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[Data West]

Birmingham, Alabama.

Total Nonstop Action

 

[bean breath]

Guys, remember when Tensai was doing squash matches, then he got in a dancing lingerie match with Brodus a few months later?

Rusev would be lucky to have even that.

Remember when the Ryback would take on two opponents at once? 2 > 1.

Now he has a YouTube account.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

At least we can feel confident that Wyatt will go over. It'll probably be some BS escape, but at least he'll go over.

Probably.

I hope.

Dammit Cena is gonna win again, isn't he?

 

[blackaroni]

Remember when the Ryback would take on two opponents at once? 2 > 1.

Now he has a YouTube account.

Damn. That's just depressing to read.

 

[Razorskin]

 

[Serpentine]

White dudes going super saiyan

ahahahahahahaha omg

 

[serenewarfare]

More like My Fucking Stock Price.

 

[bean breath]

Sheamus needed a new gimmick when he came back. I don't know why they didn't give him one. He needs it more than just about anyone else.

Swagger needs a new finisher.

You just know everything, don't you.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Fuck, watching these Make-a-Wish videos of Cena and yet he's the most hated man in the building at every wrestling event. It's quite surreal to be honest.

 

[Etrian Oddity]

This is awesome

 

[bean breath]

Adam Rose, eh?

Dumb gimmick. Emaciated, strung out rockstar look + trust falls? Yeah, OK.

Queue smartass Ithil response in 3...

2...

1...

 

[serenewarfare]

Also, I hope people don't complain when Shield-Evolution is the main event of Extreme Rules and not the Bryan match. I'm all for champions being last on the card, but this is an exception.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

One thing that's interesting about this Cena doc; He's completely fucking isolated from the roster.

I mean I'm sure he isn't irl, but this doc is making me think otherwise.

 

[bean breath]

Does it bug anyone else that Sandow's shirt says I > U

That's the intended effect, mark.

 

[Plywood]

Stand back bitches, it's 2004 again!

Why does Batista looked poised to cry?

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

HHH in god tier heel mode, telling the Bama crowd to believe in Evolution.

I don't mind the Evolution angle. I just hate how they're handling and booking 90% of the other guys.

I like the IC title tournament. They really need to do something with the US title though.

Wyatt/Cena feud is on life support. Most marks probably don't care though.

Bryan vs the Authority angle is starting to get stale and I have no idea where they're going with it.

They need to start pushing some of their heels.

Sandow getting punched out by Big Show was god awful. What did the guy do to be booked as a massive jobber?

ugghhh

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Why does Batista looked poised to cry?

MyFuckingFailedReturn.gif

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

The botox in him are legit shook

 

[Plywood]

May Wrasslin |OT| Evolution is just a theory, idiots.

It's early, but yes please.

 

[serenewarfare]

Will we ever again be as legit shook as when Taker lost? What would have to happen? Other than Cena doing a clean job, of course.

 

[Plywood]

MyFuckingFailedReturn.gif

bootista needs a hug

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

Will we ever again be as legit shook as when Taker lost? What would have to happen? Other than Cena doing a clean job, of course.

A Cena heel turn would have me shook as fuck.

 

[blackaroni]

Iron sharpens iron. They're making Big E talk now that he's about to cough up the belt.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Will we ever again be as legit shook as when Taker lost? What would have to happen? Other than Cena doing a clean job, of course.

C'mon! we just had this conversation, where's that BryanKneeToCenaCleanAsFuck.gif???

 

[bean breath]

Even an Alabama mark crowd loves the Wyatts and claps along.

You can't make fun of America, Irish.

 

[blackaroni]

Wait, did Sheamus hit the brogue kick OUTTA NOWHERE with his "damaged" leg/ankle?

 

[Razorskin]

I really hope they use Bo Dallas' 1st theme when he debuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCMUVKlZCyI

 

[bean breath]

That lighting is perfect for him

It's slimming, just like the shirt he wrestles in.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

I wonder how Cena would fare in an episode of Top Gear given his love of American muscle cars?

 

[bean breath]

I met someone at PAX East who was acting like Bray Wyatt in terms of how he spoke.

I hated that person.

You needed to take your intolerant butt over to the Equality Corner.

 

[lovely ladies]

The botox in him are legit shook

Honestly, I could stand his smaller self in his return but his face still freaks me out. I don't know how the hell he thought it was a good idea.

 

[serenewarfare]

C'mon! we just had this conversation, where's that BryanKneeToCenaCleanAsFuck.gif???

Obviously I know about the Bryan one. I loved it. I was kidding.

 

[bean breath]

he did the "roll tide" thing

wow what a tool

I know.

War Eagle.

 

[Sblargh]

#BelieveInEvolution is the best hashtag WWE ever did. I wonder how much it will keep trending fueled by angry people who think it's a political thing. And then next monday there will be a "Did you know: The hashtag #BelieveInEvolution trended for 5 days!" and Michael Cole won't shut up about how sucessfull they are on twitter.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Honestly, I could stand his smaller self in his return but his face still freaks me out. I don't know how the hell he thought it was a good idea.

It's just sad really. He probably thought he was gonna seriously one up Rock with his schedule also. But naw, he taps at Wrestlemania. Again.

Spoiler

I ain't mad tho

Obviously I know about the Bryan one. I loved it. I was kidding.

It's pretty unreal in the grand scheme of things.

Holy shit this Cena doc NEVER ENDS.

 

[bean breath]

Wow Cena please

More like,

"Please, Cena, don't hurt 'em"

 

[Carnby]

It sounds like Raw was a decent show this week. Help me understand. Rate it on a scale of 1 to 10.

 

[serenewarfare]

It sounds like Raw was a decent show this week. Help me understand. Rate it on a scale of 1 to 10.

7.5. Could talk me into 8 maybe. Definitely a good show and worth the watch.

 

[geomon]

http://abload.de/img/ssssssc2juc.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

Better when it was his TNA debut.

 

[bean breath]

Wasted away again in Margaritaville~

Are you man enough to wear white pants, Bionic?

 

[DMczaf]

Mattel face scanner guys say that John Cena can nail every expression on the first try.

Suck it nerds.

Spoiler

this is 2004

 

[Pavaloo]

I really wish Kane would get a redesign if he put on the mask again. Old costume is stale.

 

[bean breath]

How the fuck does Bray Wyatt not be crazy over in a place like Alabama?

Nah, this is the look that's super over in Alabama

Ain't that right, Dragonzord?

 

[lovely ladies]

I really wish Kane would get a redesign if he put on the mask again. Old costume is stale.

Back to the full bodysuit!

 

[bean breath]

Bryan has never REALLY beaten Cena so it doesn't matter.

Uhhhh

Errrrrr

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Are you man enough to wear white pants, Bionic?

 

[bean breath]

I should scroll down further next time >_>

 

[geomon]

http://i.minus.com/i1NXXtU00hRje.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

lol! That's better than the Aces and 8's reaction gif.

edit: New Paige

[IMG]http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-0/c0.302.526.350/1613925_546416035477799_9066971060465159919_n.jpg

 

[serenewarfare]

Which flat as fuck surprise was this from?

 

[Data West]

lol! That's better than the Aces and 8's reaction gif.

get out of my thread