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ECW on TNN 10/29/99
Joey opens the show in the booth and throws it to Joel who introduces the next match and runs away.
Mike Awesome vs New Jack ECW Championship
Oh shit! New Jack in a title match! Of course it starts out with a bunch of random weapon shots before heading to the floor. I wonder if this ends with a powerbomb off a balcony. It gets back in the ring and Awesome hits a top rope lariatooo and uses some of the weapons. Vader bomb! Supposed to be missed, but most of him still hit New Jack. Staple Gun to the facccce.
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Coke guitar to the head. Body slam over the top through a table. Awesome brings Jack back in the ring and hits a frog splash for the win.
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Chris Candido vs Nova
"And the following match up is brought to you by the New Jersey chapter of the Betty Ford Clinic." Joel is going to spend the whole match making fun of Tammy's drug/alcohol issues, which is weird since Tammy is also a heel. Simon Dean was better than Nova. I'd totally watch Skip vs Simon Dean in an exercise battle. About 2 minutes in, Doring and Roadkill hit the ring and attack Nova. Candido fights them off? Sunny and Lita have a terrible and fully zoomed out cat fight. Lance's music hits and he and Dawn Marie come out. Doring and Roadkill attack Chris and Tammy. Dawn and Lita paddle Tammy.
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Dawn then calls Francine out. She and Tommy come out. Lance insulting Tommy's fucking skills was too much for him to handle. Justin Credible hit Tommy with a cane. Then Raven came out and started to walk out, but Justin shoved him. They fight off the Impact Players, but Raven DDTs Tommy again. Did Vince Russo book ECW at the end? After the break, Tommy calls Raven back out. Raven again bails last second. He's like Fandango!
Impact Players vs Dreamer/Raven and Sabu vs RVD will happen at the next ECW Arena show.
Rhino vs David Cash
Gore! Cash kicked out. He does not kick out of the piledriver. Squash match. Steve Corino calls out Sabu on behalf of Rhino.
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Sabu vs Rhino
Sabu's TNN in ring debut. Sabu was already in pretty bad shape by 1999. It's amazing he's still doing what he does 14 years later. Rhino does a plancha, but hits Jack and Steve. Air Sabu way into the crowd.
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Rhino is on offense after this, which makes no sense to me. He puts Sabu on a table that is leaning between the railing and apron. Sabu gets up and hits a super frankensteiner. Corino breaks up the pin. Fonzie crotches Steve on the ropes and Sabu hits a super frankentsteiner on him as well. GORE! Sabu goes for the triple jump moonsault, but gets tripped into the chair. Victory takes a hard bump off the apron. Camel clutch. Corino again breaks up a finish. Lol wtf Fonzie does a slingshot body press to him. Rhino gets leg dropped through the propped up table.
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Another table is in the ring. Rhino's HEAD is leg dropped through it.
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Rhino kicks out again. Dude should be dead by now. Arabian facebuster on Corino, who was shielding Rhino. Another one on Rhino. Triple Jump moonsault. Sabu wins.
Next week will have Taz vs Sabu! Show ends with hype video set to Godsmack. Or Disturbed. But I'm pretty sure Godsmack.