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[Deleted member 47027]

What If:

Tony Schiavone and Larry Zybysko called the Mankind/Undertaker Hell in a Cell match?

 

[slightconfuse]

The list of gaijin IWGP champions is the weirdest bunch

Vader
Salman Hashimikov
Scott Norton(2x champ)
Bob Sapp
Brock Lesnar

 

[sf2fanatic]

They should put WWE films on the network!

That be awesome. Have the refs mic'd up.

 

[KissVibes]

For a while as Wade Barrett wasn't wrestling, his finisher was listed as the Bad News Hammer on WWE.com. They changed it back to Bull Hammer as he returned last week.

Why not call it the Special Delivery or Breaking News?

 

[serenewarfare]

Wasn't named the (Solid) Knee Plus as some point?

There was a poll to help him decide what to name it. Knee Plus won over Bearded Wizard and some other names, but he only used it once in a promo.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

There's a wrasslin' gif for every situation, and our Strobogo makes it possible.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I've lost 1 stone since January.

In WrassleGAF we speak AMERICAN.

 

[Rapstah]

What If:

Tony Schiavone and Larry Zybysko called the Mankind/Undertaker Hell in a Cell match?

The cage! The cage! The cage! Mankind has fallen off the caaaage!

And then something about the toughest man in the history of our sport as he gets off the stretcher.

 

[strobogo]

What If:

Tony Schiavone and Larry Zybysko called the Mankind/Undertaker Hell in a Cell match?

Larry would shit on the whole thing the entire match. Especially Foley and how he's not a real wrestler. Tony would put on a performance about the same level as JR. If there was one thing Tony was great at, it was at big reactions to big spots and moments.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

The cage! The cage! The cage! Mankind has fallen off the caaaage!

And then something about the toughest man in the history of our sport as he gets off the stretcher.

I laughed at the cage talk

 

[Data West]

"These aren't men, they're monsters, Tony. This isn't how it's supposed to be!"

Larry Z would do better than King's squealing.

 

[Aiii]

In WrassleGAF we speak AMERICAN.

That's racist!

 

[Linkified]

Everyone on this forum should

At least he does not go around headbutting people.

I went to school with his kid(he was two years below me) and taught him in the way to overcome your opponents on the footy pitch ....

 

[strobogo]

I laughed at the cage talk

 

[serenewarfare]

Two updates

Update: WWE is starting a #1 contender tournament to the Intercontinental Title tonight on Raw.

Two hours before the start of Raw, WWE announced on their website that a tournament will begin to determine Big E.'s next IC Title challenger.

Satellite provider DirecTV will not be carrying WWE PPVs going forward, including the Extreme Rules PPV on May 4.

DirecTV is not listing the PPV on their Sports PPV package, but TNA's Sacrifice PPV on April 27 and the UFC 172 PPV on April 19 are listed.

 

[Rapstah]

Tournaments are fun!

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

What's with running knee? Too simple?

The Yes! Knee!

The problem is that "knee" is a bad word. It's just not a cool word like "forearm" or "knuckle".

The Movement Knee!

New Page!

I remember on some pre-show or backstage show, Bryan said he'd hit HHH with a "Solid Knee +" I like it.

Retweeted by Brock Lesnar
Paul Heyman ‏@HeymanHustle 7m
Hey @WWE @WWEUniverse ... @BrockLesnar and I TOLD YOU SO!!! pic.twitter.com/rSgBELrEHD

Somewhere out there, Paul Heyman is playing WWE action figures and Brock Lesnar is retweeting it. Internet.

 

[Linkified]

What's with running knee? Too simple?

The Yes! Knee!

The problem is that "knee" is a bad word. It's just not a cool word like "forearm" or "knuckle".

The Movement Knee!

New Page!

It should be something like the Lion's Roar or Dragons Bite get away from the GOAT shtick unless your calling him The Greatest of All Time

 

[Data West]

Lion's Roar is the name of Rusev's theme

 

[slightconfuse]

Does the IC tournament take place on Twitter???

 

[strobogo]

Solid Knee + is a fucking terrible name for the move. It needs either something with dragon or just the flying knee. Not EVERY move needs a gimmicky name. Just like LeBell Lock is most definitely better than the YES/NO Lock.

 

[somedevil]

Two updates

I love how Dean's title is now just an accessory he carries to the ring.

 

[lupinko]

No crucifix pin?

