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April Wrasslin' |OT| The Spirit of the Ultimate Warrior Will Run Forever!
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Carnby
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I'm partial to the tin foil-like garbage can. The thing is so flimsy and cheap that if you actually used it on garbage day, the garbage man would throw it away for you.
serenewarfare
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My favorite foreign object is the water bottle. The rest don't matter.
slightconfuse
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Brass knuckles
Thumbtacks
Steel chair
Barbed wire baseball bat
Kendo stick
Thumbtacks
Steel chair
Barbed wire baseball bat
Kendo stick
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Deleted member 47027
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Water bottle was good times.
Mr. Luchador
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The Cookie Sheet is a good one. That smack sound, I guess that's why I said trash can lid... I could easily change that to Cookie Sheet though.
Oh crap, just remembered the Horace Hogan Stop Sign that I used to use all the time in WCW/NWO Revenge!
Oh crap, just remembered the Horace Hogan Stop Sign that I used to use all the time in WCW/NWO Revenge!
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Deleted member 47027
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Yeah. I also enjoy the mic shots that go PMMMMWEEEEEEE when people get brained. Love a good mic punch.
You mean moreso than having to team up with Koko B. Ware? Or wearing the stupid mask?
serenewarfare
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I don't know that I've ever seen anyone actually use the bell. I remember using it in games all the time though. It did a lot of damage and rang every time you hit someone.
I'm kind of glad we don't have just because it would be followed by 5 minutes of laughter from commentary after King says "It looks like _______ just had his bell rung."
If he makes good business why not?
They want to make money and if Bryan brings in the numbers then it's fair game and he is viewed as a star.
Let's see how this next couple of months work for him, if he does great they'll continue to push him. Reigns has plenty of time to get to the top.
Yes.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Bad times don't last, but bad guys do.
I'm more convinced than ever that Cena/Nikki's relationship was made strictly for Total Divas and that Cena has completely lost himself to PR. When you watch and listen to him out of character from the thing on Confidential years ago or Howard Stern, that guy doesn't exist anymore. This dude wrote and performed a rap album. That guy is gone. Being in PR mode for so long broke that guy, and that's why he's a robot with OCD who might be a serial killer.
Mr. Luchador
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Damn, I feel like that is an actual line ripped from WWF Attitude.
Yup. Feel the same way.
He's on 24/7 and it's drained him of any life.
He was still Stu's son. There was a crotchety old man hidden somewhere in there.
Just you wait until he releases a diss track in Cantonese. That's when the Cena character will come full circle.
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Deleted member 47027
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I'm alright with that. I agree though, huuuuge difference between the Cena of Howard Stern talking about fucking fat girls and loving it compared to this current incarnation. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
Maybe all that Make-A-Wish stuff changed him. I hear so much about how he really gets into it SO much and that's where his feelings come out. He's called it his life's work. It's the only thing he wants to do. He's a noble guy - maybe it's just his way of growing up and deciding on what he TRULY wants to do with his life.
Lambda Pie
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he's essentially Patrick Bateman.
serenewarfare
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What's gonna happen to Cena when he retires? He really has no life other than WWE.
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Deleted member 47027
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Wow, Meltzer will have an issue out by the end of the day. Not bad.
Maybe he'll get Michael Hayes job backstage.
Ric Flair was able to go well into his 60's. With the way Cena takes care of his body he might never stop.
1) "Iron" Mike Sharpe's protective armband
2) Ernie Ladd's taped thumb
3) Head
4) The Iron Sheik's loaded boot
5) "Classy" Freddie Blassie's cane
No. Nothing was more embarrassing than wearing the mask, except for perhaps having to team up with Koko B. Ware.
He starts his own wish granting charity. Makes occasional appearances with WWE. Never marries or has children.
Just kidding. He wrestles until he's in his 70s constantly trying to remain top guy forever and calling himself the ONE TRUE MEASURING STICK.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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So did Vickie end up leaving for real?
I'm surprised they haven't buried her yet if true.
I'm surprised they haven't buried her yet if true.
I think people has respect for her backstage. She got a LOT of heat.
He's been learning Mandarin.
serenewarfare
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No chance. There are already reports that his body is breaking down and starting to feel the toll. That's supposedly why they aren't relying on him so heavily anymore, because they know he's more susceptible to injury at any time now than he used to be.
ViewtifulJC
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Cena Howard Stern interview is classic
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Cena will live longer than Vince.
i.e: Infinity + 1
i.e: Infinity + 1
canadian crowe
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Undertaker is going to be on Austin ' s podcast in the future. I guess that means he's pretty much done doesn't it.
avengers23
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Briefcases
Giant cellphones
The Original Sheik's pencil
Railroad spikes
Cheese graters
serenewarfare
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That dude needs a tailor in the worst way.
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Deleted member 47027
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whoo boy I hope it's a 10-parter. That's someone who's not opened up much, unless you could the odd Off the Record shows up in Canader in the early 2000s.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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I'd actually love choppa suit Cena as GM. Would be fucking hilarious.
Marvel
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I'm gonna go with Bionic on this one, it's HILARIOUS. I don't want him ever to wear a 5 thousand dollar suit and look good.
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I hope he talks about the Bret/Diesel stuff.
Can see it only being 2, then getting the full WWE documentary treatment. If HHH's is 2 hours though, I hope they go 3 or 4 on it.
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