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Kaladin

Member
– 2K Sports noted on Twitter that the upcoming WWE 2K16 game will have the largest roster of any WWE video game.

The annual "we break something and announce it's fix as a feature in next year's game" cycle for WWE's video game has begun.

First complaint: Roster size.

This time, there will be 15 Triple H variants.
 

Sephzilla

Member
The annual "we break something and announce it's fix as a feature in next year's game" cycle for WWE's video game has begun.

First complaint: Roster size.

This time, there will be 15 Triple H variants.

I predict 4 HHH's - Bluebood, DX, Evolution Era, and Corporate HHH

3 HBKs - Sexy Boy, DX, and final HBK

2 Rocks - Classic and Modern

3 Hogans - 80s, Hollywood, and final Hulkamania run

4 Ortons - 2007, 2012, 2014, present
 

Kaladin

Member
I predict 4 HHH's - Bluebood, DX, Evolution Era, and Corporate HHH

3 HBKs - Sexy Boy, DX, and final HBK

2 Rocks - Classic and Modern

3 Hogans - 80s, Hollywood, and final Hulkamania run

4 Ortons - 2007, 2012, 2014, present

and a partridge and a pear tree
 

Plinko

Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
The annual "we break something and announce it's fix as a feature in next year's game" cycle for WWE's video game has begun.

First complaint: Roster size.

This time, there will be 15 Triple H variants.

As many WCW and ECW guys they can get, please.

Of course, Vince would order 2K to limit any WCW wrestler's top rating to be below 70.
 

Sephzilla

Member
As many WCW and ECW guys they can get, please.

Of course, Vince would order 2K to limit any WCW wrestler's top rating to be below 70.

Get the rights to as many WCW guys as possible and then have a storyline in the game where it's the WCW Invasion, except done right
 
look at this bullshit:

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Kaladin

Member
Get the rights to as many WCW guys as possible and then have a storyline in the game where it's the WCW Invasion, except done right

You mean like they did in 2k12's CAW storyline, where instead of being about your wrestler, it turned into Triple H vs Kevin Nash for control of Raw?
 

Kaladin

Member
I'd like for WWE 2k to go do fantasy booking of storylines WWE fucked up.

Take the invasion angle, take the Nexus debut, take anything that could have gone differently and just do some fantasy booking.

They kinda realized that with 2k12 and did Triple H retiring on the throne after successfully defending the title and burying the entire roster (I'm not joking).
 

Man God

Non-Canon Member
X-Pac heat still lives on.

The dude was still good in the ring during the Attitude Era, and a monster at getting heat. Plus X-Factor theme.
 
Alex Riley is just about the only person on the WWE roster who I can't fathom as to why he's there - he's a void of talent. In the best case scenario, he could be worth half of a Mr. Kennedy, which doesn't amount to a whole lot.

Because you can, means you should? He has no build to be anything but a complete jobber for Brock. You don't get to come in and spin Brock around like a goof when you're taking L's from Kofi Kingston.

Obviously they'd need to build him up for it, I thought you were in some way suggesting that Cesaro shouldn't be throwing Brock around because of the size difference.
 
Random but I wish Smackdown was live. I haven't watched a Smackdown in months and it's all because it's taped. I just read the spoilers in 2 minutes and then that's it. Smackdown needs to be live. I believe there was a rumor it could be eventually.
 

imBask

Banned
Random but I wish Smackdown was live. I haven't watched a Smackdown in months and it's all because it's taped. I just read the spoilers in 2 minutes and then that's it. Smackdown needs to be live. I believe there was a rumor it could be eventually.

can't do that, Reigns would get booed on both shows and Vince can't let that happen
 
Because you can, means you should? He has no build to be anything but a complete jobber for Brock. You don't get to come in and spin Brock around like a goof when you're taking L's from Kofi Kingston.

As demonstrated by Mark Henery it takes one promo,to get people,hype. Ex Paul hey man guy seeks revenge by slaying THE Hey man guy
 

Heel

Member
Obviously they'd need to build him up for it, I thought you were in some way suggesting that Cesaro shouldn't be throwing Brock around because of the size difference.

Ah. I don't really see a monster build in the cards that would put him in a position where he'd be booked to throw Brock around. His stalling slam over the top rope on Big Show got a big reaction at my #Safe WrestleMania viewing party with lapsed fans. It's going to be hard to recapture that momentum.

