cena - gorilla arms
Roman Reigns - thought he was ugly, but then she found out he's Samoan so now he's hot... also really bad at talking
Dean Ambrose - looks like a McPoyle and doesn't look like he can beat anyone up
Paige - softbody, eats too much on Total Divas, doesn't look like she can't beat anyone up
Sasha Banks - really good
Becky Lynch - really good and very pretty
Paul Heyman - talks too much but is way better than the the wrestlers at talking
Triple H - same as Heyman
Steph McMahon - same as Heyman, also looks like a man
Shane McMahon - cute
Shinsuke Nakamura - wanted to know why he was hitting the other guy for real when wrestling is supposed to be fake
Sami Zayn - wanted to know why he was letting the other guy hit him for real and why he didn't get mad and hit back... then he did hit back and she thought that was fair
Neville - body looks gross
Baron Corbin - stupid tattoos
She's pretty spot on here. Poor Neville though, he's gotta juice or else he doesn't have a job
The Elite
BOSS
Just based on the Smackdown spoilers. I am not sure how they actually approach this.
I don't know. You can be real small and juice but look good while doing it. Evan Bourne, for example. Neville looks weird.
And Gallows/Anderson is like a PG tier, less known version of the Outsiders. Big Sexy and Chico were huge names crossing over.
newdayrocks
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I love this.
TarpitCarnivore
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My lady watched some wrestling around 2003-2005 and had been to Smackdown back then. So she had some frame of reference when she started watching with me. She enjoyed getting caught up and really loves the NXT/indie stars. But she did really hate it when I was still watching RAW week to week because it was so shit.
She should've left you. You're a lucky man, Mahonay.
best news I've heard all day!
I was with you until this. There's only one true uncrowned queen of the division
only because they won't give her the call
avengers23
Banned
"Wolverine" is forever tainted.
TarpitCarnivore
Member
I was trying to get her to give the womans division a chance, but she just wants nothing to do with it.
Jimmy King
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All my "lady friends" love Seth Rollins. He's a hit.
Wrasslin certainly isn't for everyone.
I did somehow make a new fan out of a chick we had over at our WrestleMania party. She loved how absolutely ridiculous it was. Me having answers for every question about what the hell was going on helped a lot. She immediately started watching older Manias on her own afterwards.
She's pretty spot on here. Poor Neville though, he's gotta juice or else he doesn't have a job
It's a shame because Neville's body is insane. He's a pocket-sized superhero. But I can admit he's got the kind of physique that men appreciate more than women.
British Monsoon
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HE HAS RISEN
JEEEEEEZUS.
I still can't quite believe this is actually happening. Any NJ WrassleGAFers gonna pay the $100 to meet The Icon of UltraViolence himself?
JEEEEEEZUS.
I still can't quite believe this is actually happening. Any NJ WrassleGAFers gonna pay the $100 to meet The Icon of UltraViolence himself?
Jeff Gerstmann?
TarpitCarnivore
Member
Survivor Series 97 is something
Steve Blackman's PPV debut, Vader being face
DOA and Kurrigan
Weird night and I'm not even into the later stuff
Steve Blackman's PPV debut, Vader being face
DOA and Kurrigan
Weird night and I'm not even into the later stuff
I was with you until this. There's only one true uncrowned queen of the division
Sasha is the #BOSS
BUT I still put Becky over just because she has worked her ass off putting storylines over.
FlammableD
Banned
HE HAS RISEN
JEEEEEEZUS.
I still can't quite believe this is actually happening. Any NJ WrassleGAFers gonna pay the $100 to meet The Icon of UltraViolence himself?
I can't believe you haven't booked your flight yet.
shaowebb
Member
The fuck did I just read? Only high spots in the match are likely gonna go to AJ. Reigns is about as entertaining as looking in the mailbox and finding bills. Feels about the same too...you show up hoping for something surprising and fun and then its just the same old shit you wish would go away that just eats into your wallet and funtime.
Eventually I hope Reigns makes his way down to the midcard and stays there because they may as well cancel the main event anytime he's in it. Its a guarantee all the exciting stuff will belong to his opponent or will have already happened in the previous matches on the card when he's involved.
Best wrestling poster? Best wrestling poster.HE HAS RISEN
JEEEEEEZUS.
What did steampunks ever do to you?
Bluekaveli
Member
Inside my mind there is a freak
That drives me on past all defeat
You'll never have, you can't instill
The power of my iron will
That drives me on past all defeat
You'll never have, you can't instill
The power of my iron will
PHOENIXZERO
Member
I can't wait until AJ goes for the springboard and gets hit with the Phenomenal Superman Punch.
For some reason Seth reminds me of a dwarf, I think it's his mouth.
For some reason Seth reminds me of a dwarf, I think it's his mouth.
No you
Jimmy King
Member
I said the same last week but now I'm thinking he springboards into a spear. We shall see.
avengers23
Banned
Damn fucking right first row is already sold out for the resurrection of hardcore, the return of the Ultraviolent Icon, the Sex Machine, #TheBoss, the Hall of Famer, John Zandig.
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TarpitCarnivore
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This venue is the weirdest friggin venue. It's size is good enough for music, but put a ring and it's going to be massively cut down.
TarpitCarnivore
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Didn't TNA start out as PPV only? I wonder if they could go back to that model instead of trying to find content deals with networks.
Bluekaveli
Member
You've got mail is a pretty revolutionary movie champ.
Meg Ryan DRAWS.
At those prices, the IWC should buy individual ads on an airing on Impact Wrestling and create some bullshit commercial just to troll them.
D
Deleted member 47027
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HE HAS RISEN
JEEEEEEZUS.
I still can't quite believe this is actually happening. Any NJ WrassleGAFers gonna pay the $100 to meet The Icon of UltraViolence himself?
Perfection. God, I wish I lived closer. I'd have bought first row and being a rain poncho for the blood.
At this point I'm expecting equivalent to a GWAR show.
avengers23
Banned
Sunny McMahon should take out an ad to advertise LegitShook.com during Impact.