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[A Pretty Panda]

Guys what guys. SHOCKING NEWS

Kurt Angle has put a stop to his plan to join the US Olympic team again this year.

You mean Kurt Angle lied? That goes against the 3 I's.

Well if Kurt Angle is giving up on his Olympic dreams he can at least try a singing career (no it's not "sexy Kurt")

I forgot about this horrible WWE music escapade but was rudely yet hilariously reminded of it by an article I read earlier.

That song is amazing.

Anything you can do, I can do better
Even when I rap, I rap more better
It's like this body, when wrapped in leather
Perfection - and it gets no better

 

[SoulPlaya]

because it's a painting of a zombie.

 

[Perspicacity]

You mean Kurt Angle lied? That goes against the 3 I's/

Kurt re-specced at some time around 2006, moving all of his skill points out of Integrity and Intelligence, putting it all into Intensity (and Inebriation).

 

[plagiarize]

Well if Kurt Angle is giving up on his Olympic dreams he can at least try a singing career (no it's not "sexy Kurt")

I forgot about this horrible WWE music escapade but was rudely yet hilariously reminded of it by an article I read earlier.

'A Jingle with Jillian' is still my favourite WWE musical release. It's a ridiculously on point spoof that goes far beyond someone just singing badly.

the flatulent sounding electronic horns kill me every time.

 

[RBH]

I just got off the phone, it was some guy named NOTHING, you were supposed to bring him to me!

So until you actually get up off your dank little chair and actually bring it, like you want to go... you're going to be what you bring to every thread you post in:


NOTHING...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsJQmyrlYhg#t=13s

 

[Nocturnowl]

'A Jingle with Jillian' is still my favourite WWE musical release. It's a ridiculously on point spoof that goes far beyond someone just singing badly.

the flatulent sounding electronic horns kill me every time.

Rockin' around the Christmas tree got me, it's so fantastically bad, on point spoof indeed.

The more I listen to the Kurt angle original theme the funnier it gets, it's lyrics are such a disaster, on top of the ones panda mentioned...
second place is the best you'll ever do
be happy with that before I do WORSE to you!

 

[Kaladin]

Kurt re-specced at some time around 2006, moving all of his skill points out of Integrity and Intelligence, putting it all into Intensity (and Inebriation).

Intensity, Inebriation and denIal

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Well if Kurt Angle is giving up on his Olympic dreams he can at least try a singing career (no it's not "sexy Kurt")

I forgot about this horrible WWE music escapade but was rudely yet hilariously reminded of it by an article I read earlier.

Kurt raps like he's doing commentary for a wrestling videogame.

 

[Ultratech]

Kurt re-specced at some time around 2006, moving all of his skill points out of Integrity and Intelligence, putting it all into Intensity (and Inebriation).

Dammit, this made me laugh more than it should've. Now I'm tempted to actually make said skill trees. Eventually.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

ARGH FU TINYPIC!

 

[Kaladin]

Apparently when Scott Hall got out of jail, he thought it would be a good idea to teach a wrestling class along with Larry Zbyszko and Chasyn Rance.

Damn that last photo is kind of sad.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Wasn't his son getting into wrestling? What happened to that?

 

[jordan0386]

Wasn't his son getting into wrestling? What happened to that?

Dad pissed him off so he quit.

 

[Kaladin]

Oh my.....on this week's FCW.... (aired 04/08)

Richie Steamboat (c) vs Antonio Cesaro for the Jack Briscoe FCW 15 Title w/ a 20 minute time limit

and......

Jim Ross does commentary!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't find the whole match, but here is a 14 minute highlight clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jaC_Ine34E

 

[Aiii]

Wasn't his son getting into wrestling? What happened to that?

Actually, he's supposed to be in that top picture.

- Just days after his arrest for domestic violence, Scott Hall was back in the ring this week – working with Larry Zbyszko and Chasyn Rance at the Team Vision Dojo in Florida. Hall’s son Cody, Zbyszko’s son Tim and indy worker Santana Garrett were among the students training at the dojo. (Thanks to Al Haft of Florida Pro Wrestling)

Zbyszko posted the following image of the trainers and students on his Facebook page:

 

[BoboBrazil]

That dude in the green shirt has a bright future ahead of him.

