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[jred2k]

Yeeeeah but Cena beat Brock, showing the power of his indomitable spirit and never give up attitude.

Cena can't even be seen. What power is this?

 

[strobogo]

When did he defeat Kane? That never happened.

Pretty sure that happened sometime in 2002 or 2003. Maybe. Idk. Even without Kane, this list is impossible to beat.

 

[Man God]

What about J-E-DOUBLE F (ha-ha) J-A-DOUBLE R-E-DOUBLE T?

He has:

All of the powers that be
Creative Control.
He's the greatest performer/lover/fighter/musician in the world, that's a lot of multiclassing.
The Stroke.

 

[Sephzilla]

Yeeeeah but Cena beat Brock, showing the power of his indomitable spirit and never give up attitude.

He beat Brock before Brock absorbed the power of HHH and Taker.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Pretty sure that happened sometime in 2002 or 2003. Maybe. Idk. Even without Kane, this list is impossible to beat.

It never happened. The only time they interacted was at Royal Rumble 2002. Kane chokeslammed Lesnar, and Lesnar F5'd Kane.

Lesnar has never defeated Kane.

Never.

Never.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

btw this Matt Sydal youshoot is underwhelming. Dude is way too nice to give us the goods. Not a bad thing to say about anyone. I want DIRT, goddammit.

 

[strobogo]

Dungeon of Doom is a good shout though.


Powers:

Can create a physical realm that others are able to enter at any building via portal
Said realm has water that is not hot and no Hulkamaniacs
The power of dry ice
The power to warp reality to avoid gimmick trademarks

 

[Dick Justice]

Bork did say that the only guy he couldn't beat in arm wrestling was Kane.

Anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDBv9hhMWek

 

[Deleted member 47027]

If the Dungeon can get rid of Hulkamaniacs that's a very legit and serious power. The trick is getting people into their realm.

 

[British Monsoon]

Lesnar has never defeated Kane.

He has, but it was a house show;

http://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=23693

If you believe that you absorb energy/souls from those you defeat, Brock Lesnar is the most powerful being to ever exist in wrasslin.

A part timer like Brock could never hope to accumulate as many souls as someone like Bruno, who chewed up and spat out everyone on the east coast for an entire decade.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

He has, but it was a house show;

http://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=23693

NOT. CANON.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Kane is to Lesnar as ants are to humans.

They walk the same ground, but there's no reason to concern oneself with such miniscule pests.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Bruno is like an old warlord that destroyed the landscape he was in for an eternity. Often talked about, rarely faced.

 

[Vylash]

Sheamus made Big Show look good so I'm pretty sure he wins

 

[Autumn Wind]

btw this Matt Sydal youshoot is underwhelming. Dude is way too nice to give us the goods. Not a bad thing to say about anyone. I want DIRT, goddammit.

I kind of figured from the preview video it wouldn't live up to the hype and that he wouldn't rip people. Oh well.

 

[strobogo]

He has, but it was a house show;

http://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=23693



A part timer like Brock could never hope to accumulate as many souls as someone like Bruno, who chewed up and spat out everyone on the east coast for an entire decade.

The people Bruno chewed up and spat out had no powers like those of the Undertaker or HHH, friend.

 

[jred2k]

If the Dungeon can get rid of Hulkamaniacs that's a very legit and serious power. The trick is getting people into their realm.

Didn't you know a guy that can move between realms?

 

[Gorillaz]

Kane is to Lesnar as ants are to humans.

They walk the same ground, but there's no reason to concern oneself with such miniscule pests.

2poetic4me

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I kind of figured from the preview video it wouldn't live up to the hype and that he wouldn't rip people. Oh well.

Don't get me wrong - that's good. But I wanted more dirt! Not done yet though.

 

[Sephzilla]

I'm convinced that Lesnar is in the top spot now. His power is to render everyone else a mere human, and then he steals their soul like goddamn Shang Tsung.

Lesnar would walk into the Dungeon of Doom, drink the water, and take over the group.

 

[Man God]

The people Bruno chewed up and spat out had no powers like those of the Undertaker or HHH, friend.

They had the power of chest hair, a power not to be underestimated.

