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Plywood

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Kelly Kelly is the GOAT.

It's ridiculous people even try to act as though running the ropes is a big deal.

Kelly doesn't need ropes! You know why? She's a wrestler and wrestlers don't need ropes to wrestle. She only needs her 5MOD to K-Slice rollup.
 

KenOD

a kinder, gentler sort of Scrooge
how can you guys judge how good the "Divas" are when we dont ever actually see them wrestle. Alicia is good in the ring.

FCW, NXT, House Shows, international tours, random Superstars, etc?

Alica Fox is never good. The only good part about her wrestling is that she hasn't managed to injure more often than she should with her level of ability to mess up.
 

Plywood

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FCW, NXT, House Shows, international tours, random Superstars, etc?

Alica Fox is never good. The only good part about her wrestling is that she hasn't managed to injure more often than she should with her level of ability to mess up.
Beth was lucky to survive a crater kick.

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bangai-o

Banned
im not talking about these new girls coming from Shine etc. Im talking about the current line up. We judge them as bad wrestlers, when we dont even see them wrestle. Beth Pheonix sucks by that logic.
 
One of the new NXT signings Memo Montenegro, is the younger brother of Alberto Del Rio;

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Lol.

Dammit Bootaaay, I don't know what kind of British sorcery you pulled when you posted that image but it bypassed my mobile gaf 'no imgs' setting while I was reading this thread on my phone in a public place.

Damn you Bootaaay, damn you straight to heck.
 

A Pretty Panda

fuckin' called it, man
Kelly Kelly is the GOAT.

It's ridiculous people even try to act as though running the ropes is a big deal.

Kelly doesn't need ropes! You know why? She's a wrestler and wrestlers don't need ropes to wrestle. She only needs her 5MOD to K-Slice rollup.
...you're not Plywood.

Who are you?
 

Aiii

So not worth it
Kelly Kelly is the GOAT.

It's ridiculous people even try to act as though running the ropes is a big deal.

Kelly doesn't need ropes! You know why? She's a wrestler and wrestlers don't need ropes to wrestle. She only needs her 5MOD to K-Slice rollup.

But she botches a Stinkface of all things... Not even Sin Cara could botch that.
 

Aiii

So not worth it
You're not Professor Beef, who are you?

Ziggler botched a fame asser.

Ziggler has credits though. Besides, nobody thinks Ziggler is the best wrestler either. He bumps like a champ, his personality is getting there and his matches are enjoyable, but he's not the best technician by any stretch of the imagination.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I sure am looking forward to the days when people look back on Kelly Kelly like we do now on Trish Stratus and Lita.

Well, Trish probably is one of the most overrated wrestlers of all time, so I guess that makes sense. Though, yeah, she's obviously better than Kelly, Rosa, etc. Lita wasn't great, but she had a Mick Foley type thing where you wanted to give her credit for trying shit that she didn't HAVE to do.
 

Striker

Member
Are you talking about here or in general? People talk shit about Punk here all the time.
There's some who critique his bland as fuck face character, and promo work for the past year, but they don't knock his ring work, which itself has been mildly entertaining and often filled with screwups. And it's not generally high spots they mess up in - how often does he screwup the GTS.

People were making fun of his botches in the Cena match last summer
The best match of 2011!
 

KenOD

a kinder, gentler sort of Scrooge
im not talking about these new girls coming from Shine etc. Im talking about the current line up. We judge them as bad wrestlers, when we dont even see them wrestle. Beth Pheonix sucks by that logic.

We saw Layla, Kaitlin, Eve, and Beth Phoenix on Raw. I saw Kelly Kelly vs Natalya from the recent tour. We've seen Tamina and others on Superstars and FCW. House shows have Layla and Beth Phoenix usually, sometimes someone else. I judge them based on what I see just as I do for any of the men in the main roster.

Beth and Tamina do well in matches, Natalya was better than half the guys for the Taiwan show. I know they are good wrestlers because I've seen it.
I know Alica Fox is a bad wrestler because every time she wrestled it was awful looking to me and the injuries she gave others. I just don't like Kelly Kelly.

I don't judge Aksana or Rosa because I can't recall the last time I've seen either of them wrestle and thus don't know their current capacity.

http://www.tout.com/m/s0hhuq

John Cena shows his full frontal snatch.

