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[ViewtifulJC]

well i don't smoke. that's kind of why i said no.

What a nerd!

Everyone, point is this man's general direction, tilt back your heads, and laugh intensely!

 

[Perspicacity]

I don't understand "seagull pop" I get what it means, but I don't understand where the seagull came into the picture

 

[plagiarize]

I don't understand "seagull pop" I get what it means, but I don't understand where the seagull came into the picture

it's the whole thing about it being quiet enough to hear seagulls.

 

[BillRiccio]

Delirious blogs now.....and he has a message for Ultramantis Black

http://www.chikarapro.com/blog/4-20-2012.php

Great blog from Delirious. This two year feud with Ultra Mantis is going to be awesome.

i turned down a chance to smoke weed with RVD at a convention i was working at once.

i am such a nerd.

 

[Professor Beef]

He sure loves plants.

He loves his Tree of Woe.

 

[Bowser]

And on the other end

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lso_UdLdtBw&feature=player_detailpage#t=344s

Can we rename Sheamus to Seagull?

lol at

Spoiler

Mark Henry getting another jobber entrance

 

[Perspicacity]

Are Sin Cara and Aksana part of the extended Undertaker family or are aura based lighting powers something you can just train in at wrestling school?

 

[Kaladin]

Are Sin Cara and Aksana part of the extended Undertaker family or are aura based lighting powers something you can just train in at wrestling school?

You have to attend the wrestling school in parts unknown to learn that ability.

 

[Khrno]

"Gee.. I-wonder-who-is-going-to-win-this-one"

Drew McIntyre's best performance ever :lol

 

[Professor Beef]

And I saw that remark that suggested I like Alex Riley. I'd rather be a Kane mark for a month than cheer on Riley for 5 minutes.

 

[somedevil]

Here is an awesome promo by Dean Ambrose. The set up is he wants a rematch with William Regal. So has this submission match with an oppenent and when he puts the regal stretch on him. Regal walks off from the announce table. Then Ambrose Chases and delivers this amazing promo about Regal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx5dVJrWeHI#t=45m37s

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

And I saw that remark that suggested I like Alex Riley. I'd rather be a Kane mark for a month than cheer on Riley for 5 minutes.

Welcome into the family!

 

[British Monsoon]

Uh...I'm not sure how to properly describe this, but here goes; JAPAN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I274VgNaQZ4

Spoiler

Kawada tries to make men in diapers shit themselves with the power of wrestling for a Japanese gameshow

.

 

[Khrno]

I give today's episode of Smackdown:

1 out of 3 YES!


+ Bryan promo.
+ Del Rio match.
+ Drew McIntyre.

- Teddy Long
- Kane

Spoiler

no-show

- Goldberg
- Everything else.

 

[Jamie OD]

Uh...I'm not sure how to properly describe this, but here goes; JAPAN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I274VgNaQZ4

Spoiler

Kawada tries to make men in diapers shit themselves with the power of wrestling for a Japanese gameshow

.

Also the men took laxatives before the contest began.

Don't ask me how I know this.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Welcome into the family!

I'm a sucker for family reunions

 

[El Pescado]

What a nerd!

Everyone, point is this man's general direction, tilt back your heads, and laugh intensely!

So why exactly should he smoke weed just because RVD wanted him to? I'm straightedge myself and I wouldn't drink a beer if Steve Austin walked up and offered me one.

 

[Perspicacity]

So why exactly should he smoke weed just because RVD wanted him to? I'm straightedge myself and I wouldn't drink a beer if Steve Austin walked up and offered me one.

So long as you're willing to accept the stunner for refusing the beer then there's nothing wrong with this.

 

[Nocturnowl]

So long as you're willing to accept the stunner for refusing the beer then there's nothing wrong with this.

But you still get a stunner if you take the beer, in fact the odds increase if anything.
Take the beer, stick around, turn into a stunner while spewing booze everywhere.
Don't take the beer, flee like a cowardly heel and avoid the can of whoop ass from being opened.

 

[G-Fex]

I'm pretty sure I'd flip off stone cold

 

[Nocturnowl]

I'm pretty sure I'd flip off stone cold

But would you flip off the brothers of destruction?

 

[Professor Beef]

But you still get a stunner if you take the beer, in fact the odds increase if anything.
Take the beer, stick around, turn into a stunner while spewing booze everywhere.
Don't take the beer, flee like a cowardly heel and avoid the can of whoop ass from being opened.

Austin was handing out virtual beers on twitter, and virtual stunners to people who didn't accept. Nowhere is safe!

 

[G-Fex]

But would you flip off the brothers of destruction?

no way man, that's Kane.