 

[jmdajr]

 

[strobogo]

I'd love to see Brock vs Warrior

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Bruno is backstory. The worldbuilding text in RPGs that no one except the diehard nerds read/know about. He's like the stuff in the Mass Effect Codex prior to humans finding the first Mass Relay. Just some stuff to give the lore flavor, but not really relevant anymore because reasons.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Kane is to Lesnar as ants are to humans.

They walk the same ground, but there's no reason to concern oneself with such miniscule pests.

Prime Kane shot lightning out of his hand.

Lightning. And fire balls. That's canon. Besides, in an actual match Kane would win by default as Lesnar only wrestles on major PPVs, and Kane's big matches happen on TV. Lesnar doesn't have the dates on his contract to battle Kane.

Kane wins!

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Fireballs are common though. Even Hogan threw flash paper.

 

[Man God]

NEW OSW

http://oswreview.com/media/oswreview40/

 

[Sephzilla]

Canon to WCW means canon to WWF

This man scared off the four horsemen. If he stuck around there's no idea how dominant he could be.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Fireballs are common though. Even Hogan threw flash paper.

Not flash paper. Fire balls. Canon.

And lightning bolts.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I can't fuck with lightning bolts. Taker did detonate a casked at Mania 30 though.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Anybody ever read those old batshit insane Undertaker comics? Shit was nuts

 

[lovely ladies]

I'm convinced that Lesnar is in the top spot now. His power is to render everyone else a mere human, and then he steals their soul like goddamn Shang Tsung.

Lesnar would walk into the Dungeon of Doom, drink the water, and take over the group.

I think Cena would be Shang Tsung with his soul sucking, stealing others' spotlight routine, Goro/Kintaro/Motaro is Bork and HHH is Shao Khan.

Zack Ryder is Stryker.

 

[kiguel182]

NEW OSW

http://oswreview.com/media/oswreview40/

Well, looks like I have something to watch tonight.

Friday night watching OSW reviews. That's depressing.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

The comics are also canon as well. Let's get nuts.

 

[Sephzilla]

The comics are also canon as well. Let's get nuts.

Oh fuck.

I'm pretty sure its Taker in a landslide then.

 

[Dick Justice]

 

[SoulPlaya]

Mind games.

 

[Sephzilla]

Mind games.

I like to believe that unmasked Kane simply lost his powers

 

[Dick Justice]

Mind games.

Mind games with his partner in crime operating the pyro, sure.

 

[jred2k]

The comics are also canon as well. Let's get nuts.

We need a report on the Scooby Doo movie from Aiii. Who knows what mythical powers could be locked away in that video?

 

[SoulPlaya]

Anybody ever read those old batshit insane Undertaker comics? Shit was nuts

Kane had the best lines.

In one of the issues, he saves an orphanage. Great guy.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Oh fuck.

I'm pretty sure its Taker in a landslide then.

 

[SoulPlaya]

I like to believe that unmasked Kane simply lost his powers

He gained them back in 2010, though.

Mind games.

 

[British Monsoon]

The people Bruno chewed up and spat out had no powers like those of the Undertaker or HHH, friend.

Bruno was on top in an era where HHH or Mean Mark wouldn't even have made it to the main event to face Bruno

Also, Inoki - he's beat everyone. Hogan Prime, Andre, Backlund, Fujinami, Flair, Brody, Hansen, Vader, Sayama, Tiger Jeet, etc. 701 singles matches, 49 losses.

 

[jmdajr]

 

[VoxPop]

I miss the days of guys going stiff on jobbers or just plain not giving a fuck if they left em paralyzed.

 

[Dick Justice]

Of course it's a black guy that Taker accidentally on purposes. Of course.

I miss the days of guys going stiff on jobbers or just plain not giving a fuck if they left em paralyzed.

Yeah, fuck those guys. Buncha pussies amirite? What we need is Cena burying Jobber limbs along with their careers.

 

[NoRéN]

Oh shit! Sorry not sorry.

 

[VoxPop]

Of course it's a black guy that Taker accidentally on purposes. Of course.



Yeah, fuck those guys. Buncha pussies amirite? What we need is Cena burying Jobber limbs along with their careers.

You are right.

True badass.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Taker has botched the tombstone plenty of times. Dude's an asshole.

And apparently, a racist, as well.