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April Wrasslin' |OT| A Max Landis Production

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Who's "they"?

Meltzer, WON a couple weeks back.

He had said that Styles did surprisingly well, he was only behind like Lesnar, Cena and Roman. And that Owens was all the way at the bottom or something.
 

somedevil

Member
Nakamura going from the Tokyo Dome to wrestling the Fucking drifter in front of 300 people.

Hard swings

More than 300 people in Poughkeepsie tonight.


Speaking of Team Angle there was a 3 Vs 1 No DQ Handicap match between them and Big Show against Kurt Angle on a Smackdown that was just fantastic. Wish I could remember when it took place and if it's been added to the Network yet.

Its on the network. Its july 17 2003 Smackdown

http://network.wwe.com/video/v524802083
 
Edge(the WWE champion) is the first eliminated in 00:03:02 by Jeff, the biggest face in the company. A ropebreak by Taker, cause not even he is allowed to kick out of a pedigree. Oh shit, nvm. We get TWO topebreaks in an EC match. And Hardy loses so that young up-and-comer HHH has a chance to make a name for himself.
I'm so I glad I watched this. All my Triple H hate came back all at once.
 

Data West

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Holy shit! Cena eliminated in 00:01:28.
Something Hogan would have never done in his life, even if it did take 3 finishers. What a weird PPV. Edge losing the WWE strap in under 5, a shitty Shane O' Mac match, ECW champ Swagger retains against Finlay, and Edge winning the WHC the same night he lost the WWEC featuring main-eventer Mike Knox.

Edit: Poor Kofi got Cm Punked.
 

notworksafe

Member
I believe that right there was the origin of his concussion studies.

I wouldn't be surprised. Dude looked shaken up as hell.

Also goddamn Jeff Hardy looking gross af. Covered in paint and hairdye and water dripping off of him. And Rosey just came out looking like a clone of fat Roman, they should tag up now. 3 Minute Warning the sequel
 
Jesus christ. Fuck WWE in 2012. Kane in a fucking WWE championship which isn't even the main-event. And Cena vs Big Shit featuring Brodus Clay and People Power. Punk should have walked the fuck out. Cena, stay the fuck away from WWE.
 

Man God

Non-Canon Member
I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

'Cause I'm an Ass Man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

So many asses, so little time
Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

Buns of glory,
Buns of steel
Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel

You walk behind me,
I feel the heat.
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
 
I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

'Cause I'm an Ass Man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

So many asses, so little time
Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

Buns of glory,
Buns of steel
Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel

You walk behind me,
I feel the heat.
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)

greatest theme
 

Zach

Member
Chyna is ooover here at the tail end of '98. Other notes from the close of the RAW I just watched:

- Triple H is still not very good.
- Haha, Test just debuted.
- Haha, Test stole Wrath's finisher.
 
Wtf Gangrel turned on the boys. Good, he's the main eventer, they're trash. Just like the Hardy's. Be cool if Gangrel joins the CM again. SnH sometimes is so much better than raw.
 
LU taping spoiler

They had a Matanza-Dragon Azteca Jr death match today and about five minutes in Matanza punched a window

Real glass. He Goldberged himself and sliced his hand open real bad. They stopped the match and took him away via ambulance
 
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