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ECW on TNN 11/12/99
Full results of November to Remember 1999
Spike Dudley defeated Simon Diamond
Little Guido defeated Nova
Jerry Lynn defeated Yoshihiro Tajiri and Super Crazy
Da Baldies defeated New Jack and The Hardcore Chair Swingin' Freaks
Sabu defeated Chris Candido
Mike Awesome defeated Masato Tanaka to retain the ECW World Heavyweight Championship
Rhino and The Impact Players defeated Raven, Tommy Dreamer, and The Sandman
Rob Van Dam defeated Taz to retain the ECW World Television Championship
I'm sure the next month will be this show played in chunks.
TO THE BACK. The Impact Players arrive. Jason warns them that Sandman is going crazy. Rhino says he's going to shove that stick up Sandman's ass. Lance and Dawn decide they don't want to deal with that shit and leave.
Show run down. Tajiri vs Super Crazy, comments from Raisin, and highlights from November to Remember.
TO THE SHOWER. Dreamer does a Raven parody promo. Then headbutts a paper towel dispenser until he bled.
Steve Corino vs Jerry Lynn
Corino says he's been working with a broken appendix for 9 months. While holding his chest. Basically to call Jerry a pussy for making a big deal out of working hurt. Jerry runs out and beats the shit out of Steve for the opening minutes. Goes to the floor where Steve goes into some guard rails and a chair. Jack Victory gets out of the wheel chair and grabs Jerry, which was enough to get a chair shot to the ribs. Steve goes to to work on the ribs, including a Russian leg sweep on a chair. Jerry hits the cradle piledriver for the win. Tajiri comes out after and mists Jerry. He then repeatedly kicks Jerry in the ribs while Victory holds him. Super Crazy comes out for the save. Jerry attacks Crazy since he can't see and they fight.
Still to come, Raven's comments and Rhino vs Sandman.
TO THE BACK. Cyrus is on the phone talking about changing stuff on the show, including making Paul E. look less fat on TV. Creative is happy with Joey, but aren't too pleased with Joel. He has heat with the boys because he has paid no dues and puts himself over at the expense of the talent. Joel might be getting fired soon. Joey trolls Joel with more office talk.
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Tajiri vs Super Crazy
Starts off with a wacky lucha RESPECK stand off. Except Tajiri kicks Crazy in the head instead of shaking his hand. Lol. He follows it up with a plancha over the ring post. They go into the crowd where Crazy does a moonsault IN the stands.
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They get back in the ring where Tajiri does the tarantula, and Crazy does the rolling Romero Special. Jerry comes in and attacks Tajiri. Crazy attacks Jerry, so he hits a cradle piledriver on him. Tajiri pins him after a standing moonsault. You'd think they would understand that Jerry couldn't see earlier, considering his whole face and chest were all green and whatnot.
Rhino vs The Sandman
Corino says Rhino is The Next Big Thing. Brock fully replaced Rhino in Paul E.'s life. Sandman was in great shape for Sandman, but not enough that he should have been going shirtless.
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TO THE BACK. Balls and Axl have a promo about Da Baldies during Sandman's entrance. Da Baldies were hiding in the bathroom stalls and attacked.
Lol, Rhino GORES Sandman while he's drinking another beer. He then hits a powerslam. Rhino was so fucking wide. It goes to the floor where Sandman gets on offense. Back in the ring, he takes time to soak in some "Welcome Back" chants. Heinekenranna.
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Sandman was always surprisingly athletic for a dude who drinks 4-5 beers before a match, chain smoked, was a drug addict, and always had a pronounced gut. I remember him clearing the top rope like a hurdle on a regular basis just to hit someone with a cane. A chair is in the ring. Rhino does a spinebuster on it, but misses a diving headbutt on it. Corino comes in with the cane and gets a White Russian Legsweep. Sandman hits Rhino a few times and then is ambushed by Justin and Jason. Dream comes to his aid. Raven comes down to make the save. There were questions as to if he had intentionally cost Sandman the match at N2R or not. Raven helps Tommy up. Sandman beats the fuck out of Raven with the cane. Tommy eventually pulls him off.
TO THE BACK. Raven whines that he did the right thing and Tommy let the drunk beat him up. Daddy beat him up for getting an A-. Poor bitchy Raisin. This is actually terrible. He has the whiniest voice, even for him, and just repeats "I did the right thing, Tommy" over and over.