ECW on TNN 3/24/00
I wonder if Paul regrets phoning these shows in. And not paying people.
Joey and Joel bring out the new TV Champion, Super Crazy. He is the telenovella champion! They also bring out Tajiri. This brings out Cyrus. He decides he's going to book Tajiri vs Crazy right now for the title. He then tells Joey to shut the hell up and tells Joel to get his fat fucking ass out of the ring. Cyrus pushes Joey, which pissed him off enough to take his glasses and jacket off. Cyrus gets him to back off by claiming he'd get Joel and Joey arrested, leaving no announcers for the show, getting it canceled by THE NETWORK.
Super Crazy vs Tajiri ECW TV Championship
I'm getting sick of this match, just like Awesome/Tanaka. They definitely aren't going to top the death match a few shows back. It's one thing to do the same match on house show loops, but having the same match over and over on TV is lazy as fuck. And so far, they've pretty much had the same match at least 5 times now. So far, the only new thing I've seen is Tajiri putting Crazy's face on an open chair and kicking the chair. Double stomp through a table. Crazy comes back with a powerslam through a table in the corner. Moonsault on a table that doesn't break. The last time Crazy tried to break a table that didn't, he ended up moonaulting the leg with his face in anger. Instead, he powerbombs Tajiri through it. Title retained. Steve Corino and Jack victory run in and attack Crazy after the match. Rhino came out and hit a GORE as soon as Crazy made a come back. This brings out Sandman. Well, brings him out to the crowd to drink and sing along. Why don't guys just keep beating on whoever since Sandman is going to take at least 3 minutes before he makes it to the ring. He hits some cane shots, but is then misted and hit with a piledriver. Crazy also gets a piledriver.
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Balls Mahoney vs Rhino
Balls hasn't been on the shows for a while. I think Axl got fired, so Balls was left with nothing to do for a bit. Balls tries to hit Cyrus with a chair, Cornio grabs it, and Rhino hits a GORE.
EARLIER TODAY. Da Baldies confront Tommy Dreamer getting a Coke. They attack him for no reason and break two soda machines by slamming him into them and busting the lights.
Grimes vs Tommy Dreamer
Tommy and Grimes head to the penalty boxes. Can't even see most of this match since the lights reflecting off the penalty boxes make it impossible to see. And away from that, it's too dark to see. It's literally like 4 minutes of not being able to see any of the action. Grimes drops an elbow off a scaffold. The other Baldies keep getting involved. Grimes puts Tommy on a chair on the outside and tries to do a tope. Instead, he basically eliminated himself from the Royal Rumble and bounced over to the chair that Tommy was no longer on. A ladder gets involved and Dreamer fights the whole group off on his own. It goes back into the crowd where you can't see shit. Tommy drops an elbow off the scaffold from earlier, but you can't see it. Dreamer pins Grimes after Vic misses a senton on a ladder.
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Francine, Raven, Judge Jeff Jones, Mike Awesome, and the Sinister Minister are in the ring for a promo. Francine looks even trashier dressed like Raven than she normally does. She got tired of not getting any credit and is the one responsible for Raven and Awesome taking out Dreamer. The Impact Players come out. And that's the end of the show. The Impact Players coming out to join the promo.
