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April Wrasslin' |OT| The Spirit of the Ultimate Warrior Will Run Forever!
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Sweeney Tom
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In the beginning, God created Man. And then he gets F5'd.
Carnby
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Mr. Luchador
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This works too well.
BronsonLee
Member
Oh SHIT.
We Biblin' now I see
Imagine the opening crawl to a Star Wars movie ending with 'And then he gets F5'd'
Fixed that for ya.
Shit, Brock only needs to work 2 dates;
Beat Bryan
Lose to Bryan in the rematch
Dr Duncan Steel
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He has no one to blame but himself for that. He needs to look at himself in the mirra, and figure out why he would make such a decision.
TNA wouldn't screw Devitt. Devitt screwed Devitt.
Dick Justice
Banned
The Heyman strut.
Well...he said it last year and Bryan beat him clean. So why is he still saying it?
Mr. Luchador
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The guy HHH Saved.
BronsonLee
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I can't call him the Undertaker Guy because unlike Brock Lesnar Guy I've only seen him once
I can't call him the Shook Guy because EVERYBODY GOT SHOOK
I could call him the Looks Just Like My Friend In OVW Guy but that would just confuse
And yo that OT title change is the truth
serenewarfare
Banned
The "rumor" isn't that Devitt might sign with TNA, it's that TNA is making a play for him. For all we know, Devitt doesn't give two shits about TNA's offer.
TheWarrior
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Nicely done on the thread title change
The legit shook African American Wrassle fan
Battlezone
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"And kids, that's how I met your mother. And then she got F5'd, so I went and banged Aunt Robin."
Textbook example of 'cism.
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Unfortunately cism is accepted in the WWE.
I can only assume he doesn't care about TNA's offer, if he goes to WWE now, even if he lingers in comedy midcard hell he can still go to TNA afterwards, presuming they even stay afloat. it would be ridiculous not to choose the WWE, I'm sure there are examples of him talking in the past about how he'd like to be there.
Serpentine
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but... the whole point of the story was that... ah fuck it nvm
So, I finally watched the Bryan "documentary" and of course I loved it.
I'm a big Bryan mark and seeing his rise to the top all over made me so happy for him. He is the kind of guy that is impossible to dislike. He is a nice and talented dude and deserved everything he got. It was a bumpy road but he got there.
This small doc just makes me wish they do a full one. With no kayfabe stuff. Just them going to his career and explaining why they did certain things and the reactions backstage. I want them to expand on everything in this road to Wrestlemania video. Also, I felt kind of sorry for Sheamus, that win really hurt him while sending Bryan to stardom. He never really recovered from that.
Seeing the ending of Mania made me all fuzzy inside, it's amazing. I said it many times and I'll say it again: Pro Wrestling is the most real form of entertainment. Because, even if it's scripted, wins still have meaning and this story is the perfect blend of a guy's real struggles to get to the top and his win at Mania just showed us that. It's scripted and more real than most movies/tv shows could ever hope to be. Most people don't get that but it's why I love Pro Wrestling.
I'm a big Bryan mark and seeing his rise to the top all over made me so happy for him. He is the kind of guy that is impossible to dislike. He is a nice and talented dude and deserved everything he got. It was a bumpy road but he got there.
This small doc just makes me wish they do a full one. With no kayfabe stuff. Just them going to his career and explaining why they did certain things and the reactions backstage. I want them to expand on everything in this road to Wrestlemania video. Also, I felt kind of sorry for Sheamus, that win really hurt him while sending Bryan to stardom. He never really recovered from that.
Seeing the ending of Mania made me all fuzzy inside, it's amazing. I said it many times and I'll say it again: Pro Wrestling is the most real form of entertainment. Because, even if it's scripted, wins still have meaning and this story is the perfect blend of a guy's real struggles to get to the top and his win at Mania just showed us that. It's scripted and more real than most movies/tv shows could ever hope to be. Most people don't get that but it's why I love Pro Wrestling.
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Deleted member 47027
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I guess now would be a good time to work on making some Bryan-only smilies for Wrasslegaf. What say you?
In memory of Warrior I'm going to run to my car when I leave work tonight.
