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Bean, how are you watching Raw since you can't afford cable and the WWE Network will not have this Raw up for 30 days?

 

[Professor Beef]

Bean, how are you watching Raw since you can't afford cable and the WWE Network will not have this Raw up for 30 days?

Oh please, he's an American mark who watches Raw outside his neighbor's house.

.

 

[bean breath]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL


"This is my Last Rezort. PUSH ME!"


*Loses in a complete squash in 90 seconds* *Gets no fan support*

Yeah that's funny. A man is going to lose his job and the ability to feed his family. Hilarious.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Bean, how are you watching Raw since you can't afford cable and the WWE Network will not have this Raw up for 30 days?

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Bo Dallas is S-A-W-F-T

 

[Keyser Soze]

This aint too bad, you know...

 

[Syphon Filter]

lol ; )

 

[Heel]

This aint too bad, you know...

Unless you care about ratings.

 

[bean breath]

So we still should see:

- Cesaro
- Warrior
- DBry vs. Mr. Hs

That it?

AJ Lee.

Where did Warrior get that duster from?! Damn BronsonLee-level camera work.

 

[blackaroni]

This aint too bad, you know...

Cesaro needs to replace Big E.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

This aint too bad, you know...

You posted the wrong image, breh.

 

[Serpentine]

This aint too bad, you know...

all babyface champions. it's the opposite of WWE circa Summerslam!

 

[Edgeward]

This would have been a great lead up to a real survivor series match. Not sure when /wherethey decided to do the 8 man tag match, but that will be a hot one for sure. Just don't do it in a place like Des Moines.


And please swerve me and get the rights to Rose's old song. The knock off is bumming me out,

 

[Razorskin]

 

[darkside31337]

I used to hate the shit out of Bo, but I think he can be a good tweener character and troll throughout his career.

Bo is gonna be the next Miz.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

This aint too bad, you know...

Only Bryan left standing

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Bo is gonna be the next Miz.

You've doomed us all.

 

[Plywood]

YES

THIS is a selfy

A Lana-y

YES

dem K-1 belts.

This really, really makes the UFC belts look awful.

 

[funkystudent]

This aint too bad, you know...

Every time Dean is introduced I go "oh right. He is the US champ"

Been like that for nearly 2 months.

 

[polyh3dron]

Finally catching up on Raw and it's been great so far. Just saw Paul Heyman cut one of the greatest heel promos ever, that shit was so good.

And the crowd was amazing during that Wyatt family match. Loved when they booed anything that the other team did.

 

[bean breath]

I can't stop laughing to myself about Ryder getting sent out there to do a NXT squash after those shitty videos.

Yeah, real funny. A man not being able to earn a living and support his family is hysterical. Let's go to the unemployment line and post a blog about on Legit Shook dot com and get paid in peanuts from Sunflower for it.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Imagine if Rusev's debut was Pudzian with a high-class European prostitute on each arm. My God what a RAW that would be.

lets kickstart a wrasslin promotion built around Pudz, Sapp and Lungu.

 

[Razorskin]

Daniel Bryan's debut on TNA Impact

 

[Edgeward]

I hope that sting fan in the front is crying himself to sleep after no selling the entire show.

 

[lovely ladies]

What the hell were they thinking giving a belt to Zack Ryder

 

[DMczaf]

What the hell were they thinking giving a belt to Zack Ryder

They weren't.

 

[Sokantish]

What the hell were they thinking giving a belt to Zack Ryder

It was just the US title man, come on!

 

[serenewarfare]

I'm glad we didn't see Sting or Punk tonight. Tonight was about the future. Only return we had was RVD. Everything else was new blood (including BNB to some extent).

 

[blackaroni]

Daniel Bryan's debut on TNA Impact

Lol, but do you think they could even afford to have all those lights on at the same time?

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

The best thing Ryder ever did was get thrown off the stage while on a wheelchair. And Eve kicking him in the balls during Wrestlemania.

#GoodTimes

 

[bean breath]

I still don't know where all of the Sting talk even originated from lol

The fact that he's signed with WWE?

Stop rubbing your Observer subscription in our faces.

 

[blackaroni]

 

[serenewarfare]

Daniel Bryan's debut on TNA Impact

Nah, if it were TNA, Abyss would have crawled through the grating and killed Bryan.

 

[DMczaf]

She's cute. Is she a wrestling fan?

 

[PInk Tape]

We need to photoshop a sombrero and mariachis to make it legit though.

A bit sloppy but here:

 

[lovely ladies]

Lol, I was hoping someone would get a gif or screenshot of her reaction.

 

[Heel]

Daniel Bryan's debut on TNA Impact

Add Vince "my fucking ratings" to the end of this and we've got gold.

 

[blackaroni]

She's cute. Is she a wrestling fan?

She is and probably not.

 

[bean breath]

Hey, it's that girl that you guys fap to.

At least her theme isn't cancerous like the awkward blonde girl.

I have never fapped to her.

 

[serenewarfare]

Add Vince "my fucking ratings" to the end of this and we've got gold.

You're right. If DB debuted on TNA, Vince's ratings would go in the shitter. Glad to see you've come to your senses bro.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

It was just the US title man, come on!

Honestly, I think Dean Ambrose forgot the belt in a hotel room 2 months ago.

 

[bean breath]

Send Zayne out with Cesaro tonight and I'll be happy.

Billy?

Is he guest hosting?

 

[TL21xx]

Clean audio means I can make a remix!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehjf1neWAuo

 

[DMczaf]

Hey look, the Shield doesn't have to do the YES chant like a bunch of WANNABES.

 

[Mengetsu]

Every time Dean is introduced I go "oh right. He is the US champ"

Been like that for nearly 2 months.

It's like a old war badge. He doesn't even bring it out to skirmish anymore. No belt in site.

 

[Serpentine]

I'm not insular and hostile, and as such i was participating in the WM Week thread, so i appreciate the work bean breath is doing here

 

[bean breath]

Is AJ leaving WWE now?

If it's God's will.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

There is some good, exciting young talent in the WWE that is finally getting some push and attention, just that none of them have belts. Belts just get more and more meaningless.

 

[Heel]

CM Punk and AJ are going to have their own reality show for Jeff Jarrett's fledgling Global Force Wrestling promotion on CMT, friends.

 

[bean breath]

Damn it, I wanted to see a good match. Paige is so talented, I feel robbed. Either way, really glad to see Paige hit the big time, please, please, please give her a good match against Emma next week. Not Emma with San fucking tino, just Emma.

I'd rather see her face Brie Bella. Paige will control the match and get lots of offense in until Brie taps into a state of Brie Mode and destoys her, winning the title.