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[plagiarize]

Much like Anderson Silva, Brock's reign in the Ultimate was manufactured. His biggest win was over a nearly 50 year old man.

You're a masterclass. Take off those first four words and I'd have probably taken the bait before even realizing who I was responding to.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Sounds like every Reigns match.
Also lol @ Stephanie, who was never a wrestler and had been out of the ring for 10 years, having to carry Brie's ass. So Brie can't wrestle, she's not anything special looks-wise, she can't cut a promo, she's only there because of who she's with now.

It's sad.

No she's there because for some reason Vince decided that the Bella twins should be the female faces of the company. A long time ago

 

[DMczaf]

Steph was legit last night. Like a female Brock.

She just needs to add some suplexes to her move set .

 

[njean777]

No she's there because for some reason Vince decided that the Bella twins should be the female faces of the company. A long time ago

Stephanie should be the diva face of the company. She is a better talker, better wrestler, and is hot. Fuck every other diva right now.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Already seeing the "Brock went off-script" shit again.

This is why he's legit. People actually believe this guy doesn't give a fuck.

 

[BronsonLee]

I feel like Taker/Brock at Mania 30 was going to be where Brock starts his going buckwild thing, but Taker got hurt.

Imagine if Brock had legit squashed Taker like he did Cena

 

[British Monsoon]

 

[slightconfuse]

I feel like Taker/Brock at Mania 30 was going to be where Brock starts his going buckwild thing, but Taker got hurt.

Imagine if Brock had legit squashed Taker like he did Cena

Imagine brock throwing Bryan around with reckless abandon

 

[BronsonLee]

Glorious. Necro at his best is real good stuff.

Imagine brock throwing Bryan around with reckless abandon

I'm imagining Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game level of throws

 

[Kornflayx]

@LanaWWE

Congrats @HeymanHustle & @BrockLesnar for winning World Heavy Weight championship title. It will make it more fun to #CRUSH you! #SummerSlam

Oh yes, it's beginning

 

[Hasney]

Oh shit, are the releasing new bum fights DVDs?

 

[Data West]

Glorious. Necro at his best is real good stuff.



I'm imagining Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game level of throws

I was thinking more WWE All Stars

Uppercut into the air, four hit punch combo before he hits the ground, grab the leg to slam him into the mat so that he bounces back in the air and lands on Brock's shoulders. F5 into the crowd.

 

[BronsonLee]

I was thinking more WWE All Stars

Uppercut into the air, four hit punch combo before he hits the ground, grab the leg to slam him into the mat so that he bounces back in the air and lands on Brock's shoulders. F5 into the crowd.

Oh man. Yeah I like yours better

 

[Aiii]

@LanaWWE

Congrats @HeymanHustle & @BrockLesnar for winning World Heavy Weight championship title. It will make it more fun to #CRUSH you! #SummerSlam

Oh yes, it's beginning

Rusev getting the Ryback treatment by getting shoved into a title match he can't win and ends any kind of push he might have gotten? Sure, I'll buy it.

 

[Kornflayx]

Rusev getting the Ryback treatment by getting shoved into a title match he can't win and ends any kind of push he might have gotten? Sure, I'll buy it.

Rusev needs to be repackaged anyway before getting the title. And they need to throw Brock some guys he can dominate. Why not give him Rusev who can work very snug and have a fun 10 - 15 minute slugfest?

A loss to Brock Lesnar is not the end of the world, especially after he did THAT to John Cena.

 

[Bowser]

From the Sheetz:

According to F4WOnline.com, there have been a lot of rumors circulating claiming Vince McMahon and Triple H have been “butting heads” when it comes to Brock Lesnar’s opponent at WrestleMania 31.

Triple H reportedly wants

Spoiler

Roman Reigns

vs Brock Lesnar at the big PPV, while Vince wants

Spoiler

The Rock

vs Brock Lesnar.

Backstage word is that Vince tends to undercut Triple H sometimes, and even makes him look bad, but it could just be a case of “good cop/bad cop” as there are no real hard feelings between the two.

 

[Cagey]

So last Monday I ordered the new Swagger We The People tee for my buddy who got married this weekend as a semi-joke gift, given his passion for libertarian politics and America and wrasslin and Dirty Dutch Mantel.

I noted that I ordered overnight, and the carnies up in Stamford delayed shipping my order for 5 days, meaning I couldn't get the item in time for the wedding. Never fear, I'm told! I'll get the items on Monday. It's just sitting in the warehouse waiting to get on a truck. So I tell the groom, he's pumped.

Just now, the thrilling conclusion.

Dear WWE Fan,

Thank you for your recent order. Unfortunately, we had to cancel your order as the item (s) that you ordered are no longer available.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

Now I get told the item's sold out and they're not getting any more. This fucking company.

EDIT: silver lining would be that Jack Swagger is selling shirts like MFer?

 

[Sephzilla]

From the Sheetz:

Neither of these ideas are very good

 

[Kornflayx]

From the Sheetz:

It'll change when Bryan comes back or Ambrose gets too over to ignore.

