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[jmdajr]

Being a wrestling fan is pretty much a living hell.

Jokingly maybe.

Real life is hell. At least sometimes.

It's all needed distraction.

 

[Zach]

As long as you don't think I'm some tremendous piece of shit, I'm ok. Words can hurt, but can also heal.

I honestly find most of you to be decent people. There are a few crap-stirrers that I prefer not to get NU-WORKED by, but they're on my Ignore List so I'm able to avoid most of their posts.

 

[Luschient]

I may publish my thesis on The New Kayfabe on legitshook.com. I'm pondering this right now. But in the meantime, what you need to know is:
.......
So my theory of The New Kayfabe posits that wrestling bookers now book their promotions using multiple layers.
.......
allowing bookers to work fans that pride themselves on being too "smart" to work, aka all of you.

With all the layers that wrestling can use these days, can you imagine some of the great stories we could get if WWE (or whoever) had just a couple of amazing writers working for them?

 

[Mahonay]

This is why I stand up for WrassleGAF being awesome. We can hash out our own shit.

Jokingly maybe.

Real life is hell. At least sometimes.

It's all needed distraction.

Absolutely.

 

[Zach]

 

[Mahonay]

Michael Hayes sucks. Just needed to say that again.

 

[Zach]

PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN

 

[Marvel]

Jokingly maybe.

Real life is hell. At least sometimes.

It's all needed distraction.

Very true.

 

[Hasney]

Rey has signed for a year with the El Ray network...

El Rey Network is expanding its relationship with Lucha Underground star Rey Mysterio. The wrestling champion has signed a one-year first look deal with El Rey, the network behind the series. Under the pact, Mysterio will develop, produce and consult on creative projects and series, both scripted and unscripted.

http://deadline.com/2016/08/lucha-u...io-first-look-deal-el-rey-network-1201807484/

 

[Mahonay]

PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN
PIMPIN' AIN'T PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN

MONEY
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
MONEY MONEY MOENY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

 

[Bluekaveli]

Rey has signed for a year with the El Ray network...



http://deadline.com/2016/08/lucha-u...io-first-look-deal-el-rey-network-1201807484/

Rey in El Ray

Michael Hayes sucks. Just needed to say that again.

Dude is the worst.

 

[Mahonay]

Rey has signed for a year with the El Ray network...



http://deadline.com/2016/08/lucha-u...io-first-look-deal-el-rey-network-1201807484/

I mean, WWE certainly weren't going to be taking Roidy Mysterio right now.

 

[Hasney]

I mean, WWE certainly weren't going to be taking Roidy Mysterio right now.

Maybe they'll pre-emptively suspend him

 

[Fantomex]

I mean, WWE certainly weren't going to be taking Roidy Mysterio right now.

Watch your filthy mouth!

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Said it in private but I also feel I need to publicly say sorry for the venting and sorry to GAFVinceSunny and everyone else

All is well, air is clear, and we understand. Nothing but love <3

 

[imBask]

Rey Mysterio is the worst, glad he's not coming back

 

[Fantomex]

Rey Mysterio is the worst, glad he's not coming back

He's my uncle you son of a bitch!

I'm like Rey Mysterio Jr Jr IRL

 

[Deleted member 47027]

He's my uncle you son of a bitch!

I'm like Rey Mysterio Jr Jr IRL

He's your papi...sbrother

 

[jobber]

Did WWE revise their arena rankings?

We got a C tier arena and I thought it may be true as WWE only had 1 show here last year and it was a house show on a Monday night. Roman was in the opening match, won in a minute, left, took a plane to DC, and showed up on the 3rd hour of Raw.

This was after having at least 2-3 shows a year. Usually a Raw and a Smackdown.

Now we're getting Backlash on 9/11, but last night it was announced we're getting a NXT show here on 10/7.

 

[Mahonay]

Rey literally changed the landscape of pro wrestling, but yeah current Rey just does nothing for me. Still consider him as one of the all-time greats though. His early WCW matches are some of my favorite matches in existence.

 

[slightconfuse]

Rey literally changed the landscape of pro wrestling, but yeah current Rey just does nothing for me. Still consider him as one of the all-time greats though.

Watch his match VS Prince Puma, it was like watching 97 rey

 

[Fox318]

Just had a job interview

I made sure to say work and shoot as much as possible.

 

[Mahonay]

Watch his match VS Prince Puma, it was like watching 97 rey

Hmm, might have to do that.

Just had a job interview

I made sure to say work and shoot as much as possible.

Brother, you're going over.

