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April Wrasslin' |OT| A Max Landis Production
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Sweeney Tom
Banned
Jesus christ. We just saw Octagon actively bully someone out of a major company
Carny of the Year, uncontested
Carny of the Year, uncontested
El Dandy Jr.
Bluekaveli
Member
I don't talk about taking souls, I just do it.
How about "Mahonay, Jr."?
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
A couple of things I notice from this episode of Nitro. One was the first two-hour show and the first introduction of Tony and Larry as the commentators.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Does this mean I have to change the name on my ignore list settings
I Wanna Be The Guy
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
What was the first moment where you guys realised that wrestling was scripted?
Mine was after Austin tried to murder Triple H at survivor series 2000 by lifting his car up with a forklift while Trips was still in it and dropping it upside down. By all accounts Triple H should have been dead and I started crying. Then my dad explained that it wasn't real. A truly sad time.
Mine was after Austin tried to murder Triple H at survivor series 2000 by lifting his car up with a forklift while Trips was still in it and dropping it upside down. By all accounts Triple H should have been dead and I started crying. Then my dad explained that it wasn't real. A truly sad time.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
When I turned on the television at age 5 and wrestling dudes were on because why would a super rich guy who has servants and everything wrestle people?
Why wouldn't he just buy the company and award himself the belt rather than try to buy it off of the champion?
slightconfuse
Banned
Nothing says mothers day like Lucha Underground
probably when I watched Beyond The Mat
we JUST watched that a few days ago. i told my wife that this is beyond the limits of suspension of disbelief and straight into cartoon land.
yes, i can buy a burned and scarred big red monster who grew up to train hard and work out and become a professional wrestler just to destroy his brother, brother
but i can't stomach the car drop.
i think i remember my eyes rolling out of my head at that when i was 16, mainly because HHH was mic'ed up the whole time and it was absolutely ludicrous
Bluekaveli
Member
..... Bossman fed al snow his dog. This dude is sick, shouldn't be too to jail for dog napping and animal cruelty? Get rid of this guy, fuck.
avengers23
Banned
It will be the one when they reveal that Catrina is Dario and Matanza's mother. (Don't worry; this is speculation.)
JR went so far as to tell us that Pepper wasn't in the dog cage when Bossman used it as a weapon, but then he goes and does THAT?
what's your excuse now, JR? was it faux-dog meat?
Bluekaveli
Member
JR is a fucking liar, I can't take his shit anymore either.
When I was about 9 or 10 discovering that they weren't actually hitting each other for real.
Lol yeah it was someone pointing out exactly this.
TarpitCarnivore
Member
jesus mary and joseph turn down the HDR, christ
TarpitCarnivore
Member
I went to HS with him. Is he getting big in the indy scene?
Sibersk Esto
Banned
The very first time I saw The Undertaker.
slightconfuse
Banned
Why is HHH's shadow trying to hit HHH?
Hmmm... I don't remember not knowing wrestling was make-believe. I mean, it was extremely easy to be fully invested and suspend disbelief when I was a kid, but as soon as something happened I didn't buy -- a lot of Hulk Hogan-related stuff -- I'd be incredulous, like "oh yeah, right, like that would happen in real life!"
So yeah, I probably knew something was fishy about wrasslin' as soon as I saw Hogan hulk up for the first time.
So yeah, I probably knew something was fishy about wrasslin' as soon as I saw Hogan hulk up for the first time.
Brian_FETO
Banned
When I was younger I never really watched, I was just aware that it was "fake". My only real experience with wrestling was like the WWF Warzone demo with HBK and Austin
The first time I actually watched, I caught an episode of Smackdown in 2005 with Eddie/Rey and was confused because I had always been told it was fake but it looked real. Rey jumped from a cage and (I believe) hit the mat stomach first, you can't fake that
So I had never really had a moment where the curtain was lifted, but it was more "real" than my expectations had led me to believe and I started watching
avengers23
Banned
Ospreay has signed with New Japan. Ricochet is still pondering the offer from WWE.
avengers23
Banned
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
Bluekaveli
Member
BILLY V TRIPLE H TONIGHT OH GAWD.
Tell me how he tried to be a top bad guy, now he's a good guy lol.
Tell me how he tried to be a top bad guy, now he's a good guy lol.
avengers23
Banned
Catrina is holding an AMA now on Reddit.
Liquidsnake
Banned
slightconfuse
Banned
John Pollock poping me by playing the X-factor theme
Bluekaveli
Member
He's trying to shake that shit off so bad. But we haven't forgotten lol.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
That promo was god tier.
Nocturnowl
Member
I wish the IWC was in full swing for that promo, just imagine the people outraged at Rock for burying that promising KotR winner.
Either I am doing something wrong or has she not answered anything yet?
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
The salt would be real.
Bluekaveli
Member
Tori v Ivory hardcore match, wow. Ivory is a BEAST!
Asuka carries Eva to a solid, enjoyable straight-up match.
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
This morning.