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August Wrasslin |OT| I'll tout it to the papers if I have to
- Thread starter G-Fex
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Orton sucks. I don't know if there's another wrestler out there that tries as hard to be boring as Orton does. There might be people that are more boring than him, but at least they aren't doing it on purpose.
This reminds me of the BEST RKO...
That's actually a pretty sick RKO, Randy had to be pretty accurate to slide off the back of the car and not hurt himself. Although this is obviously the best RKO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvKvAhRTXu8
EYE HERE VOUICES EN MA HEED DAY CUM TU ME DAY ONDERSTUND
Bork/HHH won't be too bad.
Cena/Punk/Bg Shit will probably suck overall, but with a good couple of spots.
D-Bry/Kane will be "meh."
Zigglyster/Jericho will be the highlight match from a wrestling standpoint.
And this gives him power over him?
SousedLouse
Member
Wait, why did the table spontaneously combust? Is that a finisher-specific thing or something?
tables suck in WWE 12.
Even ones on fire.
It's the opposite of the japanese table.
bean breath
Member
jobber
Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
building a match 7 months in advance? madness!
WWE is so good at building matches, I don't know how it could fail.
SousedLouse
Member
COMEUPOUTDAWAHTA
LYK I WUZ AN ICE CUBE
FRESH UP OUT DA WAHTA
LYK A POT UH MIN. RICE DO (bland)
Undoubtedly. All the times that they've 'ruined' or 'butchered' a storyline is really just a build towards a massive, multi-tiered feud between various members. Kind of like War of the Roses, but with more steel cage matches. That's why they're so eager to acknowledge the fact that so many nonsensical things happen, but refuse to actually change how things are built up. You watch, it's all a massive work! I bet Linda's not even really running for Senate!
In honor of Steph, we need to have a Macho Man week.
Pink trunks for everyone!
SousedLouse
Member
Funny, Savage can't even get his own week until someone suggests it for Hogan. It never ends.
I'm all for it, though. Call me when Hogan Week is over, I'll be sleeping through it.
NO trunks for everyone.
1. Every week is Hogan Week.
2. This week is Hulkamacho Week.
3. I THINK YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN BROTHER.
Well that's a very different type of wrestling there, but luckily for you Hogan already made such a thing
You'll have to talk about it in another thread though, we're PG.
Net_Wrecker
Member
Hogan shouldn't even get an hour. I've Cena Nuff of him to last me 2 lifetimes. How about we have an El Generico Appreciation Month, or a Bully "Twittah Machine" Ray week. Enough with the geezers.
I'm so sick of looking back. LOOK FORWARD GOTDAMMIT.
Unless it's Savage and/or HBK. Give em both a year.
I'm so sick of looking back. LOOK FORWARD GOTDAMMIT.
Unless it's Savage and/or HBK. Give em both a year.
I giggled very hard at this.
The only reason I'm a fan of Hulk week is so I can type "BROTHER" in all caps after every sentence.
BROTHER
I love the macho man platonically and a week just isn't enough to celebrate the life of someone so great. Celebrating the life of someone like that needs to be in our hearts and in our minds on a day to day basis. Not a day goes by do I not think what would the macho man do in this situation? What he would do is always the right choice, and by using his choice that makes me a better person.
The macho man makes us all a better person by virtue of having existed and us remembering him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uERyEZwq_DE
The macho man makes us all a better person by virtue of having existed and us remembering him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uERyEZwq_DE
bean breath
Member
Heavy was right, WWE needs its own thread.
Net_Wrecker
Member
You would say something like that FakePlaya.
Just know that the WWE thread would be the Confederate states. We all know what happened to them.
Conrad Link
Member
Bork is winning, HHH is taking one for this business after Cena f**ked things up pissing Bork off.
Mania is where Bork gets shit on again. HHH will involve himself somehow and get mans revenge.
Mania is where Bork gets shit on again. HHH will involve himself somehow and get mans revenge.
SousedLouse
Member
Ah, left in ruins, with a small cabal of sympathizers who insist that the Nation will rise from the ashes and regain its former glory. That's a pretty unflattering comparison, Net_Wrecker, and I don't think...that it really applies to...WWE fans...
Wait.
cr_blah_blah
Member
I think it's time for the return of Dean Ambrose week!
That's Monday!
Figures G-Fex would hate the most liked wrestling game in the last 10 years
Nocturnowl
Member
You got Brogue'd? sounds like All Stars is in fact more of a realistic sim when it comes down to it if so.
Spiderjericho
Member
He should have one more fued before then. If they're smart, have it at the Rumble to help catapult the buy rate, since you have Rock vs Cena/Punk (depending on who they want at Mania), Brock vs. (how about Sheamus so he'll set up a final Taker title run) and Royal Rumble.
bean breath
Member
Remember when we used to have drive-by posters that would complain about the thread because they felt there were too many gifs, shops, and sexy pics? That it wasn't up to them to contribute content themselves but for us to conform to their ideal, simply to entertain them?
Well I've become just like them.
I'm too lazy to even make posts in this thread that aren't complaints. I feel like you guys need to entertain me and you're failing. I can't expect all of you to have the wit, intellect, and sense of humor of say, myself or Mr. Sam, but you can get yourself half way there simply by posting only about WWE.
The crux of the problem is the amount of posts related to non-televised wrestling. Yes, Bootaaay, I realize the irony in that I'm currently on an internet message board and occasionally partake in a lamp or two, but that's not the point.
The idea of an all inclusive wrestling thread was nice when the post breakdown was 98% WWE, 1% TNA, 1%Bootaaay but with more and more of you clowns posting about non-tv wrestling, it's really becoming a problem.
Anyway, the point is you pro-internet/foreign crowd have enough numbers to now venture out on your own and carve out a nice little niche in the off-topic community because seriously...
even quickly scrolling past your posts isn't enough.
THIS IS BULLCRAP NOCTURNOWL
in what universe would the Ultimate Warrior lose to that fucking goober Sheamus?
bean breath
Member
Wow, both of G-Fex's sexual fetishes colliding at once, Pro Wrestling and cosplay. I think he lives near L.A. Live, too.
Net_Wrecker
Member
SoulFake, you make a compelling argument.
All in favor of splitting the family into September Wrasslin |OT| and September Bad Entertainment |OT|, say "Aye"
I'm so pissed that I'll....I'll....
I give up.
No. That sounds fucking Stupid.
But you'll buy into it?
Diagnosis: Mark.
I give up.
No. That sounds fucking Stupid.
But you'll buy into it?
Diagnosis: Mark.
Arrowgigantic
Member
Hahaha, Shining Wizard on Batman.
bean breath
Member
Haaaaaang on there, partner.
Wrasslin' and Wrasslegaf are synonymous with WWE, those terms stay here.
Here are some suggestions:
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BAW GAWD KING HIS PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE
British Monsoon
Member
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