Good luck clipping around that beard. That hit requires work.
Good luck clipping around that beard. That hit requires work.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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John Cena flirted with his dark side on Sunday, brother.
Thankfully he came back to his senses.
#Hustle #Loyalty #Respect
BronsonLee
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Only counts if you pump your arms in the air before unlocking it
TheWarrior
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John Cena is a horrible actor
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Deleted member 47027
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I didn't finish it. Did he mention his Cream Team?
Yes, he's said in interviews he grew up with WWE and if he got any opportunity to work there it would be great.
Forgot to mention that. Really touching moment.
Also, cool how Patterson and Cena convinced Vince to bring Bryan back. Best decision they could've made.
Mr. Luchador
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I'm still surprised TNA has managed to last so long, but then I felt like they were shit hot during the mid-2000s only for something to go wrong. I know this is a conversation we've had a few times, but it's really odd how a everyone sort of just seemed to stop caring about TNA around the same time.
It's not his fault. He was created without an emotion chip so when he tries to emulate what it would look like it comes out as forced.
serenewarfare
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Angle-Joe at Lockdown 08 was peak TNA. That match was so novel and could have set the tone for them going forward. And then they fucked it up. And then they fucked up a lot of other things. Aces and Eights was nice, then they fucked that up too. Now we are here.
I think the documentary claiming John Cena is one of the people who brought him back might just be in reference to that basically being the storyline reason why he came back at SummerSlam. This isn't to say John Cena is a monster if he didn't want to re-hire Daniel Bryan because why the hell would he even be involved with that.
Not to mention how his being fired at all is sort of shady around the edges.
Not to mention how his being fired at all is sort of shady around the edges.
Liquidsnake
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You are so right.
So I watched Thy Kingdom Come last night.
How could you not like HHH. Dude seems like he is so good for the industry.
Arrowgigantic
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Do you have tilt steering? Unlock it and shake it up and down.
With the lead up to Survivor Series being that Brock is a terminator, stalking Bryan for months, until Bryan has a breakdown in Vince office where he recites Kyle Reece's speech in the police station.
Carnby
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Thanks. *shakes hand*
I agree. Who wants dedicated topics.
IN THIS thread we discuss favorite foreign objects. And IN THIS thread we discuss favorite In Your Houses. ...ugh.
This is actually a great arc for Bryan-Lesnar. Would transition nicely from the "against corporate" storylines.
I don't think Lesnar would agree to being there every week but if he did it could be a great program and a great Mania Main-Event.
BAStar
BronsonLee
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I'm with you til the end of the line, buddy!
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Deleted member 47027
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You earned it with that outburst. You can only hide behind gimmickry for so long!
Welcome back into the world of handshakes and putting people over.
Lambda Pie
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any sort of Lesnar v Bryan match has to be No-DQ.
you need a valet, breh. not fuckin AJ but a real, breathing, dutch valet. work on it.
you need a valet, breh. not fuckin AJ but a real, breathing, dutch valet. work on it.
serenewarfare
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I'll never turn on you.
Mr. Luchador
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Yeah those dedicated topics just get boring after a while, yet the spontanious nature of WrassleGAF means that there's far more discussion about random stuff such as...
Top 5 Foreign Objects!
Sledgehammer
Blue Steel Chair
Ring Bell
Kendo Stick
Trash Can Lid
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My Fave Five Foreign Objects
5. Flourescent Tube (overused, but you don't get as much explosion with so little effort with anything else)
4. Mini-stepladder
3. Weed-whacker
2. Trash can lid - same reason as #1
1. Cookie sheet. Stupid but I love how hard people swing em.
Worst foreign object is a kendo stick. WORST. I remember when it had meaning, when it was a Singapore Cane. Now it's crap.
5. Flourescent Tube (overused, but you don't get as much explosion with so little effort with anything else)
4. Mini-stepladder
3. Weed-whacker
2. Trash can lid - same reason as #1
1. Cookie sheet. Stupid but I love how hard people swing em.
Worst foreign object is a kendo stick. WORST. I remember when it had meaning, when it was a Singapore Cane. Now it's crap.
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