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[Spirit of Jazz]

Imagine had he slowly built more credibility since Wrestlemania. If he had this match with Brock, even if he lost, but he managed to do these two things and rock Brock a bit. Cesaro would just go even higher.

Royal Rumble 2015. That's where it should have happened.

Cesaro has some badass moves. That uppercut especially.

Imagine Cesaro debuting UFO vs Brock and how the crowd would lose their collective minds!

Now imagine Heath Slater eliminating him from the Royal Rumble, because that's what you're getting.

 

[Data West]

Brock sweats a lot

Remember how him and Punk looked halfway through their match?

 

[plagiarize]

Is that normal for Brock?

Pretty much. I saw him do some ridiculous 25 minute conditioning thing when he was training for UFC fights. He was pouring sweat the whole time, but was still just as powerful and explosive at the end.

I mean, we saw that last night. He went red and sweat a lot, yes, but he never slowed down.

 

[Recall]

Oh noooo. How will Lesnar ever get out of this?

I've never understood why American wrestlers hate to apply holds tightly.

 

[Malvingt2]

Last night, I learned that Reigns is not ready. Please keep this guy away from the Main Event @WM.

 

[Verendus]

There's no shame in losing to Cain Velasquez. Unless we're going to start claiming that Junior Dos Santos is somehow not a great heavyweight fighter.

Dos Santos would clown Lesnar too.

Imagine Cesaro debuting UFO vs Brock and how the crowd would lose their collective minds!

Now imagine Heath Slater eliminating him from the Royal Rumble, because that's what you're getting.

What is that? GIF?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Ugh gross

New Jersey

 

[Gonzalez]

Imagine Cesaro debuting UFO vs Brock and how the crowd would lose their collective minds!

Could you imagine the reaction of that asshole from the 2K15 panel.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

This story line ain't lasting all the way until Mania. We won't get fooled again. Rusev is an incredible talent.

 

[Heel]

Do you think consummate professional John Sina, in a moment of weakness and despair, tried to blow up Brock by sandbagging him as he was ragdolled 16 times and then some? He looked like dead weight.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Brock sweats a lot

Remember how him and Punk looked halfway through their match?

The Rock is worse!!

 

[plagiarize]

Dos Santos would clown Lesnar too.

Hypothetically.

But Cain beat the shit out of him too.

Brock debuted in the UFC at the top of the division. He had wins and losses. None of them were against embarrassing opponents. Diverticulitis or not.

Being the 3rd best heavyweight in the world in a sport you did for like, three years or whatever, that's incredible. Trying to knock his MMA record is just stupid.

 

[Showaddy]

Remember how him and Punk looked halfway through their match?

In like 20 years people will look back and think Punk was absolute tank when it took a serious fight, repeated distractions and chair multiple shots for Lesnar to beat him compared to Cena's pasting.

 

[Recall]

Last night, I learned that Reign is not ready. Please keep this guy away from the Main Event @WM.

The Miz has never been ready and that hasn't stopped them, why do you feel they would hold back Reigns? Because the Internet said so or because they just do what they want and hope it works?

 

[Ithil]

So if you're WWE, what do you do with Ronda Rousey at WM 31, provided you can work out a deal with UFC?
She's a big star, and still on the rise, she likes wrestling and seems enthusiastic about doing something in it for an event. But what can you do with her?

 

[imBask]

The Miz has never been ready and that hasn't stopped them, why do you feel they would hold back Reigns? Because the Internet said so or because they just do what they want and hope it works?

brutally true

 

[Chamber]

That's the usual MMA schtick on gaf. They turn on their faves quicker than even wrassle-gaf

Hold on friend, Shogun has been taking L's since 2012 and I will never turn on him.

 

[Cagey]

So if you're WWE, what do you do with Ronda Rousey at WM 31, provided you can work out a deal with UFC?
She's a big star, and still on the rise, she likes wrestling and seems enthusiastic about doing something in it for an event. But what can you do with her?

Wrestle and beat a guy.

 

[plagiarize]

So if you're WWE, what do you do with Ronda Rousey at WM 31, provided you can work out a deal with UFC?
She's a big star, and still on the rise, she likes wrestling and seems enthusiastic about doing something in it for an event. But what can you do with her?

I put her with Roddy Piper in her corner in a match against absolutely ANYONE BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T MATTER. Hell put her in there with Heath Slater.

Judo throw. Arm bar. Crowd goes wild.

 

[Showaddy]

Wrestle and beat a guy.

Sounds like a job for Heath Slater.

 

[Malvingt2]

The Miz has never been ready and that hasn't stopped them, why do you feel they would hold back Reigns? Because the Internet said so or because they just do what they want and hope it works?

because his shortcomings are showing up in every match?

 

[XenoRaven]

I've never understood why American wrestlers hate to apply holds tightly.

This is more of an "old man has bad knees that don't let him squat properly" thing.

 

[Verendus]

Hypothetically.

But Cain beat the shit out of him too.

Brock debuted in the UFC at the top of the division. He had wins and losses. None of them were against embarrassing opponents. Diverticulitis or not.

Being the 3rd best heavyweight in the world in a sport you did for like, three years or whatever, that's incredible. Trying to knock his MMA record is just stupid.

Dude was crap. Very fortunate the division is mostly terrible and then got his ass handed to him. It was cathartic.

 

[Plywood]

What is that? GIF?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=N5LqiZz24-w#t=30

 

[McNei1y]

Sloppy sting gifs are my favorite gifs.

