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[MaestroMike]

Just kind of curious. I used to be smaller/weaker and probably couldn't lift most average sized chicks lol. I think I can lift average size and smaller women now. But anyone 5'8 and taller probably not.

Edit:. Basically can you handle your woman like Thor ?!

 

[Richard Packer]

Over my fucking head.

 

[Nymphae]

I mean she's my girlfriend so clearly

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Yes. Actually I crack her lower back using my shoulder, usually my right.

 

[triplestation]

what fun is a girlfriend you cant toss around like a ragdoll - triplestation 2020

 

[Neolombax]

Of course....she's much heavier now though after 2 kids. Can't carry her over long distances.

 

[MastAndo]

No, but her boyfriend can.

 

[haxan7]

Latest one, easily as she's petite.

I also used to carry around my college girlfriend who was 5'10, which was a bit more of a challenge admittedly.

 

[Jtibh]

Every time she calls me fat i demonstrate how fat she is by picking her up about 1 inches from the ground all while cursing you fucking fat pig you are breaking my back.

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

Before baby, yes. After baby, still yes but not as well. Put on some L B’s

 

[MasterCornholio]

What if she's like Abby and picks you up instead?

 

[King of Foxes]

Very easily, she weighs 57kg and I weigh 93kg

 

[Rival]

.

 

[highrider]

Yes I can pick up your wife and girlfriend

 

[Deleted member 1159]

She’s 120, the second I can’t pick her up I commit seppuku

 

[godhandiscen]

I can, but just barely, she is tall. I can pin her against the bed just fine though.

 

[Vyse1800]

Follow up thread: Does your wife/girlfriend credibly threaten you with an ass beating?

 

[Gamerguy84]

Mine has put on weight and I broke my back and cant get surgery yet.

I know this one girl that had a valve on her ring finger. She got married five times. Everytime she got married she would inflate big time. Every time she was single she would be skinny and hot.

 

[ResilientBanana]

I pick her up over my head constantly. Love it.

 

[teezzy]

I'm proud to admit I've never dated anyone I couldn't lift.

Fat people disgust me.

 

[JayK47]

Bunch of liars up in here.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Yes to pickup and throw around but hell no to one armed lift. Wifey's weight has been much the same after two kids, I'd say she is in better shape now than her earlier years. She's a dog walking gym junkie. Also it helps I'm 6'1" and she's 5'8".

 

[Foamy]

Are you sure you're not the wife OP?


Anyway I'm 225 lbs and my wife is 145 lbs.
I'll power bomb her ass through a table.
*makes champions belt around waist motion

 

[Anki]

No option for: i dont have a girlfriend/ wife?

 

[ExpandKong]

Yes but only for sex

 

[Rentahamster]

Nope. Taller than me.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Yes but only for sex

this.

 

[Stilton Disco]

I’m a foot taller than her, I’d be embarrassed if I couldn’t.

 

[Grinchy]

When I was 15, I thought I could bench press my girlfriend based on no real-world criteria whatsoever other than the fact that I could do pushups, so why not?

We were at a party and I kept talking up how I could do it and got embarrassed in front of everyone when I dropped her on my face.

 

[epicnemesis]

What type of carry are we talking about? I’m pretty sure it’s a yes to any way to carry her, but if we are doing the “carry over the threshold style” it would be hard enough that it might offend her. The gunshow has been closed for a while unfortunately.

If we are talking sack of potatoes or her holding on to me I can carry all day. My back and legs are stronger than they have any business being considering I haven’t worked out on a regular basis in years.

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

My girlfriend is 130lbs soaking wet. I doubt I would have much trouble picking her up, get a running start and chucking almost clear across my room...with a roll.

Edit: Obviously I wouldn't do that. As long as she stops taking my most comfortable fucking pillow every goddamned night. Such an act is tantamount to bed treason.

 

[and 3 others]

I've always have been. But I'm ungodly strong, so...it's never been an issue.

 

[Orpheum]

she's 120lbs. Absolutely i can

 

[The Pleasure]

She gained weight and I got weaker with the back injury. I can still pick her up, but I can't walk around with her or toss her on my shoulder anymore.

 

[bad guy]

Seems like you're all a bunch of pedos and can't lift a real battleship of a woman.

 

[xrnzaaas]

Yes, but it's not easy because we have similar weight.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I can't handle her the way thor can but yes I can pick up my gf. Speaking of you can tell she just loves that shit. She probably encourages him to manhandle her.

 

[and 3 others]

Yes, but it's not easy because we have similar weight.

 

[GeorgPrime]

I mean she's my girlfriend so clearly

Thats.... cunning xD

 

[DoomGyver]

I want a girlfriend that can pick me up.