 

[Vylash]

From the Sheetz:

Both of those matches will be the dirt worst, we all lose

 

[Sid]

So this is the first UFC match I've watched;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlbcUBMjybE

2 questions:-
-Are these goofy entrance themes for real or have they been censored for stock music?
-Did Brock always get beat up close to this bad in his matches?

 

[Entropia]

From the Sheetz:

Fuck that, fans want neither of them!!

 

[Sephzilla]

I'd be cool with Rock vs Brock if we could time travel back and get early 2000s Rock.

 

[Xater]

From the Sheetz:

I knew they want Roman. Fuck.

Both ideas are dumb though.

 

[BronsonLee]

So this is the first UFC match I've watched;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlbcUBMjybE

2 questions:-
-Are these goofy entrance themes for real or have they been censored for stock music?
-Did Brock always get beat up close to this bad in his matches?

If it's a DVD copy, they censor them.
No.

 

[Cagey]

Fuck that, fans want neither of them!!

Speak for yourself, gimme dat Rock/Brock action.

 

[jmdajr]

If Rock wants it, it's a done deal.

 

[Xater]

Speak for yourself, gimme dat Rock/Brock action.

Yeah Rock being out of gas after 5 minutes will make for a great match....

 

[Heel]

4 horsewomen help Steph McMahon with the Ice Bucket Challenge

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I'm surprised people still think Bryan will come back and be gifted even more infinite chances. Yeah, both of those options look dumb, but at least they're realistic. At some point you've given a guy enough chances

 

[Deleted member 47027]

From the Sheetz:

Rock would draw a lot more money than Roman Reigns. a LOT, a huge amount.

 

[Sephzilla]

If they'd bring back an old guy to wrestle Brock I'd rather have Austin to be perfectly honest. Austin just seems like more of the brawler type who wouldn't be afraid to walk up to Brock and punch him in the face.

Too bad Austin's neck is probably more fragile than Bryan's.

 

[Data West]

4 horsewomen help Steph McMahon with the Ice Bucket Challenge

She just had to wear black

 

[Thorakai]

Give me Rock v. Brock for Survivor Series

 

[imBask]

From the Sheetz:

both terrible ideas, but i'll trust current HHH over Vince any day. NXT is the best show out there IMO, so...

 

[jmdajr]

Yeah Rock being out of gas after 5 minutes will make for a great match....

It's about Network sales! Lol..great match.

 

[BronsonLee]

Give me Rock v. Brock for Survivor Series

This makes a lot more sense. And it won't matter if Rock is gassed, Brock will just throw him around anyway

 

[Gonzalez]

So this is the first UFC match I've watched;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlbcUBMjybE

2 questions:-
-Are these goofy entrance themes for real or have they been censored for stock music?
-Did Brock always get beat up close to this bad in his matches?

1) Yes they were edited. Lesnar actually used Enter Sandman as his entrance theme.
2) Sort of, but not really. His last three fights with Carwin(he won that fight though), Velazquez, and Overeem had him looking like the mortal man that he is.

 

[RBH]

4 horsewomen help Steph McMahon with the Ice Bucket Challenge

And here's the version from the WWE's youtube channel:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z_XDJDsFs4&list=UUJ5v_MCY6GNUBTO8-D3XoAg

 

[jmdajr]

4 horsewomen help Steph McMahon with the Ice Bucket Challenge

She's challenged us Bros.

Then again we are part of the wrassle gaf universe first and foremost.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

So this is the first UFC match I've watched;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlbcUBMjybE

-Did Brock always get beat up close to this bad in his matches?

No, there were like two times he ever got beat up bad in the UFC. The Shane Carwin fight (which he wound up winning because Carwin gassed worse than Rock after 4 minutes), and that fight (which was Brock's next-to-last in the UFC). I don't count his last fight (a loss to Overeem) because Overeem tested positive for elevated testosterone after, and Cheaters Never Truly Win.

 

[Data West]

Brock vs Shibata is the only match I want, and since that's not happening, Brock should just retire undefeated.

 

[Plywood]

Whoever said Rock/Brock with Rollins cashing in on Rock made most sense.

4 horsewomen help Steph McMahon with the Ice Bucket Challenge

Awesome.

 

[DMczaf]

This is probably Brock's last real reign as champ. We have to treasure this. Treasure every moment. Because when it ends, and he walks away... ;_;

 

[jmdajr]

 

[Sweeney Tom]

This is probably Brock's last real reign as champ. We have to treasure this. Treasure every moment. Because when it ends, and he walks away... ;_;

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Sandow's titty looks...wealthy

 

[Gonzalez]

It really shows that Damien Sandow is in the dog house big time, when they don't him give a sculpted physique.

 

[lovely ladies]

Whoever said Rock/Brock with Rollins cashing in on Rock made most sense.

Awesome.

If only Rollins' promo game was on par with his wrassle skills.

 

[British Monsoon]

Brock vs Shibata is the only match I want, and since that's not happening, Brock should just retire undefeated.

Next best thing, Brock vs KENTA. He was always most fun when out-sized and out-gunned - i.e, vs Takayama, Tenryu, Misawa, etc.