 

[Heel]

Hold on friend, Shogun has been taking L's since 2012 and I will never turn on him.

These bros ain't loyal, cumbr.

 

[lovely ladies]

Hypothetically.

But Cain beat the shit out of him too.

Brock debuted in the UFC at the top of the division. He had wins and losses. None of them were against embarrassing opponents. Diverticulitis or not.

Being the 3rd best heavyweight in the world in a sport you did for like, three years or whatever, that's incredible. Trying to knock his MMA record is just stupid.

I remember that period fondly, it was great fun. It's not like he wet the bed or anything, far from it.

 

[Data West]

Brock also has that young Scott Steiner/Stunnin Steve work tenacity in the ring. He's just on you on you on you on you on you you're gonna get like one rest hold for this entire match so make use of it or i'll blow you up completely on you on you on you

 

[Heel]

Much like Anderson Silva, Brock's reign in the Ultimate was manufactured. His biggest win was over a nearly 50 year old man.

 

[BronsonLee]

I put her with Roddy Piper in her corner in a match against absolutely ANYONE BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T MATTER. Hell put her in there with Heath Slater.

Judo throw. Arm bar. Crowd goes wild.

That match would be longer than some of her title defenses!

 

[Verendus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=N5LqiZz24-w#t=30

That would actually be a pretty cool spot. It's crazy.

Cesaro is a missed opportunity right now. He should add this to his moveset in WWE. This and the Swing should be his rare spots to add to the big type feeling in a match.

 

[Data West]

You don't even have to have a match, just have Ronda put Stephanie in a submission hold and get more over than Brie ever would mooching off her husband.

 

[BronsonLee]

The UFO is an awesome move, and I get the feeling when he goes babyface, he'll use it a lot.

Spoiler

When I was training in CHIKARA, he practiced this move on students before using it in matches (to make sure it was easy to take). As such, I think I'm the first person to take the move? I'll take that claim to my grave~!

I kicked him in the face on the way down due to the spin. Oops.

 

[RBH]

http://officialfan.proboards.com/thread/506314/terrible-summerslam

 

[Ithil]

This with Stephanie would be quite alright at WM.

 

[HerbertFish]

So if you're WWE, what do you do with Ronda Rousey at WM 31, provided you can work out a deal with UFC?
She's a big star, and still on the rise, she likes wrestling and seems enthusiastic about doing something in it for an event. But what can you do with her?

Shoot fight vs Lesnar. There's your main event

 

[Sibersk Esto]

The UFO is an awesome move, and I get the feeling when he goes babyface, he'll use it a lot.

Spoiler

When I was training in CHIKARA, he practiced this move on students before using it in matches (to make sure it was easy to take). As such, I think I'm the first person to take the move? I'll take that claim to my grave~!

I kicked him in the face on the way down due to the spin. Oops.

That sounds hilarious

 

[Chamber]

In the real world, it'll be a cold day in hell before Uncle Dana allows Ronda to do anything with the WWE while she's under contract. In this fantasy hypothetical however, I'd love to see Ronda kayfabe break Stephanie in half.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

http://officialfan.proboards.com/thread/506314/terrible-summerslam

It's gonna be great when the next Network numbers are released and it turns out a lot of people still cancelled immediately after Summerslam

 

[BronsonLee]

That sounds hilarious

Spoiler

I wish there was video of the training classes, it was pretty damn funny to me. It wasn't anybody's fault, I just got spun really fast. I think he was trying to get the timing down for the dismount/slam.

I've only seen a few people botch it too (Ishimori), and he did it to freaking Morishima, so nobody is safe! #KingOfSwing

 

[Verendus]

Give Cesaro programs with Orton and Big Show throughout the rest of this year. Build him back up and have him ready to face Lesnar at Royal Rumble.

...

Never going to happen, but I want to see this match. Just for that uppercut, the swing and that UFO. Cesaro would look great even if he loses.

 

[BronsonLee]

Just for that uppercut, the swing and that UFO. Cesaro would look great even if he loses.

Brock getting hit with the UFO would be the greatest goddamn thing on that show, no matter what show it is

 

[sf2fanatic]

Since it's Brock Day i had to look up some of his previous opponent


I liked this promo because Paul E was nervous for Brock

http://youtu.be/fqZhu_B9GB0

 

[Deadly Joker]

It's gonna be great when the next Network numbers are released and it turns out a lot of people still cancelled immediately after Summerslam

I am.

 

[giancarlo123x]

Did anyone else notice how sweaty Brock Lesnar got during the match?

It's like Aquaman's trait in injustice. Makes his opponents drop their combos.

 

[Gonzalez]

Since it's Brock Day i had to look up some of his previous opponent


I liked this promo because Paul E was nervous for Brock

http://youtu.be/fqZhu_B9GB0

Still one of the worst heel turns ever. Turning Brock into the new top face was a huge mistake at the time.

 

[Recall]

My Network 6 month subscription ends on August 27th. It hasn't worked for over 4 months now due to Hola being a horrible proxy for I, and I not knowing what else to use.

 

[BronsonLee]

It's like Aquaman's trait in injustice. Makes his opponents drop their combos.

Fucking Aquaman, what a dick

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

Only one man can stop Lesnar

 

[Kornflayx]

Next to Lesnar, the other standout performance was Rusev. Just straight up being Ricky Morton in that match. I love it maggle.