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[cordy]

Girl bye

Who knows with Vinny Mac.

Deathmatch wrestling - just when you think you've cringed at everything possible, along comes a spot like that. Fuck that.

So damn stupid. Screaming his move name with blood all over his body.

Dudes fighting like anime characters and shit.

 

[Kaladin]

So we have a local indie called "Extreme Pro Wrestling" and they advertise extreme matches like "Tables Ladders and Mousetraps" but when you get to the actual event, you feel like someone didn't make a trip to the hardware store beforehand and you just get regular wrestling.

I've been to two of their shows now, the second was last night. It was at least a night of all steel cage matches, and they actually used the cage but there was never any blood or anything extreme....gotta keep it family friendly!

The cage :

Twice in the same night, the door broke and they had to use bolt cutters to get it open.

And yes, there is a guy wearing a Ryback shirt a couple of rows in front of me.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Deathmatch wrestling - just when you think you've cringed at everything possible, along comes a spot like that. Fuck that.

I like it.

 

[imBask]

this KO fantasy booking is as delusional as Trump/Hillary supporters

 

[SallyIsNow]

this KO fantasy booking is as delusional as Trump/Hillary supporters

I hate it. I wish I could come to terms with it. But even that 0.000005% chance is enough to keep me going. Let's go KO!

 

[wild wild rice]

Probably the most unimpressive spot with the highest chance of paralysis ever.

*unimpressive looking that is

I think something similar ended Thumbtack Jack's career. Masada powerbombed him onto a cinderblock or something.

 

[FallingEdge]

https://twitter.com/maryse0uellet/status/769702802842984448/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

bruh

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Awesome to see WWE Shop selling skirts now.

 

[galvatron]

Am I the only one cynical enough to think Vince's giant fetish will lead him to pass the rocket pack to Cass and let Enzo carry/assist on promos?

Before they announced the participants I thought Strowman or Cass made sense for the mistaken monster push aka "Operation Dumbo Drop"

https://twitter.com/maryse0uellet/status/769702802842984448/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

bruh

:O

 

[slightconfuse]

 

[SallyIsNow]

Is Goldberg finally biting the bullet because he knows he won't be tested for sure now?

 

[Tom Nook]

https://twitter.com/maryse0uellet/status/769702802842984448/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

bruh

Brie vs Maryse feud incoming.

 

[Apoc87]

Oney Lorcan.

 

[FlammableD]

Start doing the rainmaker Sasha.

In Brit news, Ospreay said he's done with PROGRESS yesterday :'( His schedule doesn't match up.

Also, Ryback has his contractually obligated PCW dates booked in

 

[Marvel]

https://twitter.com/maryse0uellet/status/769702802842984448/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

bruh

Damn.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Brie vs Maryse feud incoming.

Both Bella's need to go away. I used to like them until they exploited them. Then Nikki's long run just because she's Cena's girl.

 

[Recall]

Is there any site that covers the WWF world title history? As I'm trying to get my head around which belt the big gold belt ended up folding into.

The lineages of the main belts are a bit confusing these days.

 

[Apoc87]

Is there any site that covers the WWF world title history? As I'm trying to get my head around which belt the big gold belt ended up folding into.

The lineages of the main belts are a bit confusing these days.

Wikipedia is where i get my info.

 

[klonere]

Start doing the rainmaker Sasha.

In Brit news, Ospreay said he's done with PROGRESS yesterday :'( His schedule doesn't match up.

Also, Ryback has his contractually obligated PCW dates booked in

Damn, that's the end of an era. Ospreay and Havoc made PROGRESS in many ways. Still, at least that's something off Will's plate that will hopefully help his body not explode in the next few years.

And he put over HASKINS on his way out.

 

[Zach]

CM Punk vs. Goldberg at UFC One Month From Today. Who do you put your hard-earned $5.00 on?

 

[MC Safety]

You know your marriage is blessed when Konnor from The Ascension officiates.

The ceremony was beautiful, especially when the ring bearer rolled Konnor up for the three count.

 

[jmdajr]

Maryse is such a bitch.

I love her.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Is there any site that covers the WWF world title history? As I'm trying to get my head around which belt the big gold belt ended up folding into.

The lineages of the main belts are a bit confusing these days.

