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April Wrasslin' |OT| The Spirit of the Ultimate Warrior Will Run Forever!
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To each their own.
I'm okay with foreheads they can be covered with hair.
Lambda Pie
Banned
yes, he broke his nose.
look closely and you'll see the mouthpiece flying.
ragdoll physics.
one hit KO.
To each their own.
I'm okay with foreheads they can be covered with hair.
Sunny was a lot nicer when he wasn't Vince McMahon!
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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The only good thing about Forever is Kiss from a Rose.
DX 2006 retroactively killed the whole stable for me. Even 11 year old me wouldn't have liked them and 11 year old me liked Buff Bagwell.
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WWF Monday Night Raw 5/31/99
TO THE BACK. Hacksaw dedicates this Memorial Day Raw to the TROOPS. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Why yes, that is a man in a singlet with a 2x4 and American flag walking down the street in New York City.
Marty Jannetty vs Bam Bam Big Yellow WWF Intercontinental Championship
Sherri is in the corner of Marty to make sure Luna doesn't get involved. And in fact, she attacks Luna before the bell. And during this, Bam Bam attacks Marty. Marty does the 360 bump bouncing off a shoulder block. And again. Marty goes up top to get Bam Bam off his feet. He lands on his feet from a back drop, but runs right into a bear hug. Terrible victory roll. I don't even know how that was supposed to work. Old timey head scissors. He goes for another victory roll. Bammer counters with an electric chair. Bam Bam with the eye based offense. Standing dropkick. Bam Bam runs into some boots in the corner. Second rope lariato. Superkick! Bam Bam comes back with the butterfly backbreaker. Why do I not remember him doing that at all? Sherri grabs Bam Bam's leg. Marty knocks him to the floor. Baseball slide sends him flying in to the guardrail. Big crossbody to the floor. Bam Bam ends up getting counted out because he was distracted by Sherri again. Title retained. Bam Bam hit the full weight senton on Marty after the match.
After a break, Sherri calls Luna out. CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT! You see, women are cats and men are dogs. That's just how it goes. Bam Bam held Sherri back so Luna could attack her tits. For real. Tatanka made the save. Sherri's chin was cut open and Tatanka totally copped a feel on her. What a creep.
Steiner Brothers vs Executioner/Rich Myers
Weirdly, Rick starts the match. Tiltawhirl back breaker. Steinerline. Myers tags in and is hit with the Michigan Stampede. Scott tags in. Belly to belly. Steiner Recliner...from Rick! The Steiners seem more vicious than usual tonight. Steiner Screwdriver! Steiner Bulldog for the win.
Mr. Hughes vs Bert Centeno
Quick squash.
TO THE KOTR REPORT. Nothing new to report. The card was finalized last week.
Jim Duggan vs Mark Thomas
Easy win for Hacksaw. Hooooooooooooooooooooo!
TO THE BACK. We get to hear from the 123 Kid for the first time. Razor's bet has gone up to $5K, but he cant take Razor up on it knowing what might happen to him.
Razor Ramon vs Tony Roy
Macho leads a 123 chant. Razor nearly gets rolled up in the first seconds of the matchh. He unleashes some nasty chops in the corner. Fall away slam. Jeeeeezus. Super back drop drivaaaaah. Fucking brutal. Similarly brutal looking Razor's Edge for the win.
Next week will have Tito vs Adam Bomb and Yoko on the King's Court.
TO THE McMAHON. Yoko and Fuji have the nerve to come on the show on MEMORIAL DAY. Why does Fuji have an ear stud? Yoko says Hulkamania will DIE. Oh my! Vince says Hulk might be here next week!
It's kind of weird that Yoko is billed from the Polynesian Islands, but is the representative of Japan and implied to be Japanese. Even though he doesn't look Japanese at all.
WWF Monday Night Raw 5/31/99
TO THE BACK. Hacksaw dedicates this Memorial Day Raw to the TROOPS. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Why yes, that is a man in a singlet with a 2x4 and American flag walking down the street in New York City.
Marty Jannetty vs Bam Bam Big Yellow WWF Intercontinental Championship
Sherri is in the corner of Marty to make sure Luna doesn't get involved. And in fact, she attacks Luna before the bell. And during this, Bam Bam attacks Marty. Marty does the 360 bump bouncing off a shoulder block. And again. Marty goes up top to get Bam Bam off his feet. He lands on his feet from a back drop, but runs right into a bear hug. Terrible victory roll. I don't even know how that was supposed to work. Old timey head scissors. He goes for another victory roll. Bammer counters with an electric chair. Bam Bam with the eye based offense. Standing dropkick. Bam Bam runs into some boots in the corner. Second rope lariato. Superkick! Bam Bam comes back with the butterfly backbreaker. Why do I not remember him doing that at all? Sherri grabs Bam Bam's leg. Marty knocks him to the floor. Baseball slide sends him flying in to the guardrail. Big crossbody to the floor. Bam Bam ends up getting counted out because he was distracted by Sherri again. Title retained. Bam Bam hit the full weight senton on Marty after the match.
