Good lord. Why would they be that stupid.
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Good lord. Why would they be that stupid.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
They cleared all the ridiculous jumps that have happened throughout the show that could have easily resulted in major injuries.
Say whatever you want about these two seasons and how great they've been, and even dismiss the valid complaints about their season 3 stuff so far, but the company hasn't ever exactly been smart about the "wrestlers' health" part.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Sheamus I thought.
I just they would be smarter with stunts with people from hollywood working on the show.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
TNA spoilers
May 24th episode:
Josh Mathews and The Pope were out to introduce a "May Mayhem" themed edition of Impact Wrestling.
*Allie (the former Cherry Bomb), who is the apprentice for Maria, brings her out. Maria talks about the Knockouts division. Gail Kim comes out and says she will never follow what Maria wants. Maria books her in a match against Sienna.
*Match One: Al Snow defeated Grado in a Street Fight. Shera helped Grado but Marcus Louis and Sylvester Lefort attacked Shera on floor. Snow won with Snowplow.
*Match 2: Gail Kim defeated Sienna (with Maria and Allie) with Code Red. Gail's career was on the line if she lost. After the match Gail went after Maria and Sienna attacked. Maria punched Gail.
*Bobby Lashley and Drew Galloway segment to follow up from Lumberjack Match. Drew wants to fight now but Dixie comes out and tells them that they will meet one last time at Slammiversary on June 12th. Must win by tapout or knockout. Drew and Lashley brawl and then officials come out and they are destroyed by Lashley. Lashley choked out Drew and stood over the carnage.
*They announced Mike Bennett vs. EC3 at Slammiversary.
May 31st episode:
*Mike Bennett out with Maria. Bennett mentions someone will be in charge tonight. Ends up being EC3. He tells Bennett they will meet at Slammiversary. Carter tells Bennett he will not be wrestling but will be a custodian. Maria is getting a job evaluation. Lashley out and Carter says that him and Galloway will choose their opponents. Drew picks Bram as Lashley's opponent.
*Bram defeated Lashley by DQ when Lashley used a chair. Lashley continues the attack until Drew Galloway comes out and makes save. Chases him out. Eli Drake comes out with KOTM case and wins the KOTM title
*Al Snow out and he brings out The Tribunal (Baron Dax and Basille Baracca ). They are here to get rid of people who do not belong. Grado and Shera out to call Snow a liar about the street fight. They brawl until Snow hits Grado and Shera with a chair.
*Match 3: Bromans (with Raquel) defeated Rockstar Spud and Tyrus with guest referee Mike Bennett when Spud tapped to a Boston Crab.
*Ethan Carter does Job Evaluation for Maria. He brings Gail Kim out for verdict. Gail demands a match against Maria at Slammiversary. Carter gives it to her. He makes a tag match for Impact. Jade and Gail Kim versus Sienna and Allie.
*Match 4: Gail Kim and Jade defeated Allie and Sienna when Jade pinned Allie after a package piledriver.
*Match 5: Mike Bennett (with Maria) defeated James Storm with rollup after Maria slapped Storm. After the match, Carter comes out and talks about Slammiversary Match and Bennett turns around into a super kick.
*Match 6: Drew Galloway defeats all three members of Decay when Lashley interference backfires and he Spears Abyss. Claymore and Future Shock to Crazzy Steve.
Slammiversary will be main evented by TNA World Champ Drew Galloway defending against Bobby Lashley in a match that can only be won by KO or submission. lmao
Also Al Snow is getting a push in 2016 lmao
Josh Mathews and The Pope were out to introduce a "May Mayhem" themed edition of Impact Wrestling.
*Allie (the former Cherry Bomb), who is the apprentice for Maria, brings her out. Maria talks about the Knockouts division. Gail Kim comes out and says she will never follow what Maria wants. Maria books her in a match against Sienna.
*Match One: Al Snow defeated Grado in a Street Fight. Shera helped Grado but Marcus Louis and Sylvester Lefort attacked Shera on floor. Snow won with Snowplow.
*Match 2: Gail Kim defeated Sienna (with Maria and Allie) with Code Red. Gail's career was on the line if she lost. After the match Gail went after Maria and Sienna attacked. Maria punched Gail.