 

[Marvel]

Does Rey still wear super baggy trousers? Hate that shit.

 

[MC Safety]

Just had a job interview

I made sure to say work and shoot as much as possible.

Did you cut a promo for the working man?

 

[Hasney]

Just had a job interview

I made sure to say work and shoot as much as possible.

I like to work the marks... And by marks I mean my subordinates and make them work for me and I would like to work for you. One thing I don't like to do is shoot... People. Yes, I don't like shoting people. Do I have to do the job, i mean, do I have the job?

 

[Bluekaveli]

Just had a job interview

I made sure to say work and shoot as much as possible.

Photography?

 

[OriginofHysteria]

With Titus last night: Even if he hadn't stumbled over his words; even if he hadn't gotten those Slater chants; even if he'd had a better pop-culture comparison than Jay-Z...

...it still wasn't a very good promo. It going 100% right would have just been rather mediocre and unforgettable.

I mean the crowd let him talk, we gave him a chance but he just couldn't get it done on the mic. My entire row was laughing at Titus fucking it up on the mic.

But at least now he established what we already knew...that he's the heel in a feud that no one wants.

 

[blackaroni]

Just had a job interview

I made sure to say work and shoot as much as possible.

Good luck!!

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Rey has signed for a year with the El Ray network...



http://deadline.com/2016/08/lucha-u...io-first-look-deal-el-rey-network-1201807484/

Vampire Rey on From Dusk till Dawn pls

 

[BronsonLee]

I've been seeing you get rolled up by a few people. I think it's time you come home where you can at least keep your heat!

I am on fire everywhere I go

Huh, I wonder if I died so suddenly I never knew and that's how I ended up back here.

I ran you over in my Bronsonmobile

Why is BronsonLee here? Part time jobbers aren't welcome.

I'll bury you like I did the entire city of Dallas

 

[imBask]

He's my uncle you son of a bitch!

I'm like Rey Mysterio Jr Jr IRL

tell you uncle he's trash and he should've retired 20 years ago

 

[Hex]

When I'm in NPD threads.

Xbox fan?

 

[BronsonLee]

tell you uncle he's trash and he should've retired 20 years ago

You want Rey to have retired in 1996?!

 

[Professor Beef]

I'll bury you like I did the entire city of Dallas

You buried Helsinki. I'm still shook over that.

Did you cut a promo for the working man?

Pfft, that fake-ass promo never worked on me.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Do you guys think Vince (the real one, not ours) has ever been worked?

 

[imBask]

You want Rey to have retired in 1996?!

earlier, if possible

 

[BronsonLee]

You buried Helsinki. I'm still shook over that

That wasn't my fault, Helsinki was just the ammunition I put in my Sarcasm Shotgun

earlier, if possible

Fight me

 

[kiguel182]

Owens as champion with Jericho by his side is kinda the best thing they can do right now.

 

[miserable]

Do you guys think Vince (the real one, not ours) has ever been worked?

Jeff Jarrett worked him good

 

[Cagey]

Do you guys think Vince (the real one, not ours) has ever been worked?

He twice got worked into truly believing his wife could become a US Senator.

 

[imBask]

Fight me

look at the part timer, coming back and asking for title matches right away

get in line like the others

 

[Zach]

Didn't Bob Costas work Vince McMahon into a shoot? I better google it...

 

[Bluekaveli]

That wasn't my fault, Helsinki was just the ammunition I put in my Sarcasm Shotgun



Fight me

Don't worry, I'm going to knock his ass out for you.

 

[Uno Venova]

Xbox fan?

All companies are over with me brother.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Didn't Bob Costas work Vince McMahon into a shoot? I better google it...

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/wadekellerdotcom/48754.shtml

Had Vince going all different ways.

 

[BronsonLee]

look at the part timer, coming back and asking for title matches right away

get in line like the others

Don't worry, I'm going to knock his ass out for you.

Ok I'm in line, after Blue drops you I'll get the pin

Didn't Bob Costas work Vince McMahon into a shoot? I better google it...

Good lord did he ever

Jarrett is a good answer too

 

[Fox318]

Thanks for the well wishes.

Do you guys think Vince (the real one, not ours) has ever been worked?

Absolutely.

Lex Luger comes to mind.

And JJ

 

[Heroman]

Just had a job interview

I made sure to say work and shoot as much as possible.

In nearly Job interview I have every had as an adult I try to channel Stone cold

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Didn't Bob Costas work Vince McMahon into a shoot? I better google it...

Absolutely, Vince was HEATED