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April Wrasslin' |OT| The Spirit of the Ultimate Warrior Will Run Forever!
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serenewarfare
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Cena was terrible tonight but his "no one wants to see me get a push" line was amazing.
Serpentine
Banned
people were speculating that when he wakes up from the punch, he's gonna be dumb from the damage
It's either that or nothing at all and he continues being the biggest jobber in the world
Ziggles? That loser? pls. It should be someone who is fit to hang with champions. Ziggler is barely a midcarder. You need a guy who's gonna be a certified main eventer. A Main Event Player, if you will.
Ninja Scooter
Member
What is that little fist pump thing Cesaro does supposed to be?
serenewarfare
Banned
Machine gun.
bean breath
Member
Felt the exact same way. I wasn't watching when this faction was last active so I had zero context at all.
He's just letting everyone know that he wants to go clubbin.
Ninja Scooter
Member
it looks sort of....lame? I can't be the only one who thinks that. He seems to be acting like a face when he comes out but with Heyman he's clearly a heel. It's weird.
It's supposed to be mimicking the twin Oerlikon 20mm cannon. It's a Swiss autocannon based on the German Becker Type M2.
Cesaro was/is of Swiss-German origin.
That was good, shame about the rest of his Cena-isms and these photoshops, welp.
"Chastity Lynn Wyatt?" Chastity Lynn is the name of a pornstar:
CENA PLS
Just seems like they want him berried 8ft deep.
polyh3dron
Banned
It's like Minowaman but with stage fright.
Seriously, The Real Americans were never over. It was always just Cesaro. He needs to get that theme song.
lovely ladies
Member
Isn't that Batista's deal? That's gimmick infringement.
sf2fanatic
Member
Hope so.
serenewarfare
Banned
As bad as Cena was tonight, and he was at his worst, Wyatt is so incredibly good on the mic that I don't think this'll be the death of him like it is with most Cena opponents.
I felt the same when he first came onto Raw. But it grew on me a bit
serenewarfare
Banned
What the hell Batista? Great picture moment and you ruined it.
bean breath
Member
How can anyone hate John Cena? That's like hating oxygen.
I think it's cool Orton still wear his daughters hairband.
"Dammit I just wanna pass out already" Batista, 2014
lovely ladies
Member
Even Batista's fist looks tired compared to the other two.
bean breath
Member
John Cena at the Barrett Jackson auto auction is great. Just like Cena at ESPN, Cena in Iraq, Cena getting scanned by Mattel. All of it really.
lovely ladies
Member
It wasn't bad, certainly could have been worse with Bryan not present.
Serpentine
Banned
Surprisingly dece. Not as good as last week's episode and had its share of awful moments (Jokester Cena makes his return) but yeah overall it's alright
bean breath
Member
Normal people don't notice this stuff.
serenewarfare
Banned
It's been chilling in the background for a while now.
BNB coming out with the budget midboss cape, lol
Now I feel bad for never noticing.
bean breath
Member
So what does it mean if I believe in the Shield?
Professor Beef
Banned
That's AMERICA'S theme, not that dirty foreigner's.
I seriously don't get why they just don't give Cesaro his old music, this song is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXNwZQ1bVCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXNwZQ1bVCk
serenewarfare
Banned
That you don't believe in Evolution obviously.
bean breath
Member
Great actor. A natural.
Serpentine
Banned
yeah this theme is awesome. i don't know what they're saying but it's badass
British Monsoon
Member
Cesaro should have his old Claudio Castagnoli theme (minus the Queen sample at the start);
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSB4Ocv1Qsk
UWFi, "PRO-WRESTLING WORLD", 1995.01.16
Nippon Budokan, Tokyo
16,500 Fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7M_vic2RgE
1. UWFi Standing Bout: Gong Yuttachai vs Rodney Brockfield
2. Kenichi Yamamoto vs Hiromitsu Kanehara
3. Yoshihiro Takayama vs Tom Burton
4. Bad News Allen vs Tatsuo Nakano
5. Naoki Sano & Kazushi Sakuraba vs Yoji Anjo & Masahito Kakihara
6. Kiyoshi Tamura vs Jean Lydick
7. Nobuhiko Takada & Billy Scott vs Kazuo Yamazaki & James Stone
8. Pro-Wrestling World Heavyweight Title: Super Vader (c) vs Gary Albright
Ignore the opening match, it's bad kickboxing that goes on way too long. The rest is good fun, though - Yamamoto vs Kanehara, Takayama vs Burton and Tamura vs Lydick are worth a watch. The main event's pretty good, as you'd expect, while Sano & Sakuraba vs Anjo & Kakihara's probably the best match on the card. James Stone is Little Guido/Nunzio. Surprisingly, he doesn't get murdered by Takada (but only because Yamazaki murders Billy Scott first).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSB4Ocv1Qsk
UWFi, "PRO-WRESTLING WORLD", 1995.01.16
Nippon Budokan, Tokyo
16,500 Fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7M_vic2RgE
1. UWFi Standing Bout: Gong Yuttachai vs Rodney Brockfield
2. Kenichi Yamamoto vs Hiromitsu Kanehara
3. Yoshihiro Takayama vs Tom Burton
4. Bad News Allen vs Tatsuo Nakano
5. Naoki Sano & Kazushi Sakuraba vs Yoji Anjo & Masahito Kakihara
6. Kiyoshi Tamura vs Jean Lydick
7. Nobuhiko Takada & Billy Scott vs Kazuo Yamazaki & James Stone
8. Pro-Wrestling World Heavyweight Title: Super Vader (c) vs Gary Albright
Ignore the opening match, it's bad kickboxing that goes on way too long. The rest is good fun, though - Yamamoto vs Kanehara, Takayama vs Burton and Tamura vs Lydick are worth a watch. The main event's pretty good, as you'd expect, while Sano & Sakuraba vs Anjo & Kakihara's probably the best match on the card. James Stone is Little Guido/Nunzio. Surprisingly, he doesn't get murdered by Takada (but only because Yamazaki murders Billy Scott first).
sf2fanatic
Member
So that's what it is? Trying to figure what he has on
lovely ladies
Member
British Monsoon
Member
Hah, I totally forgot Cesaro used the 1812 Overture for a while in ROH;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvuogIAxmZE
I wouldn't mind seeing that return, actually...preferably after they reinstate King of the Ring, which Cesaro wins. King Cesaro!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvuogIAxmZE
I wouldn't mind seeing that return, actually...preferably after they reinstate King of the Ring, which Cesaro wins. King Cesaro!
bean breath
Member
I've been dropping the ball on the TNA front lately. We have a strong core group of fans here, I see plenty of TNA avatars out there.
Baby steps.
sf2fanatic
Member
bean breath
Member
It's a mystery. You weren't there, Keyser Soze.
I love how during the Legends Roundtable on Worst Characters Mick brings up Ron Simmons' dumb ass blue helmet for Farooq, and then Michael Hayes goes "but you see, it was ahead of its time! If he came out today, he could have been in that one Carmen Electra movie....the Spartans!"
Yup, he doesn't reference Gladiator or 300....he references Meet the Spartans.
Yup, he doesn't reference Gladiator or 300....he references Meet the Spartans.
Professor Beef
Banned
Fuck Michael Hayes.
bean breath
Member
Like his plastic girlfriend?
serenewarfare
Banned
It's Michael Hayes. I don't know what you were expecting.
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