Are you good at public speaking?

I'm not, however that is not because I get nervous. But I am unable to keep the attention from the crowd, because I hardly find the things I have to say interesting myself. That makes me boring to listen to. Works fine when it is about things I do like, though.

The best thing I've learned to keep people their attention, is to every now and then (slowly) walk from one side to the other and to not be a 100% serious at all times.
 
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What I lack in public speaking I more than make up for in public masturbation.
 
Am I good?

Sir, I am greatest orator since Cicero. I could convert even the most diehard Tory supporters into socialist, Jeremy Corbyn lovers with my godlike rhetoric abilities.

So yeah. I'm alright at it.
 
I'm awesome at it. I guess I don't have that gene that makes people nervous about it. Being in school plays and stuff as a kid...debate. Public performance plays a big part in my career.
 
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