Ugh, now I really don't like him.I hate when people just drop them in the gym.
 

somedevil

Member
There's some who critique his bland as fuck face character, and promo work for the past year, but they don't knock his ring work, which itself has been mildly entertaining and often filled with screwups. And it's not generally high spots they mess up in - how often does he screwup the GTS.

The best match of 2011!

His ring work has been very good. His matches with Jericho and Daniel Bryan have been great. I'm sorry if you can't see that. His first match with Daniel Bryan was getting this is awesome chants. He also gotten good matches from Big Show and Kane.

His match with Cena was match of a year because a match is more than how it flows and if there is any botches. The story and crowd plays a big part and that was perfect and deserves match of the year. People bitch about the Cena and Brock match but thats going to get Match of Year votes as well.
 

Christopher

Member
Well, Trish probably is one of the most overrated wrestlers of all time, so I guess that makes sense. Though, yeah, she's obviously better than Kelly, Rosa, etc. Lita wasn't great, but she had a Mick Foley type thing where you wanted to give her credit for trying shit that she didn't HAVE to do.

The thing is Trish got put in hot fueds and actually gave the womens division credibility. During the era of Trish Jazz Lita Molly Victoria Gail and Ivory there were some good matches.
 
shame they got rid of sofia cortez. but rawuel diaz(eddie's guerro's daughter) is still there so tats good. WWE has alot of good women talent coming in and on the roster they choose not to use it for some reason. Watch NXT and Superstars for them.
 

XenoRaven

Member
There's some who critique his bland as fuck face character, and promo work for the past year, but they don't knock his ring work, which itself has been mildly entertaining and often filled with screwups. And it's not generally high spots they mess up in - how often does he screwup the GTS.
People talk about how shitty the GTS looks, how bad his elbow drop is, his technique is sloppy, etc. I see it fairly often. What do you want? More gifs? Do you need someone to remind you he was supposed to reverse an AA and land on his feet during the MITB match but he actually landed flat on his ass and had to no sell it?

I think his matches are great, and I enjoy them more than pretty much anyone else's on the active roster right now. His match with Del Rio was my favorite match of 2011. I think he could be the best thing going in WWE right now if they let him off the leash a little bit. But I don't claim that he's perfect, or that he's the best technical wrestler they have, or the best at cutting promos. And I don't think any of his fans in this thread would. I certainly don't see him being built up in this thread as the undisputed god of wrestling. In fact, I think the only member of Punk Defense Force I've seen is Aiii. I usually just keep my opinion to myself. I'm not sure where the idea where he's not critiqued is coming from.
 

Plywood

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smh

Sofia was really molding into something great.

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Supposedly(according to tumblr) Meltzer says she was fired due to an attitude problem apparently she rubbed people the wrong way by acting like she was ready for the main roster.
 

Plywood

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Another wrestler feels they have worth and once again gets fired.

WWE machine is so fucked. /sigh

go to TNA Sofia
 

Striker

Member
His ring work has been very good. His matches with Jericho and Daniel Bryan have been great. I'm sorry if you can't see that. His first match with Daniel Bryan was getting this is awesome chants. He also gotten good matches from Big Show and Kane.
I'm not going to disagree he's a good wrestler. He's one of the handful or so of guys who can make others look good, or just not put people to sleep. People knock Del Rio, Sheamus, and Cody for whatever character related reason, but they're good workers as well, even if they're not necessarily on the level of Punk or Bryan in being technicians. Doesn't change he has had his fair amount of dull, boring feuds and matches. The Jericho feud was awful. It's not disputable. I truthfully don't remember much at all from it, outside the drunk family part.

The Bryan stuff was fine match wise, notably when it was simply he and Bryan. And why not, they've wrestled a hundred times in their life I imagine. Then they added in Kane, AJ, and it just was garbage. He became Cena-lite because he always won, had bad booking finishes and just made most of what they had not entertaining for me.

His whole reign since coming back last August has been nothing memorable to me. I'm sorry if you can't see that.

I usually just keep my opinion to myself. I'm not sure where the idea where he's not critiqued is coming from.
It's not near the amount of hate we see on other guys, fault or not. And I also tend to keep my opinion to myself in these threads. You're not the only one.
 

KenOD

a kinder, gentler sort of Scrooge
See that's the thing with CM Punk, it's always the same things we complain about. He doesn't do a proper elbow, his GTS is rubbish, so on and so forth for his special moves and finishing moves. His regular moves though? All great.