*Bobby Lashley and Drew Galloway segment to follow up from Lumberjack Match. Drew wants to fight now but Dixie comes out and tells them that they will meet one last time at Slammiversary on June 12th. Must win by tapout or knockout. Drew and Lashley brawl and then officials come out and they are destroyed by Lashley. Lashley choked out Drew and stood over the carnage.
*They announced Mike Bennett vs. EC3 at Slammiversary.
May 31st episode:
*Mike Bennett out with Maria. Bennett mentions someone will be in charge tonight. Ends up being EC3. He tells Bennett they will meet at Slammiversary. Carter tells Bennett he will not be wrestling but will be a custodian. Maria is getting a job evaluation. Lashley out and Carter says that him and Galloway will choose their opponents. Drew picks Bram as Lashley's opponent.
*Bram defeated Lashley by DQ when Lashley used a chair. Lashley continues the attack until Drew Galloway comes out and makes save. Chases him out. Eli Drake comes out with KOTM case and wins the KOTM title
*Al Snow out and he brings out The Tribunal (Baron Dax and Basille Baracca ). They are here to get rid of people who do not belong. Grado and Shera out to call Snow a liar about the street fight. They brawl until Snow hits Grado and Shera with a chair.
*Match 3: Bromans (with Raquel) defeated Rockstar Spud and Tyrus with guest referee Mike Bennett when Spud tapped to a Boston Crab.
*Ethan Carter does Job Evaluation for Maria. He brings Gail Kim out for verdict. Gail demands a match against Maria at Slammiversary. Carter gives it to her. He makes a tag match for Impact. Jade and Gail Kim versus Sienna and Allie.
*Match 4: Gail Kim and Jade defeated Allie and Sienna when Jade pinned Allie after a package piledriver.
*Match 5: Mike Bennett (with Maria) defeated James Storm with rollup after Maria slapped Storm. After the match, Carter comes out and talks about Slammiversary Match and Bennett turns around into a super kick.
*Match 6: Drew Galloway defeats all three members of Decay when Lashley interference backfires and he Spears Abyss. Claymore and Future Shock to Crazzy Steve.
Slammiversary will be main evented by TNA World Champ Drew Galloway defending against Bobby Lashley in a match that can only be won by KO or submission. lmao
Also Al Snow is getting a push in 2016 lmao
SallyIsNow
Banned
By KO of submission?
PHOENIXZERO
Member
FTFY.
Bluekaveli
Member
Droz is now wearing skirts and dresses. He's gone beyond Goldust.
'08-09 Triple H was as bad as '02-03 version.
Bluekaveli
Member
Countdown to millennial, 641 hrs? What's this shit
TarpitCarnivore
Member
I feel like people love Haitch, but WrestleGAF leads me to believe he's been just as selfish and annoying as any other big guy (Hogan, HBK, etc).
What I'm getting at is wrestling fans are very weird about how they hate and like people. People seem to hate and loathe Cena, but that man got a big pop during 2004 smackdown I watched.
SallyIsNow
Banned
I bet it's an nWo invasion
SallyIsNow
Banned
pantsattack
Member
Dr. Wagner Jr. has the most amazing voice.
Bluekaveli
Member
Let me guess, something else for Vince to be behind all along?
😂😂
Jimmy King
Member
Triple H's heel run that climaxed at Mania XXX was probably the best thing he's done in his whole career. Runner up being the Two Man Power Trip. Everything else is a snooze to me. He definitely is up there with the best of them in terms of politics, but his talent never really justified it like you could argue with Hogan.
Cena gets a lot of love these days, to the point where he's now overrated, I'd say. He does the WWE thing very well, for better or worse.
Profightdb says Sheamus
Lucha Underground has a real aztec curse on them in S3
sf2fanatic
Member
iAfter Rich HHH, He became garbage.
Road Dogg and HBK carried him in DX.
Being married to Steph, having Daddy Vince behind him and the music help his current Game status.
COME AT ME.... * Has a chair, Lead Pipe ready for a battle
Road Dogg and HBK carried him in DX.
Being married to Steph, having Daddy Vince behind him and the music help his current Game status.
