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August Wrasslin |OT| When Russo Shoots, He Shoots To Kill
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Dick Justice
Banned
Well he did narrate the intro to Wrestlemania 6
Kane's sexist. Or an equal opportunity ass-kicker. Whichever you prefer.
the carnage!
Vince is akin to Galactus I think. He devoured most of the NWA and WCW, and he was around before the WWE Universe existed.
Damn, what a chokeslam.
Kane's sexist. Or an equal opportunity ass-kicker. Whichever you prefer.
Kane was defending the honor of his wife, Lita, who is more powerful than any of Taker's wives (Paul Bearer, Mideon, etc.).
Damn, you, Kane! Why must all women love you?!?!
His wife that he took hostage and raped before she was his wife.
Dick Justice
Banned
Net_Wrecker
Member
CM Punk wins then because he existed independent of Vince and continued to do so even within Vince's Universe. Now he managed to escape with lots of loot AND his soul while still having a legion of people carry his name forward even in his absence.
CM Punk >>> WWE Universe. Stay mad WrassleGAF
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Deleted member 47027
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Cena's power to will disease away is definitely a holy trait, and he'd be with Huk HOGGINS>
Raped? She said, yes. Now, Kane was going to break Matt's neck if she didn't, but she said yes. Then, she loved him.
Man, the WWE is sick.
CM Punk would have never been a wrassler without Vince shaping reality to allow it.
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Deleted member 47027
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Lots of other people have managed to exist independent of Vince. Nice try! Just because someone is unemployed doesn't mean they've beaten the system!
Also Punk tapped to Taker in a heartbeat.
CM Punk would have never been a wrassler without Vince shaping reality to allow it.
Very true
Dick Justice
Banned
Dick Justice
Banned
Net_Wrecker
Member
Stop retconning, breh. Worse than Kojima.
Japan wins in that case, which goes back to Bootaaay's pick of Inoki. He even turtled and beat up Muhammad Ali's legs. Plus they helped popularize the offshoot Entertainment Industry of MMA which slayed the dragon known as "Wrasslin The Terrible."
Inoki is definitely high up there. But he has lost some power by slapping so many people. But he shook hands with Brock. No slap. Hand shake, signifying respect and equals.
Net_Wrecker
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So we just went in a circle to arrive back at the truth. Brock wins.
#BloodUrineVomitPiss
#BloodUrineVomitPiss
Mr. Luchador
Member
So we just went in a circle to arrive back at the truth. Brock wins.
#BloodUrineVomitPiss
I think we've just discovered the moment Brock Lesnar messed up his internal organs.
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Deleted member 47027
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Matt Sydal just dished that he got high as fuck with Hacksaw Jim and it was a special life moment of his.
What a fucking idiot.
Autumn Wind
Member
Yeah he definitely sounds high in this interview although when you look at YouShoot with Sandman, YouShoot with New Jack, and Breaking Kayfabe with Marty Jannetty this is not new territory for KC.
Yeah seriously. Who would want to get high with Hacksaw of all people?
Oh my god I forgot about that stupid fucking match
Professor Beef
Banned
So we just went in a circle to arrive back at the truth. Brock wins.
#BloodUrineVomitPiss
Can Terminators even produce blood and urine?
Taker tapped quicker in their first match. I mean, that's what the record books say...
slightconfuse
Banned
WWE power levels? Hrm...in descending order imo.
Tier 1:
The Rock
John Cena
Brock Lesnar
Daniel Bryan
Tier 2:
Undertaker
Triple H
Roman Reigns
Randy Orton
Batista
Tier 3:
Bray Wyatt
Dean Ambrose
Seth Rollins
Sheamus
Dolph Ziggler
Tier 4:
Top of tag division
Jack Swagger
Kane
Kofi Kingston
Cesaro
Tier 5:
Bottom of tag division
Bottom of card
Jobbers
Tier 1:
The Rock
John Cena
Brock Lesnar
Daniel Bryan
Tier 2:
Undertaker
Triple H
Roman Reigns
Randy Orton
Batista
Tier 3:
Bray Wyatt
Dean Ambrose
Seth Rollins
Sheamus
Dolph Ziggler
Tier 4:
Top of tag division
Jack Swagger
Kane
Kofi Kingston
Cesaro
Tier 5:
Bottom of tag division
Bottom of card
Jobbers
Living human tissue over a metal exoskeleton. So he can at least do the blood part
Daniel Bryan is tier 1? And Ziggler is Tier 3? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryo Hazuki
Member
Dick Justice
Banned
Limo Bob? Awwwww yeeeaaahhhh.
BronsonLee
Member
...Oh god, WWE's Twitter right now:
THE FIX
Edit: DAMMIT RYO
THE FIX
Edit: DAMMIT RYO
This cat's got claws. Probably confirms the incident involved a social media guy.
Dick Justice
Banned
Well he did kick the shit out of Kane with a forklift.
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Deleted member 47027
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Ziggler shouldn't even be on the list. Zero real character on the Kayfabe Shoot Power Level Tiers.
daaaaaaaaaaamn
Ziggler is the comic relief. Ziggler is Yajirobe.
It's an angle? Frick, I was really hoping to see some perros get cross ambreaker locked in Bellator MMA.
I think Uncle Dana would be calling him first. They can have a real Mexican star for their expansion. Who actually speaks Spanish.
BoboBrazil
Member
It did. I have the name of the guy if you want it. He has a twitter.
Meh. Alberto Del Rio vs. CroCop 2 as prelims for the Mexico card have $9.99 Fight Pass subs written all over it.
Professor Beef
Banned
That says it all. He couldn't beat Kane by himself, he had to use a FORKLIFT to help him.
simplythebest
Banned
Do the most recent issues still have CM Punk in the storyline or did they manage to explain his sudden absence?