After a break, Sherri calls Luna out. CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT! You see, women are cats and men are dogs. That's just how it goes. Bam Bam held Sherri back so Luna could attack her tits. For real. Tatanka made the save. Sherri's chin was cut open and Tatanka totally copped a feel on her. What a creep.
Steiner Brothers vs Executioner/Rich Myers
Weirdly, Rick starts the match. Tiltawhirl back breaker. Steinerline. Myers tags in and is hit with the Michigan Stampede. Scott tags in. Belly to belly. Steiner Recliner...from Rick! The Steiners seem more vicious than usual tonight. Steiner Screwdriver! Steiner Bulldog for the win.
Mr. Hughes vs Bert Centeno
Quick squash.
TO THE KOTR REPORT. Nothing new to report. The card was finalized last week.
Jim Duggan vs Mark Thomas
Easy win for Hacksaw. Hooooooooooooooooooooo!
TO THE BACK. We get to hear from the 123 Kid for the first time. Razor's bet has gone up to $5K, but he cant take Razor up on it knowing what might happen to him.
Razor Ramon vs Tony Roy
Macho leads a 123 chant. Razor nearly gets rolled up in the first seconds of the matchh. He unleashes some nasty chops in the corner. Fall away slam. Jeeeeezus. Super back drop drivaaaaah. Fucking brutal. Similarly brutal looking Razor's Edge for the win.
Next week will have Tito vs Adam Bomb and Yoko on the King's Court.
TO THE McMAHON. Yoko and Fuji have the nerve to come on the show on MEMORIAL DAY. Why does Fuji have an ear stud? Yoko says Hulkamania will DIE. Oh my! Vince says Hulk might be here next week!
It's kind of weird that Yoko is billed from the Polynesian Islands, but is the representative of Japan and implied to be Japanese. Even though he doesn't look Japanese at all.
All that ICOPRO went to his head.
I don't think Brie or Nikki have attractive faces. Nikki has the better body of the two.
D
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It's true, I'm living the gimmick way too much. Last nice thing I did was give Strobogo money.
You know what the next nice thing you do should be? Give Strobogo money.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Metal Gear is worthy cause.
slightconfuse
Banned
D
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Dude is totally looking for it as well. Ewwwww, what a creeper.
god damn. 1993 Raws were truly RAW. #newgenerationiscoming
FallingEdge
Member
I see something more like this:
That's how my hair is like atm. A lot of people give me comments on how "samurai" it looks.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Lol at comparing Bryan with a badass samurai.
He looks more unkempt than the hobos (or poors as Sunflower would call them) that pester you for cash around campus. Let that sink in for a sec.
He looks more unkempt than the hobos (or poors as Sunflower would call them) that pester you for cash around campus. Let that sink in for a sec.
FallingEdge
Member
and he is our next world champion
gotta love it
gotta love it
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
I own one picture of Daniel Bryan in my bookmarks, and I'm gonna post it right now to piss you off.
Be mad. Stay mad.
Be mad. Stay mad.
Well, it's mostly because he was demuscled. The pythons really did sell the Hogan image.
But in 1993, he said his pythons were bigger than ever. Even though he was smaller than ever. Did Hulk Hogan lie to me?
His face looks longer. Maybe because his whole body is thinner?
styl3s
Member
Triple H vs Bryan is going to be fast, brutal, great and depressing.
It's going to be depressing because my 2nd favorite wrestler of all time (Triple H) is going to lose and it's not that i don't want Bryan to lose, i want him to win. I want him to win and that kind of bums me out even more. It's HBK vs Stone Cold at WM14 all over again. The company is pitting a guy i have followed for so long and loved for so long against a newer guy who i also love.
Gonna drain me emotionally
It's going to be depressing because my 2nd favorite wrestler of all time (Triple H) is going to lose and it's not that i don't want Bryan to lose, i want him to win. I want him to win and that kind of bums me out even more. It's HBK vs Stone Cold at WM14 all over again. The company is pitting a guy i have followed for so long and loved for so long against a newer guy who i also love.
Gonna drain me emotionally
it's still real to me dammit.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
I feel ya, but Eva Marie winning the Diva's title right after should cheer you up.
styl3s
Member
Eva will have to do till Paige comes up.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Goddamn dude, is that really Scott Hall? Dude looks worlds better than he did the last time I saw him.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
Gonna do some dribking and watch 60's Batman movie after Impact tonight. The perfect night.
BronsonLee
Member
Let them have their fun for now. TNA will soon be bancrupt and Eva will not be with the company for too long.
They run everything into the ground.
BronsonLee
Member
Looks like I was wrong, Xater started earlier!
Dude I fixed it after I realized that spell correction went haywire.
PS: I wish I was drunk, but I am not drinking shit right now. I am too committed to my work out.
Until you mentioned it, I thought the picture was of Billy Gunn.
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