Congratulations, you are now white and no longer Asian. Please call the enclosed number (1-800-BE-WHITE) on your phone if your epicanthic fold has not changed overnight. Rs and Ls in speech patterns should revert almost immediately. Hair density in certain regions should normalize over 4-6 weeks. If your penis is still under 5 inches or your vagina has not reoriented within the next week, please consult a physician.You made me laugh out loud at work >:O
YOU DEVIL. I am supposed to be super reliable, hard working, never complaining Asian employee!!! What have you done!!!