Professor Beef
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If only WWE still did that type of booking. Instead, it seems like they want to job Brock out. But what do I know, he's only been in one match.
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If only WWE still did that type of booking. Instead, it seems like they want to job Brock out. But what do I know, he's only been in one match.
I really wish you understood football a little more. Or that you'd stop trolling me. I don't know which one it is!
Just so we are clear though, it is Dean Ambrose week. Then. Now. Forever. Until he debuts
TOM f'N CRUISE
Member
everybody can keep Layla.. Kaitlyn is my waifu
+1 Punk
god that was embarrassing
What's to understand? You're guy choked, plain and simple.
I wonder if he ever realised that Punk does it with his right knee, not his left.
Is it just me or does Punk start cracking up when Cena hits that "high knee"?
Best: Damien Sandow Isn’t Losing To Your Stupid Tropes, Fat Man
Remember when Dolph Ziggler wrestled Sheamus, and Sheamus immediately went for a Brogue Kick and all those horrible memories of the 18-second Daniel Bryan match flashed in your head and you pictured yourself falling off a skyscraper or driving headlong into traffic, but then Ziggler stopped, dropped and rolled and everything was okay? I had that happen to me again last night, when Damien Sandow’s match was interrupted by Brodus Clay hobbling out to do threatening dinosaur hands. They cut to a tight shot of Sandow yelling, which is usually code for “and now he gets rolled up and pinned, and he’s SO MAD because he was DISTRACTED and then a long shot of Brodus smiling”.
And then, IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.
Sandow escaped the school-boy attempt, got up, hit Christian with his neckbreaker finish and won clean. ‘Hallelujah’ didn’t start up again, that was the sound of me singing at home. They even cut over to Brodus making sad faces because he was SO SURE this was gonna work, but it didn’t, because Damien Sandow is a better class of man and is not going to fall for your dumb WWE nonsense. I love it so much I can barely contain myself. This is how I felt:
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/...brock-lesnar-takes-45-minutes-to-break-an-arm
If you are being sincere, I will help you out then.
In the first drive the QB threw the ball to a WR with single coverage so it wasn't as bad as it looked. The saftey just got a good jump on the ball and got there right as the ball did. On the second and last drive that Palmer played Jacoby Ford dropped two passes that were right in his hands that would have been first downs. He went 3/6. Two from incompletions, the last one being the interception. Not really that bad, although it was disappointing.
Really though, I'm done talking about football in this thread!
Sorry guys.
Dean Ambrose week soldiers on.
Aiii, I really do hope Damien Sandow is getting a real push right now and is not just getting set up to make Brodus look better.
Perspicacity
Banned
Fake Sin Cara
Rocky gave a big rub to Hurricane Helms and Jeff Hardy, also losing to Lesnar for the title.
I doubt Punk will do that unless it's with Bryan or Ziggler. The roster is so bad I can barely think of anyone worth putting over right now.
I see Bryan being the next guy alongside Cena, maybe.
You and me both brother! But I have high hopes. Brodus is just a lower midcarder and they're obviously high on Sandow so they're probably putting him over.
So does he botch more or less than real Sin Cara?
Punk isn't alone - Orton and Cena should be the ones putting these guys over to create new blood. The ME scene is even tiresome because it's usually the same guys repeating the matches, or feuds, over and over again.
Perspicacity
Banned
Neither. He doesn't wrestle and just does the Sin Cara thing for autograph signings at toy stores.
I think there was some talk of debuting him as Hornswoggle's second father.
Orton.... I remember that guy. What happened to him?
It does seem that despite all the screentime he gets now, they still don't REALLY appreciate Bryan for what he is. He was the most over guy in that tag match, yet he was there for main event fodder. I'm not sure how many times he needs to prove himself before they catch on for real.
I mean, why did he lose instantly to an AA? The ending distraction they love so much should really have been used, to fuel more fire between Punk and Cena, instead Bryan is an afterthought.
Except D Bry moves merch and is massively over (only Cena, Punk, Brock, HHH, and the Rock come close) and actually the best wrestler in the world and has put on great matches all year and has been in the world title picture for over 8 months. And his catchphrase gets chanted all night regardless of where he is.
He's fine.
At worst he is in a Jericho circa 2009-2010 position. But he's a thousand times more over and more flexible in what he can do. He will put people over and can jump between low card and main event and he will be the champ when they need him to be, like Jericho and Edge. He will never be Cena or Punk or Orton and I think he is completely fine with whatever they give him.
He's fine.
At worst he is in a Jericho circa 2009-2010 position. But he's a thousand times more over and more flexible in what he can do. He will put people over and can jump between low card and main event and he will be the champ when they need him to be, like Jericho and Edge. He will never be Cena or Punk or Orton and I think he is completely fine with whatever they give him.
I hope that stuff really sinks in to them.
It's starting to seem like that getting Bryan to turn on the chant might have made it even more popular.
Perspicacity
Banned
Yep, highlight of this week's article.
Also Aiii you appear to be the only Bryan superfan with reasonable non-Chicken Little perspective on him. We should be pals.
It's turned into that Kurt Angle thing, where his fans get to support him by chanting "YOU SUCK" (YES! in Bryan's case) and the ignorant unwashed masses get to stick it to the bad guy by chanting "YOU SUCK" (ditto)
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Take her.
Yes, pretty much this.
Although I'm positive to a fault. For instance, I'm convinced Cena will lose on Sunday and Punk is gonna do a proper heel turn. So, yeah, there's that.
sf2fanatic
Member
If they gave RKO a chance they should with Cody. But WWE and their gimmicks won't allow Cody to do his own thang.. IMO
TOM f'N CRUISE
Member
so whats going to be the September wrestling OT tittle??
slightconfuse
Banned
Who kaitlyn is my waifu lay off
sf2fanatic
Member
Too early. After Summerslam
TOM f'N CRUISE
Member
What??? THATS IT, Kaitlyn on a poll match RIGHT NOW!!!
Forceatowulf
G***n S**n*bi
So... I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I only came here for a layla/kaitlin ass bump gif.
aaaaand I'll see you fellas later. Thank you very much.
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Deleted member 47027
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Ryback is my husbandu
Is that how I say it?
Is that how I say it?
Professor Beef
Banned
YOU BROKE HIS ARM
I feel so violated right now.
Perspicacity
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Heyman should have written into Lesnar's contract that commentary duties for that match must be handled by himself and Joey Styles.
Sakamoto
Sakamoto
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Deleted member 47027
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Reminds me of when I worked in a video store, a guy came in looking for "centerfold" videos. We had some shitty playboy video so I rented it to him. This was in the era of VHS tapes. Came back in 30 mins, first 10 or so of the video was watched. He didn't rewind. :/
TOM f'N CRUISE
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bean breath
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Is Sakamoto a legit Japanese national?
Perspicacity
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Parts Unknown, Japan
That high knee HAD to be legitimately painful. I cringed when it happen, not to mention Punk did it AGAIN right after.
HE'S NOT A LORD ANYMORE. He got demoted apparently.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Use [/s]
TOM f'N CRUISE
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damn i must have missed it.. it happened last week??
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