Support NeoGAF

[BronsonLee]

That would be hilarious. Have John come out next week saying he wasn't aware of the rematch and start crying

Cena gives up! Cena gives up! And the match isn't even for a month!

 

[funkystudent]

Would they job Cena out again?


They wouldnt put the belt on Brock for 1 month then give it right back to Cena right? Unless they REALLY wanted him to beat Flairs thing soon.

 

[Showaddy]

Would they job Cena out again?


They wouldnt put the belt on Brock for 1 month then give it right back to Cena right? Unless they REALLY wanted him to beat Flairs thing soon.

Cena beats Brock. 16 time Champ.

Rollins cashes in after and wins.

Cena beats Rollins after a feud. 17 time Champ. Greatest Champion of all time.

 

[BronsonLee]

I don't see any scenario where Cena wins, especially since Brock squashed the fuck out of him so heartily at Summerslam

 

[Data West]

I don't see any scenario where Cena wins, especially since Brock squashed the fuck out of him so heartily at Summerslam

Think about what you're saying.

What you're saying is, 'Guys, I don't think Cena can do it.'

 

[Recall]

If they don't at least have 3 different German suplex reversal spots then they've missed the point. If Cena wins it should be about outsmarting Lesnar, it won't happen that way but...

 

[FallingEdge]

Cena is gonna train and come back stronger than ever and will squash Lesnar much like how Lesnar squashed him.

17 vertical suplexes will end The Beast.

 

[BronsonLee]

Think about what you're saying.

What you're saying is, 'Guys, I don't think Cena can do it.'

I want him to lose via tapout just to complete the cycle of Cena giving up
Crying children everywhere!

Cena is gonna train and come back stronger than ever and will squash Lesnar much like how Lesnar squashed him.

17 vertical suplexes will end The Beast.

Bitch this ain't Rocky III!

 

[Alucard]

Don't forget that Impact has switched to Wednesdays as of today.

#ImpactWednesdays
#WrestleWednesdays
#ImpactSummer
#HardcoreJustice

 

[Recall]

Does Cena still do that flippy neck breaker move? 17 of them or bust.

 

[Data West]

Can John Cena overcome the odds?

 

[Heel]

If they don't at least have 3 different German suplex reversal spots then they've missed the point. If Cena wins it should be about outsmarting Lesnar, it won't happen that way but...

Yeah, I say friend Sina exposes a few holes in his game but ultimately falls short. A "he would've won until he lost." match would be the perfect cliffhanger for yet another match in October.

 

[Marvel]

Cena forgot how to Suplex though.

 

[Recall]

Suplexes are banned match and/or a ladder match.

Suplex on a pole match.

 

[FallingEdge]

 

[The Elite]

Cena is going to try a suplex and botch it.

Brock's neck is broken.

Are you happy now!

 

[Recall]

 

[Thorakai]

Cena forgot how to Suplex though.

He don't need to suplex when he can break out his hurricanrana to show that he means business with his wrasslin

 

[Chamber]

This is going in my rotation.

 

[The Elite]

Wrestlers and their favourite games.

Am I reading this right? Cesaro played 999.

EDIT: NOPE.

 

[BronsonLee]

Wrestlers and their favourite games.

Am I reading this right? Cesaro played 999.

Nein is German for No.

He definitely played games though. I think I've told my dropkick story on here.

 

[Plywood]

Kermit has accepted Vince McMahon's ALS Icebucket Challenge

 

[The Elite]

Nein is German for No.

He definitely played games though. I think I've told my dropkick story on here.

Bleh. That's what I get for quickly browsing through this.

 

[Gorillaz]

 

[Alucard]

What do you call the move when a guy is running at another guy in the corner and tries to clothesline him, but the guy in the corner ducks and hooks his arm under the other dude's arm and around his neck, and falls back...forcing the original running guy's head to smash into the second turnbuckle?

Facebuster?
Bucklebuster?
Reverse Rock Bottom Turnbuckle Slam?

 

[Recall]

 

[BronsonLee]

What do you call the move when a guy is running at another guy in the corner and tries to clothesline him, but the guy in the corner ducks and hooks his arm under the other dude's arm and around his neck, and falls back...forcing the original running guy's head to smash into the second turnbuckle?

Facebuster?
Bucklebuster?
Reverse Rock Bottom Turnbuckle Slam?

Flatliner into the corner.

I wish I had done this to one of those angry deer in Nara Park when they attacked me for my deer cookies

 

[Alucard]

Y'all need to check out ROH TV this Friday on rohwrestling.com. If only for this:

Steen's streamer shower in his farewell match was ludicrous. He even did snow angels in the middle of the ring in 'em.

 

[Alucard]

Flatliner into the corner.



