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August Wrasslin’ |OT| When Russo Shoots, He Shoots To Kill

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BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!

Member
Gorillaz said:
Bionic, how do you feel about all of these promos that DM is bringing up

He has a point, friend
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Bork isn't a god. He is a man.

Just like me. Just like you.

Just like Sina.

#ComeGetSome

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G

Gonzalez

Banned
They realize that if the WWE releases all this talent that they'll end up giving GFW, and Jeff Jarrett more ammo* for the eventual battle between the two, right?

*Pun sort of intended.
 
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Man God

Non-Canon Member
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!! said:
Bork isn't a god. He is a man.

Just like me. Just like you.

Just like Sina.

#ComeGetSome

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"It has been said that anything can happen here in the World Wrestling Federation, but now more than ever, truer words have never been spoken. This is a conscious effort on our part to "Open the Creative Envelope", so to speak, in order to entertain you in a more contemporary manner. Even though we call ourselves "Sports Entertainment" because of the athleticism involved, the keyword in that phrase is "Entertainment". The WWF extends far beyond the strict confines of sports presentation into the wide open environment of broad based entertainment. We borrow from such programs niches like soap-operas, like "The Days of Our Lives", or, music videos such as those on MTV, Daytime talk-shows like "Jerry Springer" and others, cartoons like "The King of The Hill" on FOX, Sitcoms like "Seinfeld", and other widely accepted forms of television entertainment. We, in the WWF, think that you, the audience, are quite frankly, tired of having your "intelligence insulted". We also think that you're tired of the same old simplistic theory of "Good Guys VS Bad Guys". Surely the era of "The super-hero urge you to say your prayers and take your vitamins" is definitely, passe. Therefore, we've embarked on a far more innovative and contemporary creative campaign, that is far more invigorating and extemporaneous than ever before. However, due to the live nature of "RAW" and the "WarZone", we encourage some degree of parental discretion, as relates to the younger audience allowed to stay up late. Other WWF programs on USA, such as "The Saturday Morning LiveWire", and "Sunday Morning Superstars", where there's a 40% increase in the younger audience obviously, however, need no such discretion. We are responsible television producers who work hard to bring you this outrageous, wacky, wonderful world known as the WWF. Through some 50 years the World Wrestling Federation has been an entertainment main-stay here in North America, and all over the world. One of the reasons for that longevity is: As the times have changed, so have we. I'm happy to say that this new vibrate, creative direction has resulted in a huge increase in television viewership, for which we thank the USA Network and TSN for allowing us to have the creative freedom. But most especially, we would like to thank you, for watching. RAW and the WarZone are definitely the cure for the common show."
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T

Toki767

Member
Catching up on what I missed of Raw. Reigns is slowly adding more moves to his arsenal. Last week it was a DDT. This week it was a suplex. He might have like 5 moves by the time he faces Orton on Sunday.
 
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krae_man

Member
He's a 15 time champ,
And he likes to have his fun.
But not at your expense,
So let us school you sun.

No we're not from West Newberry,
And we can't hip hop like you.
My client is the conqueror,
I'm just Brock's advocating Jew.

You see my name is Paul Heyman,
And my Client is the Beast.
And on the 17th of August,
On your title he shall feast.

You don't like Paul Heyman Guys,
You think their attutides too smug.
You gonna beat Brock's Ass,
Cuse you the Dr of the thugs?

I mean you've beaten all the best,
But now Lesner's on your plate.
You're say your time is now,
Brock says your calenders out of date.

So here's some free advice,
With Summerslam drawing near.
Get it out you damn system,
When you say the champ is here.

Because we're 6 days away,
From the west coast's biggest arena.
Where my client Brock Lesner,
Will conquer John Cena.
 
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Net_Wrecker

Member
Shawn, Razor, Taker, and Bret used to hit the ropes really hard in the 90s. It always looked like they were about to snap em and fall out of the ring.
 
B

BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!

Member
Remember when hustle, loyalty, and respect were integral parts of this community?

Then "Full Sail University" got in business.

Friend bean can fill you in on the rest of the sad details.
 
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