Don't forget figure four on ring post.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Solid Knee + is a fucking terrible name for the move. It needs either something with dragon or just the flying knee. Not EVERY move needs a gimmicky name. Just like LeBell Lock is most definitely better than the YES/NO Lock.

So you don't like the Emmamite Sandwich?

 

[strobogo]

I love how Dean's title is now just an accessory he carries to the ring.

When's the last time he carried it to the ring? I'm pretty sure the only time he brings it out is when he defends it...which is once every 3 months.

 

[Linkified]

Lion's Roar is the name of Rusev's theme

No one cares about the Rusev is theme can be renamed as the Matterhorns Roar.

 

[Data West]

Zeb should have it stripped from him due to him being Unamerican for not carrying it everywhere.

No one cares about the Rusev is theme can be renamed as the Matterhorns Roar.

And 'The Lions Roar' is a terrible name for a flying knee. What's your point?

 

[strobogo]

So you don't like the Emmamite Sandwich?

I don't mind. Most moves are fine with gimmicky names. Especially for a character like Emma. But not ALL moves need a special name and some sound cooler without one. Flying knee strike, flying knee, running knee all sound better than SOLID KNEE PLUS. That's terrible.

 

[serenewarfare]

I'm with stro on this one. Solid Knee Plus is fucking stupid.

 

[The Elite]

Sounds like they are giving a shit about the IC title again. Tournament to determine the number 1 contender tonight plus the almost win by Swagger at a house show.

 

[HerbertFish]

They have to put people in a tournament just to get someone in a feud with Big E. How sad, that's how bland he is. Can't wait until he's opening up superstars in a month.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Solid Knee Plus is the best name.

 

[Rapstah]

Daniel Bryan hits the Scapegoat!

It's the Goatee! He's done!

Can he hit it... yes, Daniel Bryan hits the Goatpox!

 

[strobogo]

Solid Knee Plus is the best name.

Daniel Bryan hits the Scapegoat!

It's the Goatee! He's done!

Can he hit it... yes, Daniel Bryan hits the Goatpox!

You guys are assholes

 

[Data West]

You guys are assholes

What's the matter, did they get your goat?

 

[Linkified]

Zeb should have it stripped from him due to him being Unamerican for not carrying it everywhere.


And 'The Lions Roar' is a terrible name for a flying knee. What's your point?

It isn't ...

 

[serenewarfare]

Even Bearded Wizard is a better name than Solid Knee Plus. And I don't love Bearded Wizard.

 

[strobogo]

How about no animal related naming schemes for any of Bryan's moves...or beards...or wizards

 

[ViewtifulJC]

RIP

 

[Sblargh]

So you don't like the Emmamite Sandwich?

As an #Emmacrat, I love the Emmamite Sandwich as well as the DilEmma and I could even use a similar name for the Emma lock. The Emmawesome Hold!

Here it comes! Bryan is in the corner!

GOAT2SLEEEEEEEEEP!

HAHAHA
I approve!

 

[serenewarfare]

How about no animal related naming schemes for any of Bryan's moves

A wizard isn't an animal.

 

[FallingEdge]

Here it comes! Bryan is in the corner!

GOAT2SLEEEEEEEEEP!

 

[Linkified]

How about no animal related naming schemes for any of Bryan's moves...or beards...or wizards

Fine .... Dragon's Bite it is then...

 

[slightconfuse]

 

[Data West]

get rowdy

 

[strobogo]

Fave Five WORST NAMED WRASSLIN MOVES

5. Stinkface
4. Molly-Go-Round
3. All of Edge's gimmicky moves
2. Pit Stop/Pity City
1. Hat Rack Crack

 

[Data West]

5. Chick Kick
4. Air Canada
3. MaTrish
2. Stratus Splash
1. MaTrish Revolutions

HM: Stratusfaction, Stratusphere

Apparently Trish felt the need to name every move after herself

 

[strobogo]

I feel like Nattie-By-Nature is as bad as any of Trish's moves.

 

[Ultratech]

Solid Knee + is a fucking terrible name for the move. It needs either something with dragon or just the flying knee. Not EVERY move needs a gimmicky name. Just like LeBell Lock is most definitely better than the YES/NO Lock.

Hmm...Flying Dragon Knee?

Killer Knee?

THE MOVE THAT BEAT CENA?

 

[Spider from Mars]

Poor KENTA, is Sami Zayn going to start stealing his Game Over finisher next?

KENTA is GOAT and should be used to gaijins stealing his shit.