I wish I had done this to one of those angry deer in Nara Park when they attacked me for my deer cookies

Thanks! I see it all the time in ROH, and it annoys me when I don't know what to call it during match reports.

Also, that deer suplex gif is so fucking good.

 

[Marvel]

He don't need to suplex when he can break out his hurricanrana to show that he means business with his wrasslin

Thing of beauty.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Thing of beauty.

Good god that's hideous

 

[strobogo]

Match wasn't very good, but Bob doing the Backlund Lift in his 50s was rad. It was really weird seeing Terry go back to a straight wrestling style after over a decade of out of control brawling and hardcore exclusively.

 

[Recall]

Thing of beauty.

Appropriate quality gif for the quality 'rana.

 

[RandyBobandy]

Would they job Cena out again?


They wouldnt put the belt on Brock for 1 month then give it right back to Cena right? Unless they REALLY wanted him to beat Flairs thing soon.

The cynical side of me would say they only put it on Brock because the 6 month subscription running out after Summerslam

Get people to re-sub after a great PPV and Raw, then put the belt back on Cena

 

[BronsonLee]

I see no problem with Cena doing a hurricanrana every once in a while, considering the entire point of him doing it is this:

He sucks at it, but he never does it, so it's a surprise move and throws people off guard

 

[Alucard]

The cynical side of me would say they only put it on Brock because the 6 month subscription running out after Summerslam

Get people to re-sub after a great PPV and Raw, then put the belt back on Cena

I just vomited in my mouth a little bit.

What if...Cena overcomes the odds? ultimate underdog defeats the ultimate beast. FUCK.

 

[Heel]

Thing of beauty.

and we all saw what happens to a career when you sandbag a first ballot hall-of-famer.

 

[Gorillaz]

I hope Cena gets the W over Brock with a hurricanrana

 

[Vylash]

got my meltzersz mode on and... well well well look what i found on twitter

#exposed

fucking cism

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Dope-ass dudes

 

[BronsonLee]

I hope Cena gets the W over Brock with a hurricanrana

I would laugh for ages if that happened, then Brock murders him with like eight F5s, Rollins comes down....

Spoiler

and Brock F5s him into the crowd

fucking cism

I'M NOT WHITE

 

[Marvel]

I hope Cena gets the W over Brock with a hurricanrana

West Coast Pop style with the leg hook-pin? I see that happening.

 

[jred2k]

Dope-ass dudes

Obviously that isn't an Italian restaurant.

 

[Showaddy]

The cynical side of me would say they only put it on Brock because the 6 month subscription running out after Summerslam

Get people to re-sub after a great PPV and Raw, then put the belt back on Cena

Presumably with a lot of people taking up the monthly offer now though instead of the 6 month commitment they can't just tempt people back in before pulling the rug from out of their feet.

 

[strobogo]

I see no problem with Cena doing a hurricanrana every once in a while, considering the entire point of him doing it is this:

He sucks at it, but he never does it, so it's a surprise move and throws people off guard

I think the point actually is: See, he CAN wrestle, ignore that it looks really shitty. Kind of like whenever he's tried a dropkick in the last 3-5 years and he gets stomach level on it. I do wonder how much tight cargo shorts hamper is ability to move in the ring.

 

[BronsonLee]

West Coast Pop style with the leg hook-pin? I see that happening.

I don't see Brock losing to flash pin, not after the way he laid Cena the fuck out. I think either Bryan taps him or he loses to the ring steps again at Mania

Obviously that isn't an Italian restaurant.

What fucking tipped you off?! The lack of pasta? No seats? The Japanese people?!

I think the point actually is: See, he CAN wrestle, ignore that it looks really shitty. Kind of like whenever he's tried a dropkick in the last 3-5 years and he gets stomach level on it. I do wonder how much tight cargo shorts hamper is ability to move in the ring.

Eh, I dunno. I think Cena's moveset is fucking weird anyways. The fact that he's been doing a guillotine legdrop to a seated person for like 10 years now is really weird, considering he's the main guy, that move totally hurts your ass, and it's not good for health at all

 

[Marvel]

I don't see Brock losing to flash pin, not after the way he laid Cena the fuck out. I think either Bryan taps him or he loses to the ring steps again at Mania

But unlike Rey Rey, Cener has dem big powerful arms brah, if anyone can flash pin Bork it's him.

 

[Data West]

You guys seem to be assuming something that isn't a guarantee.

....Who said Brock has to lose?

 

[Marvel]

....Who said Brock has to lose?

Felix did... on Tweeter.

Twice.

(Kind of)

 

[Sibersk Esto]

You guys seem to be assuming something that isn't a guarantee.

....Who said Brock has to lose?

John will win the greatest victory of all

The hearts and minds of the WWE Universe