As demonstrated by Mark Henery it takes one promo,to get people,hype. Ex Paul hey man guy seeks revenge by slaying THE Hey man guy

Cesaro has that kind of promo in him? Has he touched the mic since kicking off the #TalkingEra with his 4 ropes promo?
 

strobogo

Banned
ROH is a good show if you can get past the terrible production, terrible announcing, bad wrestlers, lack of stories, and lack of psychology in the ring. But other than that, it's really solid.
 
ROH is a good show if you can get past the terrible production, terrible announcing, bad wrestlers, lack of stories, and lack of psychology in the ring. But other than that, it's really solid.

I'm sure I've asked this before, but when does it turn to shit? I enjoyed 2002-2003 (from what I saw).
 

Heel

Member
ROH is a good show if you can get past the terrible production, terrible announcing, bad wrestlers, lack of stories, and lack of psychology in the ring. But other than that, it's really solid.

Who is salvageable in your eyes, Stro? I fuck with Prince Nana and Silas Young.
 
oh, so Cesaro just needs to deliver a good promo then

no problem

Ah. I don't really see a monster build in the cards that would put him in a position where he'd be booked to throw Brock around. His stalling slam over the top rope on Big Show got a big reaction at my #Safe WrestleMania viewing party with lapsed fans. It's going to be hard to recapture that momentum.



Cesaro has that kind of promo in him? Has he touched the mic since kicking off the #TalkingEra with his 4 ropes promo?

Now,Brock let me tell,you about these magic beans
 

strobogo

Banned
Who is salvageable in your eyes, Stro? I fuck with Prince Nana and Silas Young.

Idk. No one on the Supercard of Honor show. I think it is possible for ACH to become something pretty good if he gets to work with more guys like AJ who will beat a solid story/pace into him. He's not going to get better doing 6 man spot fests. Dude needs the NXT or NJPW system to help him. There is no room for improvement at ROH for him.
 

strobogo

Banned
Do we count 123 Kid as a different person? Cause 123 Kid and his match with Bret on Raw alone puts X-Pac many notches above Alex Riley.

I will contend that X-Pac was the best worker of the Attitude Era until the Radicalz jumped and Kurt Angle found himself. In 1998-1999, he was the best. And he was over as FUCK. Second most over babyface depending on what Rock was doing. Even ended house shows and a PPV doing the beer bash with Austin. X-Pac heat wasn't a thing until he turned on Kane and DX reformed as a heel group that kill everyone but HHH's momentum.
 
List of ROH roster members who are better outside of ROH;

. Adam Cole
. ACH
. Bobby Fish
. Cedric Alexander
. Kyle O'Reilly
. Matt Taven
. Matt Sydal
. Michael Bennett
. Raymond Rowe
. Roderick Strong
. Silas Young

At least eight of those guys are wrestlers I'd pay to see, but ROH is doing such a poor job with them I can't muster up the slightest of fucks these days. And now they've lost Ciampa. I'm sure he'll do great for Gabe.
 

Alucard

Banned
ROH is a good show if you can get past the terrible production, terrible announcing, bad wrestlers, lack of stories, and lack of psychology in the ring. But other than that, it's really solid.

It has its moments of greatness like any other promotion, but I totally get why you would rag on the SCOH9 production values. The show looked pretty damn bad. They could maybe justify it by saying it's a house show or whatever, but even then, they're going to show two matches from the show on television, which is pretty embarrassing, even if they are advertising it as a "road rage" episode.

As for the other things you mentioned, the wrestlers work hard, but I will agree about the lack of stories and mixed wrestling quality. I think it's unfair to say everyone is terrible, but there is something lacking in terms of psychology from many of the wrestlers and matches. They're more like rapid fire action flicks with occasional botches.

I do wonder if ROH knows that they've got their fanbase locked in and are content just catering to that fanbase without much interest in major growth. I doubt it based on comments by Joe Koff. Still, they can't seem to get past their current niche. The going theories are that Sinclair doesn't care, and the front office doesn't have the necessary organization to go to the next level.
 

Kaladin

Member
ROH has a show within driving distance from me in Pensacola, FL this summer.

I can't muster any fucks to go since they treat their random shows like B level house shows.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
And Kyle O'Reilly's limb work is weak as fuck looking after you've seen guys like ZSJ and Aoki. Is that what that guy's supposed to be, some wannabe submission specialist? Because it doesn't come across at ALL.
 
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