He gives good to great matches constantly, he can work with most everyone, and it's never an issue until he has to do a spot. It's almost a shame he can't or won't go back to a simple style like Bob Backlund or Bryan's Small Package out of nowhere or even Chris Master's rather simple and old style winning move. Hell a return to a Jake the Snake Robert's DDT being deadly again would be something.

Story wise that's a different issue and aye, they really should do better with him and I think they are if they don't rush or drop or randomly change the current slow pacing of Punk's problems and trying to fix it met with dismissal.

It's an elbow drop. Not sure what more you really want him to do.

This, I want him to do this. http://youtu.be/ICDG24NkYyc
Never once do I wince or cringe or just feel sorry for Macho Man like I do Punk's elbow drops.

Supposedly she was fired due to an attitude problem.

I no more believe that than any of the rumours. We're never going to know why she was fired, so I say we should just say it's because of Dean Ambrose. His kidnapped her and stole her Power Coin until she couldn't wrestle on FCW/NXT any more.
 

Ithil

Member
God, I hope Fox's sister is fired, she's even worse then Alicia. Get rid of that dead waste WWE, you can do it!

Fire Alicia next. Build your division around, I dunno, actual wrestlers maybe. I know you can do it. Yes you can WWE! Yes, you can!

Odd that Sofia Cortez is gone, she was a decent wrestler and had a good following in Puerto Rico. Seemed like a logical fit for the WWE.
 

Plywood

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I no more believe that than any of the rumours. We're never going to know why she was fired, so I say we should just say it's because of Dean Ambrose. His kidnapped her and stole her Power Coin until she couldn't wrestle on FCW/NXT any more.
Well she's denying it on twitter and simultaneously thanking WWE for the opportunities so yeah... Hayes must not be getting it these days.
 

bangai-o

Banned
I'm not going to disagree he's a good wrestler. He's one of the handful or so of guys who can make others look good, or just not put people to sleep. People knock Del Rio, Sheamus, and Cody for whatever character related reason, but they're good workers as well, even if they're not necessarily on the level of Punk or Bryan in being technicians. Doesn't change he has had his fair amount of dull, boring feuds and matches. The Jericho feud was awful. It's not disputable. I truthfully don't remember much at all from it, outside the drunk family part.

The Bryan stuff was fine match wise, notably when it was simply he and Bryan. And why not, they've wrestled a hundred times in their life I imagine. Then they added in Kane, AJ, and it just was garbage. He became Cena-lite because he always won, had bad booking finishes and just made most of what they had not entertaining for me.

His whole reign since coming back last August has been nothing memorable to me. I'm sorry if you can't see that.

It's not near the amount of hate we see on other guys, fault or not. And I also tend to keep my opinion to myself in these threads. You're not the only one.


Punk is not a technical wrestler though. Del Rio is one of WWEs only technical wrestlers along with Bryan and Swagger.
 

Ithil

Member
smh

Sofia was really molding into something great.



Supposedly(according to tumblr) Meltzer says she was fired due to an attitude problem apparently she rubbed people the wrong way by acting like she was ready for the main roster.

She's more ready for the main roster than Kelly Kelly ever has been.
 

Striker

Member
Punk is not a technical wrestler though. Del Rio is one of WWEs only technical wrestlers along with Bryan and Swagger.
He's not Bret or Angle, but he's closer to others. Submission specialist would be something of another label, but even then he doesn't consistently have guys tapping out. Bryan is more of that than he is, but he's more than a simple submission guy.
 

somedevil

Member
Well she's denying it on twitter and simultaneously thanking WWE for the opportunities so yeah... Hayes must not be getting it these days.

Well somebody who worked with her in FCW and in the chicago scene said that she did have attitude problems and hard to deal with. So we will never know the true story though.
 

XenoRaven

Member
I would love to be consulted as a talent/creative "auditor" for the WWE. I would have a big book with everyone on the roster, and what their storylines and future plans for them are. Then I'd just go down the list and say "Ezekiel Jackson. Why did you hire this person? What are they doing now? Why are they doing what they're doing? What are you trying to do to fix it?" This isn't really a thing where I'd be trying to fix everything. I would just want to hear the explanations.
 

Knox

Member
Punk's execution can look a little sloppy at times but he can tell a story in the ring as good as anyone. There's only a handful of guys that are really good at that anymore, so it's hard for me to nitpick his execution.
 
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