Don't skip classes for a week to fly to another country to fuck a friend.
Don't skip classes for a week to raid 16 hours a day for 7 days.
Don't skip classes for a week after attending a rave and taking xtc.
Don't skip classes for a week to do drugs of any kind.
Don't skip classes to sell drugs.
Don't skip class for a week to fly to Disneyland/Vegas/Florida.
Don't get involved with drug dealers.
Don't go to shady parties.
Don't wander around by yourself in the crappy parts of town.
Don't park too far away from campus. Try having a friend with you.
Buy pepper spray.
Don't bring a bb gun. People will think it is real and you will cause panic.
Don't try sneaking in your pets unless you are sure they won't run away.
Don't bother making brownies from scratch. Make then from Ghirardelli (use two boxes), throw away the box, and claim you made them. Everyone will love them and be too high to ask you for the recipe the next day.
Don't drink or smoke too much. Having a panic attack over going to jail, and or puking undigested chunks of spaghetti from the dining hall, is not fun at all.
Don't stress too much about love. You aren't going to marry your first, probably.
If she's disloyal drop her like she's a ferocious ball ripping possum.
Study dates in the library, with boba and candy, can be fun. Convince yourself of this and it's all good.
Don't have sex in the library, there are cameras and students.
Don't have sex just because people can't see it. They can hear it too.
Don't have sex in the same room as your friends. Or anyone.
Buy a bathrobe.
Be careful with your money and don't over spend on your credit card.
If you have a job, save as much as you can.
Try to join a professional club. They will help you with internships and interviews.
Good luck and have fun