My Shoot About WWF in October 1994
I hate WWF in October 1994? Why? Because 1994 was a BAD year. An earthquake had hit L.A. earlier that year and the people were REAL angry about it. Was I angry about it? You're damn right I was, an earthquake in L.A.? What the flippedy flip was the earth thinking pulling a stunt like that?
Anyway, the people were mad, Clinton was the President of the United States. He was doing all kinds of mad things like having sex constantly. It was as if he couldn't stop, almost as if he enjoyed it or something. The people were mad about that too, him having sex, it was unthinkable and yet it happened.
During all this turmoil we still had good honest wrestling to get us by, to show us that yes, we can still get on with our lives. And so we did, that was until October came.
You'd think October and WWF would go together like Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, but it didn't. It went together like a pickle sandwich that'd been stuck in the front of a car on a sunny day and left there. Imagine 5 hours later the sandwich was taken, opened up and a banana smooshed into the pickle. THAT'S what WWF in October of 1994 was like.