-edit- His son is the guy he has his arm around in the top pic.

 

[jordan0386]

That dude in the green shirt has a bright future ahead of him.

-edit- His son is the guy he has his arm around in the top pic.

Is it? Looked much different than the E:60 piece.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Well since I just noticed the lone female in there i might as well...

 

[Entropia]

That dude in the green shirt has a bright future ahead of him.

The next Rey Mysterio

 

[Kaladin]

Well since I just noticed the lone female in there i might as well...

I just noticed this.....what's up with that guy behind Larry Z and Scott Hall?

 

[Liquidsnake]

That's not a zombie! It's Ivan the Terrible, the first true Tzar of Russia. It's from a painting of when he got into an argument with his son, and accidentally killed him, then realizing what he had just done.

Why won't anyone understand?!?!

You need a cool Anime avatar.

 

[SoulPlaya]

You need a cool Anime avatar.

But I'm not a big fan of anime, .

 

[Liquidsnake]

That dude in the green shirt has a bright future ahead of him.

-edit- His son is the guy he has his arm around in the top pic.

The guy on the far right will be a heavyweight champion one day. Can someone explain tot me the friendship Larry and Scott have? They hang out a lot, I mean a lot. When did they become so close?

 

[Liquidsnake]

But I'm not a big fan of anime, .

I am not either, this one just resonated with me. I enjoyed it a lot.

What about a cool wrestling one?
Plywood changes his every month. G-Fex changes his everyday.

 

[UberTag]

You need a cool Anime avatar.

Oh there you go.
Trying to convince the unenlightened that Shinji is the epitome of cool anime bishies.
When he's really the animated equivalent of The Miz.

 

[SoulPlaya]

I am not either, this one just resonated with me. I enjoyed it a lot.

What about a cool wrestling one?
Plywood changes his every month. G-Fex changes his everyday.

I'm still waiting on the Kane, Citizen Kane snow globe in the avatar request thread. A new Snowglobe Kliq shall rise!

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Plywood changes his every month. G-Fex changes his everyday.

Impossible for me to do something like that. I would like to be remembered as Batista's Angry Retirement Speech.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I'm still waiting on the Kane, Citizen Kane snow globe in the avatar request thread. A new Snowglobe Kliq shall rise!

 

[Liquidsnake]

Oh there you go.
Trying to convince the unenlightened that Shinji is the epitome of cool anime bishies.
When he's really the animated equivalent of The Miz.

Shinji is the anticool, thats why I chose him, also I kind of understood him.

 

[jobber]

lol @ comparing WWE to college basketball on SportsNation

 

[BoboBrazil]

Low-Ki and El Generico meet before their match this weekend

http://youtu.be/qVMetVSOsLw


This match is going to be so amazing.

 

[G-Fex]

Gaming is a deathtrap: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36858267&postcount=689

Gaming has been shit since the 3DS/PSV wars and the power-wars of the WiiU/PS4/720. Total ferris wheel of stupid going round and round and round repeating itself ad nauseum.

Told ya guys

 

[Razorskin]

Wasn't his son getting into wrestling? What happened to that?

The guy who he has his arm around is his son.

 

[Ronabo]

Kurt re-specced at some time around 2006, moving all of his skill points out of Integrity and Intelligence, putting it all into Intensity (and Inebriation).

This cracked me up real good.

 

[SoulPlaya]

What a monstrosity.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

The guy who he has his arm around is his son.

OR IS IT?

 

[G-Fex]

whoops forgot to add harry, sandman and coil to my favorite list

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm shocked I was mentioned as many times as I was in that thread.

<3

 

[mechashiva]

Making my debut as a manager in a local group next week. I'll be managing a guy named B-Rabbit who's a greasy long haired guy in black. Pretty sure I'm going full easter and throwing jelly beans and other easter stuff at the crowd to piss them off. I'm very excited.

 

[funkystudent]

TNA are teaming up with a charity and holding a food drive during there Lockdown build up.

and before you ask it isnt so everyone on there roster under 40 can eat.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Was it just me that actually enjoyed See No Evil?

