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April Wrasslin' |OT| A Max Landis Production
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Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Regular crowds recite Enzo's lines every time he comes out
they've been on the main roster house show circuit for a while
Bluekaveli
Member
I'm dead. I'm just glad she didn't turn out how King predicted.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
You are conflating two different things.
Not giving a shit about whether people judge you based on your hobbies is way different than not caring about how you look.
It's the difference between a wrestling shirt in general and an ugly wrestling shirt. I don't wear wrestling shirts because they're uniformly hideous, not because I give a flying fuck if Sally Jones at the local tavern will think I'm a nerd.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
WWE-GAF thinks Shane running Raw was legit. Hmm.
A) I like crazy. ;-) If you are near Seattle; I will drag you to the gym with me. I will not suffer alone damnit, lol.
B) To be fair to her; that's the time where we can use the gym before her students (which are primarily the NFL / NBA player types) all show up. Since she is really athletic; they put a lot of athletes in her class because she is really good at teaching them.
She's done that before. She totally wears the pants in our relationship, and I have zero problem with that. :-D
Q
Queen of Hunting
Unconfirmed Member
sooo Sasha tweeted a pic of her at hospital and wasnt on smackdown, possible injury ? she botched alot at wrestlemania
avengers23
Banned
Wednesday night war
NXT
Edited: wrestling sites are all awful, and they're all reporting that we're getting some matches that were taped at Axxess tonight. However, WWE.com has Crews/Drifter in its preview.
Apollo Crews vs. "The Drifter" Elias Samson (taped from TakeOver: Dallas's pre-show)
ROH
Bobby Fish and Kyle O’Reilly vs. Gedo and Kazuchika Okada
Adam Cole vs. KUSHIDA
Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian vs. Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley
Lucha Underground
Lucha Underground championship match: The Monster Matanza Cueto (c) vs. Fenix
Trios matches
NXT
Edited: wrestling sites are all awful, and they're all reporting that we're getting some matches that were taped at Axxess tonight. However, WWE.com has Crews/Drifter in its preview.
Apollo Crews vs. "The Drifter" Elias Samson (taped from TakeOver: Dallas's pre-show)
ROH
Bobby Fish and Kyle O’Reilly vs. Gedo and Kazuchika Okada
Adam Cole vs. KUSHIDA
Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian vs. Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley
Lucha Underground
Lucha Underground championship match: The Monster Matanza Cueto (c) vs. Fenix
Trios matches
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Bryan Alvarez started to ask if Sami Zayn was legitimately hurt after he saw the backstage attack promo where Zayn was removed from the main event on Raw.
Like, basic logic should tell you they didn't write Sami out of a match he was in by filming him taking several hard bumps and that Cesaro probably wasn't standing around backstage in a tearaway suit with his wrestling gear on underneath it.
It's sometimes surprising to me how much smarks get worked by putting any hint of a shoot into a work. It's the same thing as CM Punk's pipebomb rant.
They're taking the belt off Asuka that fast? Wow
blackaroni
Member
It's not Lita.
It's the idea of women whacking each other with ladders and chairs. I think the WWE has deemed that stuff verboten.
Oh, lord.
WWE still capable of working the more casual fan it seems.
We SAW Vince McMahon getting inside of his limo and out of the arena :/ What are you trying to say? smh
Marvel
could never
Goldie without the paint is scary.
newdayrocks
Member
That pop was great. I hope they get built up enough that places like Corpus Christi don't sit on their hands for Enzo & Cass.
Also it's bullshit that Carmella isn't with them. Because she's hot as hell, and you can't. teach. that.
There's a movie here, I just don't know what kind of movie
Edit: Holy shit, I just saw what looks like a bald Booker T in the background. That conehead is killing me
Dick Justice
Banned
Is Soulplaya still salty with WrassleGAF?
I Wanna Be The Guy
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
No. Make that the King of the Ring reward.
plagiarize
Banned
Usually the two ladder matches at MITB are fairly different. One is usually more high spots, and the other is usually more main event type of wrestling with. The one I went to in Boston a couple of years back, Kane spent most of the match putting away ladders. I think the women could do some interesting stuff with ladders without necessarily whacking each other with them.
So long as they were all comfortable with how the match is laid out, I don't see why they can't have cage matches and ladder matches etc. If someone starts taking too many risks, then it should be treated no differently than for the guys.
I know the WWE's position on this stuff in the past, but things seem to be shifting slowly but surely.
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Deleted member 47027
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I'm ok without her. Enzo and Cass feel like they belong and live their gimmick, Carmella always felt "assigned" to it, if that makes sense.
That's what it used to be. Then for years, everyone bitches about Diesel as champ, like anyone was going to be able to make a match with Mabel into some four-star classic.
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Deleted member 47027
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I'd love the women to be in the Rumble as well but that's so close to inter gender I can't imagine WWE would allow it, as far as having them actually look competitive.
God that'd be great though...
God that'd be great though...
blackaroni
Member
They could have a women's rumble at the rumble, that would be kinda cool. Just not where they're all in at the start, that always looks like a mess for the first few minutes.
Not sure if that's what they are showing on NXT tonight - all they are advertising is the Crews/Drifter match from before Takeover.
I think it's got less to do with that and more with the fact she is not ready for the main roster yet. I really hope they reunite them when she inevitably makes the jump.
He is quite possibly the biggest mark.
slightconfuse
Banned
Fenix vs Matanza tonight
Lemmy Caution
Member
I'm way more interested in a women's tag team title. It's about where they've got too many decent female SuperStars to only be feuding over the one title and an "intercontinental title" doesn't seem like a good solution.
Fenix vs Matanza tonight
The Monster is going to slowly go through everyone
Man NXT TV has been pretty lame lately.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I don't think the next three weeks of NXT are designed to do much of anything in terms of angles. It's just "some wrestling happens" but Nakamura is on it a couple of times.
NXT is in a weird place with a bunch of established people gone and in need of replacement.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
I'm fine with this
¡HarlequinPanic!
Member
They're giving this away already!?
Only problem is he's booked like Frankenstein. He doesn't sell anything and when nothing hurts him, it's going to take some insane spot to take him out.
That's some next level markdom from Bret.and that's a shoot
Professor Beef
Banned
and that's a shoot
Why am I not fucking shocked that Bret would name himself