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April Wrasslin' |OT| The Spirit of the Ultimate Warrior Will Run Forever!
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Was she a lady OR A CHICK?
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Pursed lips = Miz's final form
Beats "The Very Likely, Expected, Helped, Unimpressive".
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I was hoping for "Prepared-Looking"
blackaroni
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Lol, harsh man, but not wrong.
serenewarfare
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I'd like to think I make WrassleGAF a better place. You don't appreciate me now, but you will.
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I don't know shit about Disney but I hear it's smooth as butter once you make it in. Just go and do whatever. Deal with consequences later.
Pursed lips, flopping hair, winking with both eyes while putting himself in a head lock = Miz's final form
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And a couch coming from orbit to hit him at the same time a chair is thrown at him and Cesaro bangs his head against the barricade forever and ever.
So you're saying Batista should be kept far away from the title?
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Why would I say something like that? Dude's gonna look great getting all these comic book nerds to buy the WWE Network to see a bearded little manlet try to take the title from Big Dave. They can live vicariously.
Gonna hurt the bank account no doubt. But times are good so gotta take advantage (within reason).
You never know when HARD TIMES gonna hit again.
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AJ looks like Viola Swamp. Jeezus.
serenewarfare
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Those are terrible.
It's really hard to believe he's still in such bad ring shape having been back full time for 2 1/2 months. Dude needs to be sent down to NXT. It's embarrassing. I bet it played as big of a part as anything in Bryan getting the title instead. I'd expect Rock to come back and be blown up since he has a crazy schedule and only worked one match a year, plus with massive bulk. Batista was coming back full time and didn't even bother to try to get into ring shape? And now that he's back full time for months, he still looks like he's gassed walking to the ring? Come the fuck on, Dave.
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Good lord, Gigantism!
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Batista has ALWAYS sweat like a hog in the ring even at the best of times.
Watched a Smackdown from 07 on the Network at lunch. Batista vs Taker in a STEEL CAGE.
All I could think about was how much of a bummer it is cage matches aren't used like how they are supposed to - they're supposed to appear whenever there's a cowardly heel so that the guy after him gets his hands on him.
Watched a Smackdown from 07 on the Network at lunch. Batista vs Taker in a STEEL CAGE.
All I could think about was how much of a bummer it is cage matches aren't used like how they are supposed to - they're supposed to appear whenever there's a cowardly heel so that the guy after him gets his hands on him.
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Yup. he may have been hailed as a returning hero like they predicted if he looked anywhere near his old shape. Probably would have been more believable for Vinny Mac to be pulling for Orton.
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y'all don't complain about Flair doing this
well maybe you do
well maybe you do
Dr Duncan Steel
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b-b-b-b-but striations?
Don't hate on Brotista, his botox is the definition of what it means to be a wrestler.
lovely ladies
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Big E would be holding the World Championship belt if he looked like that in real life, look how mean he looks!
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I agree.
Also everyone else needs to stop razzing Big Dave. He's a movie star. The next Rock.
Arrowgigantic
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His name is Bert Teaster.
Batista is older than the Rock.
Dr Duncan Steel
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You just don't get it.....I.......LOVE....this....business.......and I came here for one thing......and one thing only......and that's becomingWWWORLDHEAVYWEIGHTCHAMPION......DEALWITHIT... *dies*
Much like Sunny's now inferior avatar, it's simply a brick wall. There's nothing you can do to change it at this rate and in the words of his best friend Batista himself, "Deal with it."
Oh hey nice avi! It's the only direction they have to take for Lesnar to have. He needs to straight up murdah foos. He is what everyone should praise, not this Knock-off Rock who's wrestling career is so damaged, a full-time schedule can't fix it, let alone salvage it.
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Yet wrassles more than him, gotta respect Big Dave. He LOVES the business.
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Batista needs to channel the form when he turned on Mysterio, he looked like a beast then.
serenewarfare
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What is this from?
serenewarfare
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Reminds me of the Punk/Chavo segment from WWECW
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I think there's a misconception that he needs Heyman. He doesn't need a talker, he can talk. But Heyman helps his act.
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Flavor of the month, my ass.
Why does she only have half a pair of pants?
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Brock has a surprisingly soft, quiet voice. Heyman helps but Brock can indeed talk.
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