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August Wrasslin' |OT 2| All popped everything ft. Injuries too
- Thread starter Bluekaveli
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Deleted member 47027
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God, Juvi's broken English was so good. And that wonderful La Cucaracha angle.
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We'll find out after the poppings.
Arrowgigantic
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Nash got beat by a racist poking him in his titty. He's a jabroni.
Uno Venova
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Samoa better be coming tonight, and then he can just finish his program with Naka at the next Takeover.
serenewarfare
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I think it's pretty cool to see TJP getting a spot in the Cruiserweight division on Raw. Dude has been really good for a long time. Definitely excited to see what he can do on a bigger stage.
BewareTheBatsie
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I was under the impression most of us have long turned on Cass.
There's always the chance this Best of 7 turns from a chance to go for the belt to jump to Smackdown either willingly or a loser leaves the brand type thing. I'm no huge Cesaro fan but he'd do better off on Smackdown.
WouldYouKindly
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ThomasAnderson
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Brock suplexed Randy about 10 times, F5, goes to full mount and pounds Orton leaving a gash near his hairline and blood gushing.
Brock looked liked a savage out there
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Did they Really not give a reason why Brock was not the tournament?
WouldYouKindly
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Here is what needs to happen over the course of the next week.
wwe.com reports that Kevin Owens was attacked by an unknown assailant whilst taking a dump in an airport restroom. The door was kicked in, and before he could collect himself, Owens was beaten over the head with one of those air hand dryer things. He is under strict medical attention for two weeks, and unable to compete.
then the next day, wwe.com reports that Big Cass was attacked while picking up Carmella from a tanning salon, where he was locked inside a tanning bed ala Warrior in Undertaker's casket, and is currently undergoing psychological evaluation, and is unable to compete.
then the next day, wwe.com reports that Roman Reigns was rushed to a hospital after drinking some cans of Bud Light that were injected with a mixture of laxatives and carolina reaper chili dust, and due to a swollen and pink anus, he will be unable to compete.
then Seth Rollins simply goes missing. We don't know where he is.
Raw starts the following week, and Mick/Steph are losing their shit because no one is there for their main event. They decide to open with Sheamus/Cesaro, but when Sheamus comes down the ramp, an Audi A8 comes rolling down the ramp and runs him over. Cesaro steps out dressed like Hitman again, but this time complete with the little bar code on his neck. He pops open the trunk, and lifts out Seth Rollins, who is hogtied and duct taped to oblivion. He's not getting free.
Cesaro lays Seth in ring, giant swings him, then pins him and tells Mick to give him his damn belt, this is the brass ring being grabbed.
wwe.com reports that Kevin Owens was attacked by an unknown assailant whilst taking a dump in an airport restroom. The door was kicked in, and before he could collect himself, Owens was beaten over the head with one of those air hand dryer things. He is under strict medical attention for two weeks, and unable to compete.
then the next day, wwe.com reports that Big Cass was attacked while picking up Carmella from a tanning salon, where he was locked inside a tanning bed ala Warrior in Undertaker's casket, and is currently undergoing psychological evaluation, and is unable to compete.
then the next day, wwe.com reports that Roman Reigns was rushed to a hospital after drinking some cans of Bud Light that were injected with a mixture of laxatives and carolina reaper chili dust, and due to a swollen and pink anus, he will be unable to compete.
then Seth Rollins simply goes missing. We don't know where he is.
Raw starts the following week, and Mick/Steph are losing their shit because no one is there for their main event. They decide to open with Sheamus/Cesaro, but when Sheamus comes down the ramp, an Audi A8 comes rolling down the ramp and runs him over. Cesaro steps out dressed like Hitman again, but this time complete with the little bar code on his neck. He pops open the trunk, and lifts out Seth Rollins, who is hogtied and duct taped to oblivion. He's not getting free.
Cesaro lays Seth in ring, giant swings him, then pins him and tells Mick to give him his damn belt, this is the brass ring being grabbed.
