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[Heel]

Didn't you say the same thing about Rusev before the Politician destroyed his career?

Reminder: Heel used to love Bray Wyatt.

It is what it is. They're in the mix. We'll see what happens.

 

[Deadly Joker]

According to pwinsider he is supposedly out a month. If that true then he won't be back until late May.

As for King of the Ring Barrett is the favorite because the last time a face was King of the Ring was 1998 when Ken Shamrock won.

Bryan will win the MitB!

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Heel's Uncle Dana posts are the best thing on the Internet tubes these days.

 

[Trigger Warning]

Dr Oz doesn't really exist. He's an alien. Not saying he's not wrong, but he's still a sexless alien and you can't really trust him over a stammering neckbeard.

Also LOL at the Neckbeard quoting Bret Easton Ellis' American Psycho and pretending it's his quote.

 

[blackaroni]

RIP Softgels/strobogo for good

 

[UrbanDandy]

Listen guys, what you have to understand is...Sports Entertainment literally global. Literally this is expanding. WWE Network is a home run, and this thing is only getting bigger. Seth Rollins? This kid is a fucking stud. I've never seen anything like it. You know what I always tell you, fuckers? Don't complain until the story line unfolds.

Before a carnival had ring toss, before a circus had a lion, people gathered in a tent and were fooled into believing wrestling was real. I don't care what color you are, what country you come from, or what language you speak, Sports Entertainment is literally in our DNA. We watch it and we hate it.

Like a true sports entertainment critic.

RIP Softgels/strobogo for good

What happened?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

RIP Softgels

Wasn't he a junior?

He seemed to get more bitter since introducing himself here

 

[Trigger Warning]

RIP Softgels/strobogo for good

I'm quite surprised that Wesker had that many ISP email addresses for so many alts.

 

[Kaladin]

I'm quite surprised that Wesker had that many ISP email addresses for so many alts.

Just so I'm not offended whenever this pops up, is this a rib at me making a mistake and mis-identifying Wesker's name change as strobogo, or a rib on strobogo?

 

[blackaroni]

What happened?

#BodiedByHeel

Can't this wait for your real account, strobogo?

 

[scabro]

Just so I'm not offended whenever this pops up, is this a rib at me making a mistake and mis-identifying Wesker's name change as strobogo, or a rib on strobogo?

its a shoot, brother

 

[FlammableD]

Here's the info for the Japanese iPPVs for May;

Cheers Boots.

This OT might be 2 posts long... It'll be going up at around 8 tomorrow night GMT, after the last tournament announcement.

 

[Khrysler Jerikho]

Title Submission Time:

May Wrasslin' |OT| Wrestling

May Wrasslin' |OT| Take me down to the Suplex City where Roman's green and Paige's so pretty

 

[bean breath]

May Wrasslin' |OT| Pro Wrestling was a mistake, it's nothing but trash

 

[XenoRaven]

I wanted to claim May so I could make a Minoru Suzuki themed OT complete with a summary of his history in wrestling and MMA as well as several links to various matches and fights but then I got too busy so now I'm not doing it.

 

[bean breath]

May Wrasslin' |OT| Tell me, do you balee? You will

 

[Serpentine]

May Wrasslin' |OT| Pro Wrestling was a mistake, it's nothing but trash

.

 

[slightconfuse]

There's always June|OT| Akiyama

Spoiler

ill see myself out

 

[British Monsoon]

Takada demonstrates the best way to get Tenryu to sell;

You kick him in the fucking face.

 

[Officerrob]

Yikes at the Raw rating. A live show the day after a "PPV", and it's among the least viewed non-football season episodes of the last 18 years.

 

[newdayrocks]

The back of this shirt is cringe city. Fuck.

I wonder if there's a way to remove the image/text from the back. There probably is, but it's likely way too complicated to even care about.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

The backs of wwe shirts should be optional

 

[FStop7]

Yikes at the Raw rating. A live show the day after a "PPV", and it's among the least viewed non-football season episodes of the last 18 years.

"Cord cutting" is only going to keep increasing. They need to get Raw on the network.