Kane

 

[BoboBrazil]

But you still get a stunner if you take the beer, in fact the odds increase if anything.
Take the beer, stick around, turn into a stunner while spewing booze everywhere.
Don't take the beer, flee like a cowardly heel and avoid the can of whoop ass from being opened.

Or when he goes for the kick before the stunner, grab his leg, sweep his other so he falls to the ground while holding the one he tried to kick you with, and turn it over into an ankle lock. Then enjoy two beers.

 

[Kaladin]

Or when he goes for the kick before the stunner, grab his leg, sweep his other so he falls to the ground while holding the one he tried to kick you with, and turn it over into an ankle lock. Then enjoy two milks.

Fixed for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJpYiMMSmDc&t=2m50s

 

[British Monsoon]

But would you flip off the brothers of destruction?

Sure - I'd just remember that they were these guys once;

 

[G-Fex]

Bootaay if you want to upset a dentist, then that's on you!

 

[El Pescado]

So long as you're willing to accept the stunner for refusing the beer then there's nothing wrong with this.

Austin was handing out virtual beers on twitter, and virtual stunners to people who didn't accept. Nowhere is safe!

I was already virtual Stunnered for refusing a virtual beer on Twitter.

http://yfrog.com/kguxqhqj

 

[Perspicacity]

Sure - I'd just remember that they were these guys once;

pics

Mean Mark still looks pretty damn intimidating there.
Yankem still looks like a joke character, as is tradition.

 

[Guzim]

I was already virtual Stunnered for refusing a virtual beer on Twitter.

http://yfrog.com/kguxqhqj

You rule.

 

[Plywood]

Sup WG, what's the consensus on the state of WWE?

I was already virtual Stunnered for refusing a virtual beer on Twitter.

http://yfrog.com/kguxqhqj

You sell better than Cena.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I'm a sucker for family reunions

I was convinced Glen Jacobs reads WrassleGAF after he said that.

Sup WG, what's the consensus on the state of WWE?

Grunt_nose_hose/10

 

[Kaladin]

Sup WG, what's the consensus on the state of WWE?

Winter is coming.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Austin was handing out virtual beers on twitter, and virtual stunners to people who didn't accept. Nowhere is safe!

Not even Churches or Supermarkets.

no way man, that's Kane.

Kane

I'm glad you understand.

Or when he goes for the kick before the stunner, grab his leg, sweep his other so he falls to the ground while holding the one he tried to kick you with, and turn it over into an ankle lock. Then enjoy two beers.

Madness, the worlds toughest S.O.B would never fall for such tricks, Kurt Angle never tried this because even he knew it was an impossible task, but by all means give it a try.

Sure - I'd just remember that they were these guys once;

They actually look more terrifying in those images, Taker's got the crazy eyes and Kane's got the safety of your teeth in his non dental trained hands.

 

[British Monsoon]

Mean Mark still looks pretty damn intimidating there.
Yankem still looks like a joke character, as is tradition.

Mean Mark has that thousand yard stare, but he also looks dumber than a bag of hammers. Yankem also looks like a colossal idiot, as befitting any character portrayed by Jacobs.

Bootaay if you want to upset a dentist, then that's on you!

Yeah, I probably should've gone for Unibomb or Bruiser Mastino. Man, does the list of awful Glen Jacobs gimmicks never end?

Sup WG, what's the consensus on the state of WWE?

Ambrose and Cesaro are about to debut. If there's anything else worth getting excited about, then I must have missed it. Oh, there's the slim hope that Lesnar snaps and shoots on Cena at Extreme Rules.

 

[G-Fex]

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php/80399-The-Stupidity-of-WCW

this is amazing and sad at the same time.

This pains me as a WCW fan.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php/80399-The-Stupidity-of-WCW

this is amazing and sad at the same time.

This pains me as a WCW fan.

It's hilarious from the start:

Benoit left the company as WCW champion. He offered to lose the title to whoever they wanted but was told instead to just leave. Those backstage who questioned the move were told that Benoit was a vanilla midget who would never draw. Guerrero, Malenko and Saturn were all granted unconditional releases aswell. Despite being midcarders most of their WCW careers, their RAW debut drew a 6.59 rating to Nitro's 2.79. The peak of Raw's ratings was during the main event, featuring - you guessed it - Benoit, Malenko, Guerrero and Saturn, AKA The "Vanilla Midgets". Their match drew a rating of 8.1

I don't have time to read it all now but, as someone who loved WCW as well, I look forward to all the reminders my nostalgia blinders have forgotten.

 

[Plywood]

I was convinced Glen Jacobs reads WrassleGAF after he said that.

Grunt_nose_hose/10

Snorters gonna snort.