BewareTheBatsie
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Steph seemed Kayfabe pissed at Brock, so I guess she didn't want to toss him into a match.
literally the moment he wins a big singles match
not only will that signal to the crowd that vince has a new, big, tall, not so talented wrestler to push, but also that the beloved enzo and cass tag team will come to an end sooner rather than later
Yet the guy who beat up someone before the match even began just because they were foreign gets right into it.
Like Macho Man once said when Arsenio asked him if wrasslin' is fake: if he wins, it's real. If he loses, he took a dive.
oh, it was.
Bayley/Naomi is going to be one heck of a pre-show tag team 3 months from now
TarpitCarnivore
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I always love when people generalize the whole OT community. A lot of us here have always been critical of Cass, but also recognize he's the one with more upside than Enzo.
Bluekaveli
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We're working on it.
Maybe if that rumour is true, Shane can say he has someone who has signed a contract to face Brock at WM. Then Joe comes out.
It's Chris Shampoo!
Thank you... I'd forgotten about that time they decided to make Thunder into Mike Tenay's Personal Hell for a few months
BewareTheBatsie
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Well that one guy didn't beat her brother up (although he assault her father a couple months ago).
serenewarfare
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The problem with Enzo and Cass is a weird one. Enzo has no upwards potential as a wrestler. He's awful in the ring unless he's getting heat for a hot tag. But he's also the much better talker of the two obviously, so he's the main reason they are over to the degree they are. So I can see why they want to push Cass as a singles guy because he does have more potential, but I also think he'd flop without Enzo. I guess you could go the manager route, but I think that would be a weird transition and I fear fans might turn on Cass if they see Enzo being defined down to just being his manager.
Carny old man thought Brock was shooting.
Mr Perfect almost killed an entire plane full of people to have a go at Brock.
You just run the 1994 HBK/Diesel angle as closely as possible, except you change one thing: when Cass wins the belt, you don't have him suddenly cutting long promos and kissing babies and shit.
Professor Beef
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Except Rusev started it. Let's not try to change the facts here.
Damn right. I can imagine a few people getting riled up by that match, and Brock's attitude only compounds it. Fuck Brock. I'd rather they spent the $8million or so on another couple of trainers and people at the Performance Centre instead.
Arrowgigantic
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What was worse last night, Dana refusing to come anywhere near the turnbuckle or Titus Kalistoing out when there's no option to escape?
We need some Power of Positivity in here:
Of course going by the Curse of Menome, all of these people will be dead or hospitalised by November.
- I still love Enzo & Cass. Maybe Cass isn't ready for a proper singles run yet, but fuck it, let's see what he can do.
- BAYLEY, muddy-funsters.
- Rooting for Owens next week. It's not going to happen, but damn it, a man can dream.
Of course going by the Curse of Menome, all of these people will be dead or hospitalised by November.
Bluekaveli
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Sorry to tell you, he'll be cutting 15 minute promos and kissing everyone. Not just babies baby
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What if Goldberg wins the title
Jericho will choke him out again
FlammableD
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We ruin an OT2 month with front page creepin'? SMH DM
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He got lucky
Thirst GAF.
They prefer to be called huggers.
Tom Nook
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This.
Cesaro wants even a bigger brass ring.
Cesaro goes to SD the next day and did the same with Dean. At the end of SD, Cesaro holding two belts proclaiming that a NEW ERA begins: "There's only ONE WRESTLING champion."
Out comes AJ.......
I can't believe they won't change Cesaro's "Rammstein's earliest discarded riffs during album creation" theme song even though they've gone all Bond for his presentation.
You can't get CFO$ to write a Bond-type theme song?
There's a lot of Bond parody songs out there, it's a pretty easy thing to copy.
You can't get CFO$ to write a Bond-type theme song?
There's a lot of Bond parody songs out there, it's a pretty easy thing to copy.
Bluekaveli
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Yep, damn right. You got a problem with Brock! You go through me!