Using this from mtsmylie for my own predictions!
Also taking a gamble on watching it through the WWE Network. Hopefully it works (I think it will). Not looking forward to splitting my time between Wrasslemania and Game of Thrones from the 9:00-10:00 hour though.
Predictions:
Tag Team Champions The Usos vs. Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans vs. Ryback & Curtis Axel (Pre-Show match)
Usos because Total Divas, but this match will have a ton of good spots like the Cesaro swing.
Andre the Giant ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I think it's going to be better than expected, but still kinda poop. Want Ziggler, but going with Big E. for the win.
The Shield vs. Kane & The New Age Outlaws
Going to be the Shield because there's no reason for it not to be. Hopefully they whip some ass and send the NAO away indefinitely.
Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H
D-Bry comes out on top with some shenanigans, Hunter gets mad and enters himself in the Championship match regardless. I like the Fatal 4-Way thing.
Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational
I feel like they're gonna stick with AJ. They haven't taken the belt off her yet despite the Total Divas shit, so I don't see why they'd do it now. Maybe it's just me, but none of the other Divas feel or act like champions material anyways.
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt
Bray wins in a solid match. Gonna go out on a limb and say the match is clean. Cena takes one for the team and puts over Bray like the good guy he is.
The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar
There's no way Bork posed a threat to the streak regardless of the build-up. This is probably going to be a wonderful match, but I'm calling AT LEAST two F-5's to the Taker for him to count-out of, a slew of MMA holds, a little blood, and Bork to take the pinfall after he gets out of a last ride and two tombstones.
BONUS PREDICTION: Bork to bring back the shooting star.
WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton vs. Batista vs. ? (Bryan and/or HHH)
This is going to be a shit match. Heart says Bryan, but we all know it's gonna be Brotista.
BONUS PREDICTION 2: Here's my play-by-play of the final moments of the championship match.
Cole: "Well King, with Batista now buried under a pile of rubble that was the Spanish announce table and Randy knocked out cold by two pedigrees and a running knee, we're left with just Daniel Bryan and HHH."
Lawler: Ooooooohhhh booooyyyyy, Cole! This is unbelievable!"
Crowd: "DAN-YUL BRY-EN clap clap clapclapclap"
Cole: "Triple H has got him in the pedigree!" HHH slams D-Bry, our sorrows go with him. Our hearts melt as Bryan hits the mat.
Triple H: "I AM THE CHAMPION. I OWN THIS RING."
HHH goes for the pinfall.
1...
2...
*glass shatters*
DUM DUM DADUM DADUM
Lawler: "IT'S STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!"
Crowd collectively shits pants, HHH stares soullessly into Austin's eyes.
Austin stunners HHH, Hunter's head flies into first row. Drags Bryan's body across the now decapitated HHH, Mankind style.
"1... 2... 3!"
NEWWWWW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONNNNNN DANIELLLLL BRYANNNNN
Stone Cold walks up the ramp, middle fingers in the air.
Copyright logo flashes. WWE.
Now
Then
Forever
(end show)