 

[Hasney]

We just have to play Rocket League when it's out.
https://youtu.be/wMY2Dcibybs

 

[Gorillaz]

Listen guys, what you have to understand is...Sports Entertainment literally global. Literally this is expanding. WWE Network is a home run, and this thing is only getting bigger. Seth Rollins? This kid is a fucking stud. I've never seen anything like it. You know what I always tell you, fuckers? Don't complain until the story line unfolds.

Before a carnival had ring toss, before a circus had a lion, people gathered in a tent and were fooled into believing wrestling was real. I don't care what color you are, what country you come from, or what language you speak, Sports Entertainment is literally in our DNA. We watch it and we hate it.

Spoiler

Sports entertainment is so deeply entrenched in me I don't know what to do breh

 

[TimeEffect]

May Wrasslin' |OT| Delayed Reigns

 

[lovely ladies]

We just have to play Rocket League when it's out.
https://youtu.be/wMY2Dcibybs

The stage/field reminds me of Fuzion Frenzy, although much bigger.

 

[TimeEffect]

May Wrasslin' |OT| Reigns Reigns Go Away... Come Again, It's A New Day

 

[Sibersk Esto]

May Wrasslin' |OT| Reigns Reigns Go Away? Come Again, It's A New Day

No. 1 contender

 

[Fox318]

"Cord cutting" is only going to keep increasing. They need to get Raw on the network.

They need to get the product hot.

The Roman Reigns and Kane show isn't going to do it.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Man no Brock this month made this thread a failure. Still in OT1

 

[Heel]

We just have to play Rocket League when it's out.
https://youtu.be/wMY2Dcibybs

Assist from BootyclapQueen?

 

[Entropia]

So, the last king of the ring was Sheamus, right??

 

[16BitNova]

King of the Ring hype!

 

[TimeEffect]

So what does the King get to even do?

Do the losers have to be the king's subjects for 30 days?

 

[Original Famous Ray]

King Neville. I like the sound of that.

 

[Original Famous Ray]

The English Elf?

 

[Entropia]

3 out of 4 of these guys are from Europe :lol

 

[Nocturnowl]

3 out of 4 of these guys are from Euro :lol

The advantage of Monarchy.

 

[lovely ladies]

So what does the King get to even do?

Do the losers have to be the king's subjects for 30 days?

He gets a King costume... maybe. There are budget constraints they have to work with.

 

[Bowser]

the man that gravity forgot

the new sensation

neville

 

[Roland_Gunner]

When I told you fucking dorks in Texas to get on the Inspire Pro bandwagon you all ignored me. I tried to tip you off, but no one listened. Now, Ricochet is officially announced on this already-stacked card, and I hope you can't get tickets, you fuckers.

One the one hand its awesome that King Ricochet is coming to my home town but it sucks that this means he almost certainly won't be in the 2015 BoSJ. Wonder if its because none of his matches could be on AXS or if New Japan's just salty that he turned them down?

 

[Queen of Hunting]

looks like neville fucked his rib

 

[Sibersk Esto]

For all the times carny gets thrown around here, it's hilarious how neville's nicknames literally sound like they are being shouted by a carnival announcer

 

[Officerrob]

"Cord cutting" is only going to keep increasing. They need to get Raw on the network.

Cord cutting is having nowhere near the effect a shitty product is. If you are a fridge watcher, and you see no Brock, Sting, HHH, Bryan, no Cena in the main event, etc. that's going to make you change the channel. The main event scene is extremely weak and they are missing far to many guys who bring ratings

 

[Original Famous Ray]

King Neville coming soon!

 

[Entropia]

Kind of a lame finish, but yay Neville won!

 

[Kaladin]

Dixie Carter ✔@TNADixie
.@JEFFHARDYBRAND just suffered a broken leg in a dirt bike accident. Will provide more details once they are known.

Holy shit....a broken leg is serious shit, hope he's able to get well soon.

 

[Chamber]

Cord cutting is having nowhere near the effect a shitty product is. If you are a fridge watcher, and you see no Brock, Sting, HHH, Bryan, no Cena in the main event, etc. that's going to make you change the channel. The main event scene is extremely weak and they are missing far to many guys who bring ratings

HUT levels.

 

[Entropia]

What is HUT?!