WWE world heavyweight championship, 2013

 

[wild wild rice]

Both Bella's need to go away. I used to like them until they exploited them. Then Nikki's long run just because she's Cena's girl.

But Nikki looks...nice.

 

[UrbanDandy]

https://twitter.com/maryse0uellet/status/769702802842984448/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

bruh

I love this. Who here doesn't enjoy a good ole fashioned wrasslin bout in a bingo hall?

 

[FlammableD]

Damn, that's the end of an era. Ospreay and Havoc made PROGRESS in many ways. Still, at least that's something off Will's plate that will hopefully help his body not explode in the next few years.

And he put over HASKINS on his way out.

Yeah, sad to see him go, I guess Rev Pro in November will be the last time I'll see him :'( At least until I stop being salty about Vader.

 

[Recall]

WWE world heavyweight championship, 2013

Which is the belt Ambrose has right?

And the Universal champion has no lineage as it's a brand new belt?

 

[Bluekaveli]

Which is the belt Ambrose has right?

And the Universal champion has no lineage as it's a brand new belt?

You're correct.

 

[slightconfuse]

 

[jmdajr]

But Nikki looks...nice.

We all know why Nikki got that push.

 

[Zach]

Holy mother of Russo, am I actually hearing added sound effects to Sting's bat shots on this episode of Nitro?!

What?!

Whaaat?!

 

[imBask]

Which is the belt Ambrose has right?

And the Universal champion has no lineage as it's a brand new belt?

was this all just a dirty setup to roll me up and remind me that this fucker is still champion?

 

[SallyIsNow]

Both Bella's need to go away. I used to like them until they exploited them. Then Nikki's long run just because she's Cena's girl.

Brie doing the Yes chant was the fucking woist.

 

[Marvel]

Nikki is much better in the ring compared to Cheese Bella.

 

[Recall]

You're correct.

Thanks

was this all just a dirty setup to roll me up and remind me that this fucker is still champion?

I don't finish my opponents with a roll up, I eye poke them until they can no longer see the bullshit.

Eye poke, eye poke, roaring eye poke. It's my ultimate move.

 

[Zach]

RBH, someone, check this out and tell me if I've lost my mind: Nitro 246 (June 5, 2000). ~49:00.

 

[Kaladin]

Oney Lorcan.

Better than Biff Busick

 

[imBask]

I don't finish my opponents with a roll up, I eye poke them until they can no longer see the bullshit.

Eye poke, eye poke, roaring eye poke. It's my ultimate move.

does anyone even do the eyepoke anymore? we need more of them

backrakes also

 

[jmdajr]

Holy mother of Russo, am I actually hearing added sound effects to Sting's bat shots on this episode of Nitro?!

What?!

Whaaat?!

Cattle prod were my favorite sound effects.

 

[Recall]

does anyone even do the eyepoke anymore? we need more of them

backrakes also

Vertical suplexes need a return too.

 

[slightconfuse]

does anyone even do the eyepoke anymore? we need more of them

backrakes also

 

[FlammableD]

does anyone even do the eyepoke anymore? we need more of them

backrakes also

 

[plagiarize]

Both Bella's need to go away. I used to like them until they exploited them. Then Nikki's long run just because she's Cena's girl.

Nikki's long run was to wipe out AJ Lee's and Nikki seemed like the right person to win the belt at the time she won it. Nikki can hold her own against the new batch of talent and improved tonnes compared to Brie.

Nikki is a genuine talent who is completely over with the crowd who got dealt a shifty hand with all the random turns.

 

[imBask]

I know the young bucks do backrakes, i'm saying in WWE

 

[SallyIsNow]

I know the young bucks do backrakes, i'm saying in WWE

No one in WWE is worthy. Maybe Joe.

 

[imBask]

No one in WWE is worthy. Maybe Joe.

Owens could do a mean heel backrake, kinda like the Young Bucks but without the flips

 

[klonere]

does anyone even do the eyepoke anymore? we need more of them

backrakes also

An eyepoke is how Owens beat Ryback for the IC belt!

 

[slightconfuse]

 

[UrbanDandy]

Botchamania 320.

 

[Kaladin]

Oney Lorcan could get over huge as a throwback bareknuckles brawler who does a lot of eyepokes and backrakes.