Winter is coming.

Ambrose and Cesaro are about to debut. If there's anything else worth getting excited about, then I must have missed it. Oh, there's the slim hope that Lesnar snaps and shoots on Cena at Extreme Rules.

Not bad, not bad. Are they debuting on Tonight's Smackdown?

 

[G-Fex]

Yeah this is seriously just making my mind boggle.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

It's hilarious from the start:

Benoit left the company as WCW champion. He offered to lose the title to whoever they wanted but was told instead to just leave. Those backstage who questioned the move were told that Benoit was a vanilla midget who would never draw. Guerrero, Malenko and Saturn were all granted unconditional releases aswell. Despite being midcarders most of their WCW careers, their RAW debut drew a 6.59 rating to Nitro's 2.79. The peak of Raw's ratings was during the main event, featuring - you guessed it - Benoit, Malenko, Guerrero and Saturn, AKA The "Vanilla Midgets". Their match drew a rating of 8.1

I don't have time to read it all now but, as someone who loved WCW as well, I look forward to all the reminders my nostalgia blinders have forgotten.

Amazing that WWE's top draws now can't even get half that.

 

[British Monsoon]

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.ph...upidity-of-WCW

this is amazing and sad at the same time.

This pains me as a WCW fan.

Gonna have fun reading through this. It says something when the list of WCW stupidity is many, many times the size of the similar CZW list. I wonder if there's a TNA list out there?

Not bad, not bad. Are they debuting on Tonight's Smackdown?

Cesaro has a short backstage skit with Aksana & Teddy, where it's revealed

Spoiler

that he's a famous Swiss Rugby player

. Ambrose is working dark matches, as they're building up this twitter/blog feud with Foley to get Ambrose over before he debuts.

 

[BoboBrazil]

"The 4/19 edition of Impact was down to a 0.96 rating this week. The show had 1,308,000 viewers. "

pwinsider.com


Ouch, ratings are going down the shitter. Looks like they should have given Storm the title.

 

[Plywood]

Cesaro has a short backstage skit with Aksana & Teddy, where it's revealed

Spoiler

that he's a famous Swiss Rugby player

. Ambrose is working dark matches, as they're building up this twitter/blog feud with Foley to get Ambrose over before he debuts.

Whelp, fuck this company.

 

[Guzim]

Yeah this is seriously just making my mind boggle.

Is there anything about WCW giving Lanny Poffo a contract and him never working?

 

[Carnby]

I find it funny that people will attack HIM for those comments despite the WWE bringing it upon themselves. How he feels isn't rare, that's the mainstream perception of wrestling as portrayed by the WWE. It's a joke show. I've had enough discussions with people to understand that wrestling is placed in the same group of "garbage TV" as reality shows and Jerry Springer.

So yeah, when someone playing one of the 3 Stooges, in 2012, can say something like that (and absolutely no backlash will come of it), maybe Punk should be directing his feelings up the food chain to make it better instead of talking about that clown on Twitter.

Company Man Punk would never bite the hand that feeds. Unless it was scripted of course.

 

[DMczaf]

"The 4/19 edition of Impact was down to a 0.96 rating this week. The show had 1,308,000 viewers. "

pwinsider.com


Ouch, ratings are going down the shitter. Looks like they should have given Storm the title.

They need more Garett Bischoff.

 

[Professor Beef]

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php/80399-The-Stupidity-of-WCW

this is amazing and sad at the same time.

This pains me as a WCW fan.

While I love a good WCW ribbing as much as the next guy, I wonder if anyone has done anything similar with TNA or WWF?

 

[Perspicacity]

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php/80399-The-Stupidity-of-WCW

this is amazing and sad at the same time.

This pains me as a WCW fan.

A lot of hilarious stuff there, but one truly awesome thing I learned from that:

This one isn't stupidity at all. Arquette pushed hard to try and get Russo to change his mind on making him WCW champion. Arquette was a lifelong wrestling fan and knew fans would hate the idea. Russo wouldn't budge. Arquette however gave all of his professional wrestling earnings to the families of Owen Hart, Brian Pillman and Darren Drozdov.

He might have been the worst WCW champion, but apparently he was by far the classiest.

 

[BoboBrazil]

They need more Garett Bischoff.

You know it's funny ratings have gone down constantly since Garrett Bischoff started getting pushed and Russo left. Number is really embarassing when you think it's the show after a major ppv.

 

[G-Fex]

Is there anything about WCW giving Lanny Poffo a contract and him never working?

Genius? Lol.

While I love a good WCW ribbing as much as the next guy, I wonder if anyone has done anything similar with TNA or WWF?

I wish, I wish there was something on WWF