Also my son was born on may 20th, dodged a bullet there if it was one day earlier I could have never said his birthday, it's the rules

 

[Kaladin]

Making my debut as a manager in a local group next week. I'll be managing a guy named B-Rabbit who's a greasy long haired guy in black. Pretty sure I'm going full easter and throwing jelly beans and other easter stuff at the crowd to piss them off. I'm very excited.

We require video.

 

[Perspicacity]

Making my debut as a manager in a local group next week. I'll be managing a guy named B-Rabbit who's a greasy long haired guy in black. Pretty sure I'm going full easter and throwing jelly beans and other easter stuff at the crowd to piss them off. I'm very excited.

Between this and "magician luchadore" you should just go work for the WWE coming up with rad gimmicks.

Try to get a pastel coloured suit if possible.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Was it just me that actually enjoyed See No Evil?

Also my son was born on may 20th, dodged a bullet there if it was one day earlier I could have never said his birthday, it's the rules

I enjoyed it, but I think it's just an alright movie.

That reminds me, though. I've said it before, but guess when I'm taking my MCAT exam? lol

 

[Nocturnowl]

I enjoyed it, but I think it's just an alright movie.

That reminds me, though. I've said it before, but guess when I'm taking my MCAT exam? lol

I still remember, it's May 19th!

 

[SoulPlaya]

I still remember, it's May 19th!

lol

 

[bean breath]

I'm still waiting on the Kane, Citizen Kane snow globe in the avatar request thread. A new Snowglobe Kliq shall rise!

But the memory REMAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSS

 

[BillRiccio]

WrassleGaf Chikara fans assemble!!!!

The latest events have been added to Smart Mark Video VOD

Up first:

http://www.smvod.com/premium-video/chikara-march-24-2012-green-ice-vaughn-canada

Chikara March 24, 2012 "Green Ice" - Vaughn, Canada

1. Sara Del Rey vs. Kobald
2. Josh Alexander, Marcus Marquez & Sebastian Suave vs. Scotty O'Shea, Alex Vega & Brent Banks
3. Brodie Lee vs. Fire Ant
4. Archibald Peck vs. Dasher Hatfield
5. The Batiri vs. Spectral Envoy (Hallowicked & UltraMantis Black) vs. The Colony vs. Los Ice Creams
6. Tim Donst vs. El Generico
7. Mike Quackenbush & Jigsaw vs. 17 & The Shard
8. Ophidian vs. Eddie Kingston
9. F.I.S.T. vs. 3.0

Second:

http://www.smvod.com/premium-video/chikara-march-25-2012-its-how-you-play-game-ottawa-canada

Chikara March 25, 2012 "It's How You Play the Game" - Ottawa, Canada

1. Mike Bailey vs. Mathieu St. Jacques
2. Jigsaw vs. "Mr. Touchdown" Mark Angelosetti
3. Sara Del Rey vs. Leah VonDutch
4. Dasher Hatfield vs. Ophidian
5. 3.0 & El Generico vs. Obariyon & Kodama & Kobald
6. UltraMantis Black & Hallowicked vs. 17 & The Shard
7. Archibald Peck vs. Chuck Taylor
8. Fire Ant & Soldier Ant & Green Ant vs. combatANT, deviANT & assailANT
9. Eddie Kingston vs. Brodie Lee

Due to CZW's Best of the Best 11 iPPV starting at 8pm on Sat, we will make these events matinees.

All times are EST
2pm - ~4:30pm Chikara's "Green Ice"
5pm - finish Chikara's "It's How You Play The Game"

I think this time should work better for UK fans also. Sadly, there is no mp4 of these available at this time, we'll have to use the VOD option. However, you do have these VOD streams FOREVER so there is that.

About freaking time. Can't wait for Kingston vs Brodie and 3.0 vs F.I.S.T. Let's do this dance!

 

[RBH]

WWE Superstars 4/12/12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugn2_VXH02U


Kofi Kingston vs. Curt Hawkins
Kelly Kelly vs. Brie Bella
Jinder Mahal vs. Ezekiel Jackson

 

[cr_blah_blah]

How long is it going to take Lesnar to get out of fat kid in a pool shape? Or is he going to wrestle with a shirt on?