COME AT ME.... * Has a chair, Lead Pipe ready for a battle
Sweeney Tom
Banned
It's possible that they gimmicked only one part, which is still really stupid to risk someone getting hurt. Like when WCW did it, if you're gimmicking glass, do the whole thing. Don't trust someone to remember one spot that won't sever an artery
blackaroni
Member
I tapped out when a glow in the dark power ranger showed up to clear out a locker room.
Bluekaveli
Member
Yep, Hunter Hearst Helmsley is the only good character. The rest are forced and wannabees.
Rumour has it, Billy Gunn might be going against Austin at Summerslam. A........ HA! LMFAO.
Jimmy King
Member
yassssss
Bluekaveli
Member
Vince trying to get buck with Taker so Taker setting him straight. So damn good, he better respect the Lord of darkness or that's his ass. Trying to replace him with that bum fanny pack wearing hhh
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
yassssss
Oh hell yeah.
Bluekaveli
Member
They need a table for 3 with Patterson, Orlando Jordan, and Virgil.
"The One" Billy Gunn? He should go over and get a title run as a massive heel. That'll put butts in the seats.
Hidden One
Member
They must be practicing for that kids show again
https://twitter.com/BotchISLife/status/724037705831690241
https://twitter.com/BotchISLife/status/724037705831690241
this is great. lol @ the salty sumo commentator. the only sad thing Akebono did after retiring from sumo was that match with Big Shoe at WM
Bluekaveli
Member
Kane and X Pac hugging? Kane may as well just take the mask off, pussy.
avengers23
Banned
Lucha Underground continues its streak of hiring American indie wrestlers of dubious regard with Johnny Goodtime, who you might remember from some random PWG shows.
Meanwhile, So Cal Val and Caleb Konley worked TNA, so I'm guessing they're done with Evolve. Good riddance to Konley.
Meanwhile, So Cal Val and Caleb Konley worked TNA, so I'm guessing they're done with Evolve. Good riddance to Konley.
Serpentine
Banned
any good? i've kinda fallen off CWFH since around the time PA won the title
not even the best billy gunn theme
They didn't bring in Yuma with him??
avengers23
Banned
Doesn't sound like Yuma went too.
I think you're all jealous of what I got to play today, WWE Superstar Showdown!
Big E was on a god damn tear, Cena was getting whupped and had to tag in the viper who fought valiantly but succumbed to Big Show making a hot tag, meanwhile Reigns and Bryan just sat on the apron all match long.
So basically this is better than Yukes.
WM 24, solid card from top to bottom.
Though WM20 almost takes it through main event alone.
Yeah, I played the WWE board game Royal Rumble night. Pretty fun. Its at 28 bucks now at Amazon. Will get it soon once I have more $$$.
Dental Plan
Member
Got my tickets for the wwe house show at the forum on June 18th in LA. We got floor seats. It will be my first time sitting floor side.
Also got my tickets for Money in the Back on June 19th in Vegas. We got the cheap tickets but it looks like every seat is good because of how the arena is.
Two shows in two nights one being 4 hours away. I think I have a problem.
Also got my tickets for Money in the Back on June 19th in Vegas. We got the cheap tickets but it looks like every seat is good because of how the arena is.
Two shows in two nights one being 4 hours away. I think I have a problem.
Mr. Enigma
Member
Watching Edge & Christian's latest episode and SEAN MOONEY shows up. Fucking incredible. That show is awesome.
I haven't seen much of Gary Michael Capetta, but the bit I have with the NWA/WCW shows in the 80s on the network, man... his voice is that of literally an angel.
Dark Ninja
Member
Just watched Botchamania and Micheal Cole reading the script for the Shane Mcmahon spot at Mania.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. FUCK THIS BUSINESS.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. FUCK THIS BUSINESS.
sf2fanatic
Member
It was the first ever match on today's episode in 4 years. It look ok. One of them name Kahmora, well fit, nice muscles. Looks like she can wrestle. The other one looked like a red head Emma, decent looking. They tried their best, got a decent pop. Potential after one match.
Which botchamania was that in?
Dark Ninja
Member
Botchamania 305 at the 4:35 mark